Joe is singing songs, and everyone’s annoyed
But not for very long, ‘cause he’s gonna be destroyed.
Oh Noes!
Seiji’s getting mad, no his eyes aren’t glowing red
But his wings are big and bad, and Joe will soon be dead.
Oh!

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs! Joe just lost a foot.
We have no idea how but the house went up in soot.
Poof!
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs! Joe just lost an arm.
But not really because we would never do him harm.
Yay!