I never saw Lupe look so good and Chii couldn't have mad the situation any more worse. I mean we both were innocent here! She just came out naked afterall. After seeing us, she screamed and grabbed her towel and ran towards us.
"She is coming!" He said excitedly.
I quickly pulled him down and jumped to the ground, we both turned our heads too see how close she was when suddenly her skirt blew up and her ladies area showed. He turned red and I had a nose bleed and passed out on the way down. We both fell and he hit his head first into the ground which caused him to have a nose bleed as well.
I still was conscious enough to here Lupe screaming at us and saying she will get us right back. But my body couldn't move. As I looked to the sky a Azurill stood above me and healed me with a potion. She helped me up. I looked to see if Chii was okay and it had seemed he was healed as well. He rubbed the back of his head and smiled at me and I did the same. Than suddenly a cold chill came down my back and Lupe was standing right behind me in clothes and hit me over the head.
"Take that Lux!" She pounted. "HMPH!"
I faited a bit but quickly regained myself before she left.
"Well at least you aren't a man like I thought you were!" I yelled to her.
She glared at me and I chuckled.
"I like your bod baby!!!" I smirked and waved to her. She quickly turned around and her tail pointed up as she walked away.
"You're in trouble!" Chii said.
I grabbed him around the neck. "What the hell? You are the desperate one!"
He quickly snapped, "Well I didn't say we should go to the balcony stupid!
"You are the one who said 'Lupe you look good naked' you idiot!" I snapped right back.
"I was complimenting her! NOTHING MORE!" He exclaimed trying to break free.
"You don't compliment someone on their nakedness when you weren't suppose to be there!" I argued.
"It's your fault!" He said.
"No your's brat!" I yelled.
We both started fighting with each other and giving blows. We began rolling over the ground over the other to hold the other down. He was strong but he was sadly very weak it came to being on land.
"STOP IT YOU TWO! You're both at fault!" Yelled the Azurill. "So it was a misunderstanding. Neither of you are to blame and really it wasn't bad. Though probably complimenting her at that time wasn't the best call." She pointed to Chii.
His head went down and I only smirked.
"And you!" She said pointing to me. "You should have known better than to go onto a ladies room. You should have covered his eyes or something. You pervert!"
"Pervert tsk whatever." I growned turning my head the other way and crossing my arms.
"Why I truely agree my dear!" Chii said smiling grabbing her hand.
"Stop being a suck up!" She replied with an evil grin. He quickly went to his dark place and mushrooms began to grow nearby. I only sighed and she chuckled. "You two are funny. I like you. You seem like cool people to hang out with."
I turned to her and looked at her. I really didn't take time to notice that she was an Azurill.
"Are you new here?" I asked. "If so welcome. My apoligies for having you witness this fight and well this strange ordeal. I hope you won't hold it against either of us." I put out my hand to shake hers and she did the same. I quickly gave her a peck on the hand. "It's nice to meet you. My name is Lux and I am a Luxray."
She blushed a bit and smiled. "It's nice to meet you as well. My name is Allie and I am an Azurill."
Chii quickly stood up not wanting to be out done by Lux. "My name is Chii the Chinchou my darling. It's a pleasure to meet you." He bowed in front of her with one hand on his chest and the other behind him.
She chuckled. "The pleasure is all mine. You two are real gentlemen! You wouldn't mind escorting me around would you?"
"Certainly!" We both replied. We both walked on each side of her and walked into the mansion...
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OK I think that should fix it Bluesen. I hope so! I think it did show that Chii isn't a pervert, but maybe bad with words and when to use them...>.> I hope that was okay! I tried making Lux the pervert! So please continue!! :3
