Gin: Aww what a rip-off he said this was a matryoshka doll.
Hijikata: I told you it was to cheep to be a real life sized matryoshka doll.
(matryoshka doll-nesting doll)
Okay children, cryogenics means that grandpa is not dead, just frozen until further science. In the future kids, you'll be able to see your grandparents and your favorite celebrities unfrozen and revived provided that we keep them safe form tuna cans, idiots, and of course Yakuza debt collects.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 4:48:13 PM EST on November 13, 2009.
Old man tomodachi! Hours of endless fun! Each one comes with a secret animal inside!
Hijikata: Dang. Third one and still no octopus.
Gin: That means no dinner...
Hijikata: We could always eat the bear.
Last edited by fma pyro at 5:09:29 PM EST on November 10, 2009.
And so the late Vladimir Lenin made his last appearance on Gin's morning kids show, but not without imparting the most important lesson of socialism ideally: everybody gets a piece.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 1:41:46 AM EST on November 10, 2009.
Hijikata and Gin's thoughts: Man, we suck at being serial killers. No blood is coming out of this guy and somehow we caused a cute background to appear behind us. What the hel--Oh wait, this is anime. This must mean we are the best and are soon to rule the world.
Last edited by Grayfire at 5:24:48 PM EST on November 8, 2009.
The cute animals in the background convienently provide a false sense of security to viewers, much to the gratitude of Hijikata and Gin.
---------------------
~Song-chan
For this effect, the camera was turned off while our elderly actor got out of the shot. We then inserted his bearded stunt double, who we knocked out and promptly cut in half. After rigor mortis set in, computer effects were used to delete all the dried blood. And then, for a professional touch, we added in this cute little green screen effect to help soften the cruelty of the image.
Or, we used a plaster dummy.... You be the judge!
(Sorry. Been reading a lot of JTHM lately... Jhonen Vasquez FTW! ^^;)
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/14/09 | Reply
Kit-Kat bar be damned!
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/14/09 | Reply
That's one way to do an appendectomy.
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/14/09 | Reply
Question: How many bishounen does it take to fix an old guy?
Answer: Don't bother. The kawaii background animals could do better.
KuroiKitsuneShi
Otakuite | Posted 11/13/09 | Reply
Gin: Aww what a rip-off he said this was a matryoshka doll.
Hijikata: I told you it was to cheep to be a real life sized matryoshka doll.
(matryoshka doll-nesting doll)
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/13/09 | Reply
Okay children, cryogenics means that grandpa is not dead, just frozen until further science. In the future kids, you'll be able to see your grandparents and your favorite celebrities unfrozen and revived provided that we keep them safe form tuna cans, idiots, and of course Yakuza debt collects.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 4:48:13 PM EST on November 13, 2009.
Support KIRA
Sleeping Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/12/09 | Reply
@Shineska:
LOL That's great XD
Support KIRA
Sleeping Dragon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/12/09 | Reply
"A Magic act gone HORRIBLY Wrong:
So THIS is why Magician's NEVER REVEAL THEIR SECRETS!!"
((lol...first thought XD))
Gintama is so funny. XD
Shineska
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Bringing together old men two pieces at a time.
Last edited by Shineska at 8:29:54 PM EST on November 10, 2009.
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Playing off the title, here...
Hijikata: See, Gin? See? This is why the Magician's Alliance decided to go with PLASTIC, this year.
Last edited by BloodRedArab at 9:01:07 PM EST on November 10, 2009.
fma pyro
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Old man tomodachi! Hours of endless fun! Each one comes with a secret animal inside!
Hijikata: Dang. Third one and still no octopus.
Gin: That means no dinner...
Hijikata: We could always eat the bear.
Last edited by fma pyro at 5:09:29 PM EST on November 10, 2009.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Hijikata: Uh, Gin?
Gin: Yeah?
Hijikata: You used the fake saw for this trick, right?
Gin: ... What fake saw?
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Gin: i think we missed a step, the instructions say to put slot O into slot aP. but we have slots O-ap and Mp
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Hajikata: And that ladies and gentlemen is how you saw someone in half!
Gin: uh, Hajikata, how do we put him back together?
Hajikata: ... Run!
epic fail ><
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
New! Old men dolls! Now with interchangeable parts!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
And so the late Vladimir Lenin made his last appearance on Gin's morning kids show, but not without imparting the most important lesson of socialism ideally: everybody gets a piece.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 1:41:46 AM EST on November 10, 2009.
Enkeli25
Otakuite | Posted 11/10/09 | Reply
Hey Gin did the box say "Some assembly required"?
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
Hajikata: Hey Gin, heads or tails?
Burning Silver
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul; but these guys still went for the waist... Who knew the elderly were hollow?
Last edited by Burning Silver at 7:37:09 PM EST on November 9, 2009.
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
I would be THRILLED if you mentioned this to no one.
kittens 3
The Stalker (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
Magic trick gone wrong. Great job. B(
Shinpan
Otakuite | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
Hijikata and Gin refuse to read the manual when building their robot butler.
Zero070810
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
I told you he was pure evil on the inside.
chibi guy
Otakuite | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
I thught u said ther was candy in him
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/09/09 | Reply
Alright, I know it's mine, but I soooo wanted to put this in...
Caption 1:
Oji-san... It's what's for dinner.
Caption 2:
Snap into a Slim Jim!!!
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Hijikata: Okay, this officially the weirdest playroom I've ever been in..
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Akasuna no Sasori: The Untold Story
--or--
This has to be Hare nochi Guu. Only something so cute and macabre at the same time can make me laugh so.
(second caption FAIL!)
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
@Rageon:
Spot-on reference from God knows how long!
Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:29:35 PM EST on November 8, 2009.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Hijikata and Gin's thoughts: Man, we suck at being serial killers. No blood is coming out of this guy and somehow we caused a cute background to appear behind us. What the hel--Oh wait, this is anime. This must mean we are the best and are soon to rule the world.
Last edited by Grayfire at 5:24:48 PM EST on November 8, 2009.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
There's no denying it now... the candy was a lie.
------
*is shot*
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Siegfried and Roy: The Early Years
DarkSong
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
The cute animals in the background convienently provide a false sense of security to viewers, much to the gratitude of Hijikata and Gin.
---------------------
~Song-chan
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
You know grandpa is old when you snap him in half and nothing comes out.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Why is it that the hot guys are always the ones cutting people in half?
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Don't worry, it's just a giant broken garden gnome. Really.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Hijikata: Aren't there supposed to be smaller bodies inside these Russian egg people?
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
"Where's the cream filling?!"
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Hijikata: Okay, you get the bottom half, and I get the top half.
Gin: Awh, why do I have to get the bottom half?
bonitachika792
Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
"Liars! Theres no candy inside this old man!"
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
@TimeChaser:
dangit, you got the pinata angle before me. d'oh!
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Studying human anatomy, anime-style.
~S.G~
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Kleine grüne Männchen Uhrwerk: Bringing clockwork parents to orphans since 1921.
Some assembly required.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Illusions of Cinema:
For this effect, the camera was turned off while our elderly actor got out of the shot. We then inserted his bearded stunt double, who we knocked out and promptly cut in half. After rigor mortis set in, computer effects were used to delete all the dried blood. And then, for a professional touch, we added in this cute little green screen effect to help soften the cruelty of the image.
Or, we used a plaster dummy.... You be the judge!
(Sorry. Been reading a lot of JTHM lately... Jhonen Vasquez FTW! ^^;)
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Leo Tolstoy conducts research for a rare sequel: War and Pieces.
Love thy Evangelion.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Notice that the animals haven't any bodies.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/09 | Reply
Old Guy Pinatas: Making parties awkward since 1999.
Bazinga!