Caption Battle: Red Keepin' You Down...

"It's that time again..."
"To see people when they're sleeping?"
"To round up yonder virgins?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because we've all been there: sakurasista!

Minoru: Oh gawd. That wasnt me this time.

In second place, because we were all thinking it: DemonKingAtticus!

Minoru came to the startling conclusion that Akira's head can't possibly be supported by a neck that small.

And in the coveted first place, because we all don't think outside the box like this... SaxGirl!

'Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket...'
Who said you had to catch it with your hands?

And now, it's Christmas time... it's Christmas time...

This week's screencap comes by request to the ever-resourceful Jolly Old Saint Desbreko and features the series Tokyo Magnitude 8.0. The boy on the ground is Yuuki, and the girl with the foot is Mirai. Now bring some cheer!

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: when you're down to your socks, you know it's Christmas time, that's why they're called Christmas socks. Ooh!

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