Caption Battle: Seeing Red...

"It's that time again..."
"To carry Pi to the 461st decimal place?"
"To figure out why Kei's gotta hate even though we love her?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners, as facilitated by a screencap courtesy of CelestialSushi:

In third place, for being deliciously flippant: 64oldman!

I heard this evolves into a Gyarados.

In second place, because everyone loves classic gaming: Eluria!

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this...

And in the coveted place, simply because deadpan has a way of making me happy... edisshort!

Japan is the only place where girls with swords can randomly walk somewhere with a giant tuna in their hand. You don't see that in America.

I do love deadpan... food for thought, I suppose. In any case, good job, guys!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Burst Angel. The girl is Amy; the hand is apparently the Hand of Ketchup Destiny. So I have been told, so now have you been told:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: never forget to bring a butfor when you go traveling.

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