Welcome, friends :D
I just noticed that Version Vibrant existed today, so I'm still getting used to it XD
In this world of fairies and unicorns, I will talk about random pointless things, rant about things that seriously bug me, and just pretty much post what's on my mind. Enjoy your stay, and don't forget to take your shoes off at the door.

teh James

Yea, this is a random picture of me... Again... :P

Bio of a legend (me)

I am a dynamic figure and teenager, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to eat ice cream on ketchup (out of curiosity), slide off roofs, listen to music no one likes and make sarcastic remarks. I am notoriously lazy at times. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, I obsess about Resident Evil, and I can make little or no sence. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. If there is ever a major change in my lifestyle, you people will be first to know.

One last thing.
If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

-Fenrir

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