Caption Battle: Double Face-Claw, All The Way!

"It's that time again..."
"To play Last Night On Earth again?"
"To buy a second Move controller?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a snappy one-liner: FaithlessFighter!

Ketchup pizza: The path of destiny that takes you straight to the toilet.

In second place, twisting the famous jingle: TimeChaser!

The Hand of Ketchup Destiny does not care if you want to Have It Your Way.

And in the coveted first place, invoking the honoured dead... batosai33!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH INSANITY KETCHUP, FROM THE MAKERS OF INSAINITY WOOD. IT GOES GREAT WITH HOT DOGS, AND THROWS YOU INTO A MURDEROUS RAGE. GET YOUR INSANITY WOOD NOW FOR ONLY $19.95. CALL NOW!

I miss that man so much... ah, Billy... anyway, moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbrekamelldansen and features the Ranma 1/2 OVA from Weekly Shounen Sunday's 50th Anniversary special. Girl on the left is Shampoo, girl on the right is Ukyo - nobody else matters:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you can play bocce anywhere...

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