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Caption Battle: Red Keepin' You Down...

"It's that time again..."
"To see people when they're sleeping?"
"To round up yonder virgins?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because we've all been there: sakurasista!

Minoru: Oh gawd. That wasnt me this time.

In second place, because we were all thinking it: DemonKingAtticus!

Minoru came to the startling conclusion that Akira's head can't possibly be supported by a neck that small.

And in the coveted first place, because we all don't think outside the box like this... SaxGirl!

'Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket...'
Who said you had to catch it with your hands?

And now, it's Christmas time... it's Christmas time...

This week's screencap comes by request to the ever-resourceful Jolly Old Saint Desbreko and features the series Tokyo Magnitude 8.0. The boy on the ground is Yuuki, and the girl with the foot is Mirai. Now bring some cheer!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: when you're down to your socks, you know it's Christmas time, that's why they're called Christmas socks. Ooh!

Caption Battle: Boom, Headshot...

"It's that time again..."
"To lament the absence of our two front teeth?"
"To figure out what the hell a jingle horse is?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a rather fitting repeat from a different series: TimeChaser!

To steal a line from Doctor Who: "She's engaged, you prawn."

In second place, with a ridiculously fitting punning of internet-speech: divisionten!

Well, this certainly brings a refreshing new meaning to the word prOn.

And in the coveted first place, with an amazing caption I actually googled for veracity and in turn was doubly amused... KeenHavoc!

This is exactly why none of these things are Kosher.

Squid isn't kosher. And now I've learned something. Moving on!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Blond Loup and features the series Lucky Star. The guy is Minoru Shiraishi, the girl is Akira Kogami. Get to it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: never trust a Cultist of Romulus.

Caption Battle: Who Doesn't Love Shrimp?

"It's that time again..."
"To spawn more overlords?"
"To construct additional pylons?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!

But first, last week's winners:

In third place because right now I have a total hate-on for big screen adaptations: thedragonlordd!

Spike is making a pick-me-up to counter that hang-over he got from all the drinking he did after finding out Keanu Reeves is playing him in the live-action movie.

In second place because the caption kicked off with an epic pun: wuzzle320!

Cigar-egges! Newest hang-over cure from Pfizer.
~May cause dizziness, blurred vision, loss of inhibitions and vomiting. Do not take while driving or operating heavy machinery...

And in the coveted first place with a rare and refreshing in-universe caption... Ace!

Cigarette and Egg White Casserole: Because when you complain about Jet's cooking, Ed gets to be chef for the rest of the week.

Also need to give Ace and pedegg props for paying tribute to an amazing comedian who left us far too soon. Just sayin'...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Desbrekzio Auditore Da Moe'nze, and features the series Squid Girl. Blue-tentacled girl is Squid Girl, girl in the shrimp suit is Sanae, and the girl in the foreground is Eiko. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you never want to be the recipient of terrible, terrible damage.

Caption Battle: A Pound Of Cure...

"It's that time again..."
"To heal our Black Friday scars?"
"To upgrade our siege tanks?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for referencing my obsession from this month (and yes, I can be that fickle): wolf of sorrow!

I guess that's why you should check your parachute before jumping off the Colosseum of Rome.

In second place, for knowing apparently more about Yu-Gi-Oh! than I ever will: thedragonlordd!

Jun Manjoume was at lost for words when he found out his name was legally to Chazz Princton by 4kids.

And in the coveted first place, because I have recorded reaction videos before... FaithlessFighter!

Apparently they've just watched "Two Girls and one Duel Disk".

Congratulations, you three... and for the dozen or two of you who all inexplicably wrote Harry Potter captions... the hell did that all come from?

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Cowboy Bebop. The man up front is Spike Spiegel; the other two may or may not be named Ryan and Esposito. You know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: Thomas Edison was a Templar.

Caption Battle: Spotting a Flames Fan Within the Oilers Fans...

"It's that time again..."
"To refresh your history of the Borgia family?"
"To buy a white hoodie?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with a classic type caption: KeenHavoc!

These are what you have to cross to get a Doraemon. And from the looks of it, that won't be too long from now.

In second place, because the Satoshi Tajiri's baby has gotten way the heck out there: FaithlessFighter!

This is what pokemon fans have to look forward to in 5th gen.

And in the coveted first place, because old women with eating disorders inspire greatness... LoulouSegawa!

There once was a penguin who ate a girl who ate a fish...

Congratulations guys. And alright, I might have a busy night tonight so I'd best get this done now! Moving on!

This week's screencap comes courtesy of MaraNekoyasha13 and features the series Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Guy in the middle is Chazz, and the two next to him may or may not be named Jim and Bob. You guys know the rest:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you don't have to be able to run faster than a bear - just faster than your slowest friend.