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Caption Battle: I'm Not Angry, Just Disappointed!

Two and a half weeks late, I know. So the next time your computer gets all virused out and it stops you from doing stuff at the site, I'll forgive you too.

Anyway, last time's winners:

In third place, with your basic pop culture reference: Ichigoslilsista!

Lil cat: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

In second place, with a slightly old school culture reference: KeenHavoc!

Chibi chibi chibi, HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! Ask yourself, is your cat big enough for the job?

And in the coveted first place, with an especially out there reference that wins because I caught it dead center... Aceburner!

Chi gives a practical demonstration on how to dote up a cat. Remember, you may praise a tail and you may touch my striped back. Anything further is crossing the line.
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Ahh, fun times. Nya nya. And now for this week...

So we'll take a screencap courtesy of Miss Anonymous and featuring the .hack//G.U. Trilogy movie. Fellow on the left is Haseo, fellowess on the right is Atoli:

And no, fellowess isn't a real word.

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have at it, and remember: the Chicago Blackhawks ruined everything.

Caption Battle: Fuwa-Fuwa Da Nya!

"It's that time again..."
"To plant the bulbs?"
"To spray the roaches?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, being funny for reasons I almost wish weren't: red.alchemist!

Dragonball Z, the Movie: Gohan in Gaza

In second place, continuing the movie-based jokes: Hisaishi!

Gohan: Think I'm screwin' with your mind? I dare ya to watch Evolution, punk.

And in the coveted first place, more or less summing up all the other captions nicely... jomz!

You can all blame Freud on your captions for this one.

T'was a pretty good week, guys. Kudos. And now let's ruin everything by using a Des' screencap!

Desbreko of the Nine Moe shows his versatility this week in having screencaps of something other than lolis! This week it's a shot from Chi's New Address and features - from left to right - Alice and Chi. And yes, they're cats:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have at it, and remember: the Chicago Blackhawks are the enemy.

Caption Battle: The Gunflex Total Gym...

"It's that time again..."
"To watch specialists stab ballistics gel?"
"To give life lemons?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, simply speaking truth: darkeangel!

They are seriously running low on original ideas for new pokemon...

In second place, playing the continuity card: cougarsama!

Since Ed couldn't finish his dinner in last week's caption battle, they finished it for him.

And in the coveted first place, being fairly politically incorrect but I'll let it slide this time 'cause it made me snerk... red.alchemist!

Japanese women in their natural habitat.

This was a pretty good week. Good stuff, guys.

Moving on... we'll go with a screencap courtesy of xaos featuring good ol' Dragonball Z back when it was still an animated show. Guy on the right is Gohan (as "The Great Saiyaman"); guy on the left is less important - we'll say his name is Ovechkin. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So have at it, and remember: Roberto Luongo doesn't wear a 'C', but he is the captain.

Caption Battle: Curiously Out Of Character...

"It's that time again..."
"To play Left 4 Dead?"
"To learn to laugh like Spongebob?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because we all know fangirls are psychotic: fallenangel8!

Wow, fangirls find the most interesting places to hide.

In second place, being topical and amusing: red tigress!

Aaron: "Bad news, Vic; Funimation says they're lettin' ya go."
Vic: "But...Sakuracon is the only thing I have left! I can't be associated with 'GIRUGAMESH!'"

And in the coveted first place, just absolutely knocking this week out of the park... TsukasaXKwassaXKw!

You COOKED my pet chicken?!?!? That is SO not equivalent exchange!!

This was an excellent week. I am absolutely proud of you all.

So this week comes courtesy of the ever-random screencaps of the Desbreko, and features the series Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru (and note how decidedly un-moe this screencap is for a Desbreko screencap - just sayin'). From left to right are Ichiko, Yukari, and Mariya. Have fun now... oh, and I promise, any captions consisting solely of "OM NOM NOM NOM" aren't gonna cut it. You guys can do better:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. That is all. I shall go nap now.

Caption Battle: Philosopher's Stone Is People!

"It's that time again..."
"To count the Rorschach cosplayers?"
"To realize you shouldn't encourage your young daughter to take a picture with the man dressed up as a bear?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last time's winners:

In third place, with what I feel is this week's best reference caption: jomz!

Guu: I hear you like mudkips...

In second place, with the best non-obvious caption: cougarsama!

Worst Higurashi parody ever.

And in the coveted first place, being the best and most original of "the obvious captions"(TM)... batosai33!

Hare: please tell me that is a pencil.

Baa-zing. Fun times, good showing for two weeks straight, guys. Let's move on, shall we?

This week's screencaps come from the always helpful Kimmeh, and features good ol' Fullmetal Alchemist (whether it's the new series or not I couldn't tell ya). Guy on the left is Aaron, the guy on the right is Vic. Have fun now:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. And remember: the plural of moose is not mooses, though some people feel that the plural of fish is still fishes.