Caption Battle: Stage Magic Is Hard...

"It's that time again..."
"To watch more of CBC's brilliant show Being Erica online?"
"To figure out why The Beatles had such horrible sound equipment in Japan?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, playing on something I never had to learn in school: wallpaperotaku!

I pledge allegiance, to the manga of the United Fans of Shoujo, and to the Bishounen, for which they stand, one genre under Japan, with love and beauty for all!

In second place, with the power of conviction: Ace!

Current count of Pat Benatar songs that would provide awesome captions for this image: 3 and rising.

And in the coveted first place, just baaaarely getting the crap past the radar... Wayward Warrior!

Curiously humorous given that it is posted on a site affectionately deemed "TheO."

Gotta say, lots and lots of good captions this week. Thanks guys! Moving on...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Kitty K.O. and features the series Gintama. "On the left is Hijikata, on the right is Gin, and the old guy in the middle is... well an old guy." Got it? Good:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: moocows are serious business.

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