Shopping Ain't Easy....

Included: Lux, Shupple, Mia, and mentions of Hoom , Arc, and Shift.

-Lux-

Wanted posters were something I never really intended to look at and when I did see them, I only glanced at them because they were none of my concern nor did I really care. That was what the police was for and it was their duty to catch any criminal that crossed their path. But when Shupple handed me that poster of Shift, her face showed a story beyond belief. I could tell she was still devastated and from how that Shift character acted this morning, it made me very nervous. Something was going to happen, I could feel it and I knew he was going to make his appearance.

That was the other theory behind our date. I knew he had a close eye on her from afar since my nose picked up his scent in the air, so if he saw her with another man at the very least he would aim for me. I don’t let my guard down easily, even though I portray a very carefree and bubbly personality, on the inside I am guarding Shupple and myself as well. I knew this was the perfect way to help Shupple prepare herself for some fun and also give this Shift character the idea that I was her boyfriend, which also added to the idea of element of surprise for Arc. The dog might be passive, but like any canine, they will attack when a love one is hurt. I know I can count on him, all I had to do was continue my date and have fun with her not letting her know that this date wasn’t only between friends but a plan I had conspired in my head to make it look like we were a couple.

Shupple and I entered into the Kimono shop were a Glameow gijinka came to wait on us. Oh a kitty huh? Do I dare say I want to make her purr?

“Welcome to Kitty Kimono,” she began. “I’m Mia and if you need any help, especially you cute kitty and definitely not you Goth girl, just tell me, alright?” Mia smiled and walked off but to my surprise Shupple used a Shadow Sneak on Mia whom ran into the wall.

I only chuckled since this wasn’t anything new to me with felines gijinkas, at least I knew I was still attractive after everything that had happened. But that comment she made to Shupple was still rude but it was okay, I plan to have my fun later with Mia.

“What was that?” I asked Shupple with a smile as we both entered the dress‘s section of the shop.

“I’m used to it. No big deal really,” She shrugged as she began to look through the dresses. That was really odd.

“Well then, let’s look for some sexy dresses, huh, Shupple?” I smirked as I began to help her.

“Of course, blue kitty,” She teased.

We began rummaging through the dresses and I am the type of guy who loves a girl in bright colors and when I showed some cute dresses to her that were sexy to me, Shupple shook her head and disagreed. She only was concerned with red, grey and black dresses. All of them were long sleeved and down to the floor. This was the same routine for at least 15 minutes with “naws” and “no’s” as she continued on the path of emo and gothic look.

“Argh Shupple if you don’t plan on letting me help you then why am I here?” I sighed as I sat on a chair near where she was.

“You can help by staying there as I try these on.” She went to the dressing room nearby.

“Fine..” I moaned. Mia came over and offered me something to drink so I took an orange juice as I waited for Shupple. As Mia turned around, I figured I would have some fun now so I wrapped my tail around hers. She quickly stopped and blushed as she turned to me. I waved my finger to her to come close which she did. “Mia dear, can you do me a big favor my darling feline?”

“Y..ye..yes? Anything for you kitty…I mean handsome!” She purred a bit pink in the cheeks, this was certainly going to be easy.

“This lovely lady I am with has poor judgment in dresses and what I need you to do is find me some dresses, skirts, or tops that will accent her ass, her boobs, and her legs and show me some skin. Can you do that for me love?” I whispered to her in a seductive voice.

She quickly nodded and ran off like a cat on catnip. That’s when I heard some rustling as I sipped on my juice to see Shupple peaking her head out the door.

“Alright let’s see what you look like.” I told her as if I was a pimp or something. She came out and as cute as she was, the dress made her look like she was taken out of a casket. This was probably my biggest sweat drop moment as I tried not to let my jaw drop in horror.

“Well how do I look?” She asked as she circled herself.

Honesty might kill me and I feared the wrath of a ghost Pokémon since already Shupple could enter dreams so I don’t even want to cross the path of making her angry. Okay make a half lie, “It fitting I suppose, but let’s try something else on just for fun eh?” I chuckled.

She agreed and did so. Again minutes later she came out in another dress that looked like Frankenstein’s bride and I shook my head, then again in another dress. I think I politely rejected at least 15 dresses. Argh her taste in fashion was repulsive. I thought what she wore on a daily bases was cute but she needed something new and something that would bring all the boys to the yard.

Mia came back with a few skirts and some tops. “I believe this will fit the Goth girl’s personality though I am not sure what you see in her when you could have a sexy feline like me.”

Oh ho really now? “Actually I am just a good friend of hers and of course we cats have the best taste in fashion, besides she needs a good look for her new puppy boyfriend.” I scoffed leaning back.

“I heard that Lux.” Shupple stated as she came out of the room with all the reject dresses. Mia went up and grabbed them and walked off. “If I am so poor in fashion why not help me instead of saying ‘no’ to everything that I like.”

“Yeah you might like it Shupple, but we guys have needs too and we want you to show a bit more skin.” I smirked as I walked up to her. “Besides, you got a nice rack going on up front, so show it off a little!”

I playfully poked her boob and jumped away tossing the clothes at her as she tried to hit me with a left hook. I remember this happened somewhere else (oh yeah in the comment box).

“So Mia here brought you some outfits,” I held up in my hand and showed her from what was dangling. “I think you should try a few of these and-“

“No these colors are not my type. I hate pink, yellow, lime green. Are you serious Lux?” She exclaimed as she hung the back up on a used dressed hanger. It was obvious to me, Shupple was a picky person. Much more, then I had thought.

I only shook my head and walked away as she began to look through more dresses. Tch, this was irritating because we were already here and hour. Mia went up to Shupple and helped try to find something that fit the ghosty’s taste while I went on my own mission. I am not a fashion designer for women but I do know what I like.

Hoom works everything perfectly with the skirt that gives her legs a nice long length and makes her hips look delectable. Her boots give her a height, which makes her butt look super tight in that skirt. The top is very flattering and gives her a curve but what makes it better is that you can see her nice twins in front. They always look so perky and well distinguished. Lastly, her hair has grown out which I believe makes her even more sexy because it really brings out her eyes and really shows her beautiful smile with the shape of her face. I adore how Hoom looks and how she is beautiful no matter what she looks like. Speaking of which, I am excited to see what she looks like tomorrow.

As I went through the girl’s outfits, other ladies in the store giggled and laughed as I tried to help Shupple find something, did they think I was a pervert or something? Not at all, if I were a pervert I would be at the panty isle sniffing everything in sight. But that isn’t me, besides I get all the free for all ladies at the mansion so I am happy with what I got.

As I went through the tops I came across this one with zippers across the front, funny since Shupple had a zipper on her mouth. The neckline was cut lower so it would surely show a bit of cleavage and it was long sleeved. Another nice aspect about the shirt was that it was short cut so her stomach would show which I found to be very sexually appealing.

I presume this would be Shupple’s taste and to my surprise, there was a matching skirt to go with it. Even better! Next I scurried off to the boots section, but as I did so I could hear Mia and Shupple arguing about clothes. Geez, women and their fashion tastes. Sometimes they are so overwhelming some days. Within minutes, I was looking at boots, so damn many of them too. Then again, I know women love their shoes and have a collection of them at home. Me? I really have maybe one or two pairs back at the mansion. I spotted some boots that had zippers on them. Arc was going to have a field day with her unzipping and zipping and hopefully he kept the zipper on her skirt zipped or I might kill him.

Unsure of Shupple’s shoe size I headed back to wear she was changing. When I approached she came out in a pink dress with flowers on it. The skirt what puffy and had many ruffles along with things that were dangling. I just stopped in my place and my jaw dropped.

She turned around a bit embarrassed and shy, “Be brutally honest Lux…what do you think?” She looked like a Lolita doll, which wasn’t a bad thing, and she was very adorable.

I believe I was red in the face as I stared at her, “Umm well…you look….” I couldn’t help but chuckle. “You look cute Shupple,” I walked over and poked her cheek. “So cute that I could eat you up!”

Smack!

“LUX!” Shupple growled after smacking me with her hand. “You are such a perv!”

Mia let out a small giggle standing there as I rubbed my cheek. “I didn’t mean it like that! HONEST!” O_O This was the truth! At least I know she has a good left hook if that damn Shift comes around. She just glared as I handed her a new outfit. “Here try these on….I think these are more your style.”

Pushing the clothes into her, she grabbed them as I began to walk away, “Shupple what size shoe do you wear?”

She went into the dressing room, “Size 7.”

“Ight!” I headed back to where I found the boots and once I found the right size I slipped them under the door for her as I waited for her to change.

Sitting there waiting was taking forever, what baffled me was how long she was taking for this particular outfit. Mia came out and as any sexy feline crawled right onto my lap.

“Do you want me to keep you entertained?” She purred as she began to nibble on my ear.

“Hmm….sounds interesting…” I smirked grabbing her ass a bit. “But the thing is, I really have the hots for a dog.”

“But I know how to make my men purr.” She began to press those giant melons on my chest…oh damn my weakness was kicking in. Hurry up Shupple.

“Haha well…” How to get out of this one.

“Umm Lux….” I saw Shupple peak her head out of the dressing room. “What do you think?” She asked as she stepped out of the dressing room.

-END-

Blah, not as a good as I wanted but whatever it’s up and LUX AND SHUPPLE LIVE ONCE AGAIN!!! xD Nevermind spelling and such, I got school so that’s my excuse!!!

Lux: I'M ALIVE!!!

Me: Yup and so is Shupple again hehehehe...

Xio: So are you saying I am dead to you N?

Me: OAO; I umm will find time for you later Xio kay??? *sweat drop*

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