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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/31/09 | Reply

    This was too good to pass up even if only you read it.
    _____

    Chi:"Mrs.CatBus can you take me to see Totoro?"

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/24/09 | Reply

    Big cat : Well well well. Looks like my butt might make it to Toys R Us one day...

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/23/09 | Reply

    Alice: Does this cat make my butt look big?

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/22/09 | Reply

    one more thats it!! i promise
    " necoconeco gone wild "

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/21/09 | Reply

    "its not what it looks like!!!"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/21/09 | Reply

    Chi: I CANT GET IT OUT!!! IT HURTS!!!!

    Alice: Quit crying you pussy.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/20/09 | Reply

    A Neko Pekaboo

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/19/09 | Reply

    Chi: Keep the earth clean, its not uranus.

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    Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/18/09 | Reply

    I can't believe how many backroom jokes this will make...

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/17/09 | Reply

    And you thought PETA was wrong..

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/17/09 | Reply

    The otaku and big sister interaction carries over to different cultures and species.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/16/09 | Reply

    The laws of gravity and catnip are not to blame but for the lack of better words we leave the rest to 4chan


    Last edited by Namihazure Sama at 11:06:48 PM EDT on May 16, 2009.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/16/09 | Reply

    how cats accidently become gay.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/15/09 | Reply

    In this situation, knowledge and mastery of the Parting Shot would indeed prove useful.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/15/09 | Reply

    Chi gives a practical demonstration on how to dote up a cat. Remember, you may praise a tail and you may touch my striped back. Anything further is crossing the line.

    [/Obscure]

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/15/09 | Reply

    Grooming tip :42
    You should keep your cat's fur short so everyone will know which end is the head.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/13/09 | Reply

    Inspired by the latest Star Trek movie, Chi demonstrates her version of the "Cling on".

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/13/09 | Reply

    Alice: If ONE of you punks makes a "can i haz cheezburger" joke, you can say goodbye to your face.

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    Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    This picture's been wrong for a total of 42 seconds...

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    Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    That's one ride that he wasn't looking forward to.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    And for those of you who think this is somehow cute and not scaring:
    Only
    Men
    Get it on for this kind of stuff....


    Last edited by twilight luna at 7:06:42 PM EDT on May 12, 2009.

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    Chi: Will you be my mommy? Will you be my mommy? Will you be my mommy? Will you be my mommy?
    Alice (thinking): Somebody help me.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    Brokeback Chi's. Its the new thing.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    10:42 A.M.: Chi's Viagra kicked in.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    one of the many effects of Catnip overdose

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    DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/12/09 | Reply

    chi: Cotton candy!!!!

    Alice:....


    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Oh! let me try!

    You gotta be careful with where you sit down sometimes.

    Hehe... It's my first time doin this OK? XP

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Chibi chibi chibi HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! Ask yourself is your cat big enough for the job?

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    Rising from Ashes (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    And America's Funniest Home Video is...

    The exotic cats!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I tried... XD

    ~Razi-chan

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Chi: (glomp)
    Alice: damn it Chi how many times to I have to tell you I am not Vic Mignogna


    Show No Fear Always Smile

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Chi: I shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine!

    ---or---

    Chi: I absolutely LOVE this new scratching post!
    Alice: *thinking* Dammit! Why do you have to be so freaking adorable?!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    @Alistairbodn:

    I tip my hat to you, that was epic.

    はせお

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Because Rogues do it from behind

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    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Chi- Can I keep her?

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Getting tired of cat-and-...cat?

    ~S.G~

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    When big kitty glomps little kitty, it's good for a laugh. When little kitty glomps big kitty, it's just way too adorable.
    or
    The power of static cling strikes again!


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 2:10:35 PM EDT on May 14, 2009.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    If you think this game of leapfrog is weird, imagine if they switched places.

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Next on Animal Planet . . .

    - - - or - - -

    Leap frog!


    Last edited by cougarsama at 10:08:07 AM EDT on May 11, 2009.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Alice "I SAID STRAP IN! NOT STRAP ON!"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/11/09 | Reply

    Alice: please tell me that's a pencil... wait... cats don't have pockets... ... ... ."

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Caption Battle Dare #96: Who can look at this screencap and NOT think something perverted?

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi: "Aw man, your tail is so cool! I wish I had a fluffy tail like you!"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi: With New! Industrial Strength Crazy Glue we can be together forever!"
    Alice: Er... what?!

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    What Not To Do On The First Date: Anime Cat Edition
    Rule #1- Never pull a Miroku

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    @Rageon:

    LOLCatz meet YuriCatz

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    If Freud was at fault for last week's captions, I blame the internet for this week.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Surprise buttsex?
    OKAY I'm not winning anything.

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    Desbreko

    Abundant Love (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi is also female. Get your minds out of the gutter.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi had finally found proof that Sesame Street's Snuffleuffagus was real. That nose job wasn't fooling anyone.

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    Sole Storyteller

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi: "Sneak Attack!!!"

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    darkeangel

    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Japan's animated version of the musical "Cats" was, predictably, perverted and weird.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    TRANSFORMERS: From Lolis to Cats.

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Let's all take a ride on the Kawaii Express! (I tried to come up with something slightly less perverted.)

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    Mercury Dragon

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi: Ai can haz buttsecks nao, kthx!

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    divisionten

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Well, you can't exactly call it "doggy style".

    *shot*


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Fun with velcro.


    Bazinga!

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    42. The answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. Thanks to Alice and Chi we now know that question: What is the minimum number of people to think this picture relates to "surprises from behind?"

    NNM
    Taking the world by storm, but with less of the dampness

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Chi:"Forward my steed!"

    はせお

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/10/09 | Reply

    Alice: "What, not again"!

    lol, by the look on her face she don't wont it!