Caption Battle: Cat's Cradle XTREME!!!

"It's that time again..."
"To practice some runs?"
"To cut your pants?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with the idiom gag: Kitty K.O.!

They say the eyes are the window to the soul... Maka heard incorrectly.

In second place with a line that would make Leslie Nielson proud: Rageon!

It was the perfect crime. He was dead, and not only was there no evidence, but there was nothing to even hint at her involvement. Now, all that was left was to frame the next guy she saw, and get out of the country. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

And in the coveted first place with... well, you'll see... 64oldman!

Shinigamis love Apple.
Meisters use Windows.

Super satisfying week, guys! Lots of great captions! I am super pleased right now. Thanks!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Getbackers. The dude is Ginji. Let's see what you can do this week:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: a dull knife is a dangerous knife.