Second trope writing done! This one is a little more humorous than the last one (or at least, I hope it's more humorous...), not quite as dark. I realized while I was editing that this short story and the last are very much a like, which makes me grumble a bit. If I do another one of these, I'll try to make it more original. Speaking of which, if any of y'all come up with another trope that you think would be fun to make a story out of, I'd like to hear it. I had fun writing these.