@ControllerOfChaos:

Was a close 4th. Couldn't be helped.

@Shadow Vampiress:

how did you NOT get at least third for that?

I want to try this YAY! Satoshi! LOL. First Caption Battle. xP

Attempt 1:

Drapeion: "If you want to reach your girlfriend, you'll have to go through my Bear Hug!"

Ash: "NOOOOO!"

xP

Attempt 2:

"This is what happens when you befriend a Drapion."

xP

Attempt 3:

Flashback: Ash is trying to catch Drapion & Now is in a bad situation.

Drapion: "Ketchum Huh? KETCHUM! Well! I've just met my new doll for my doll house!"

Ash: "I'm no doll! I'm here to Catch Ya! Not to Ketchum!"

:P

I'll think about it. I'll post my real caption later. ^_^

Hey I though there was a PDA rule...

No means NO!!

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Yeah, I know lame attempt at being witty.

It's not rape if you say "Suprise!"

Gotta catch an Ash, gotta catch an Ash.

Pokemon: The perfect place for Pedo Bear to hide!

so by looking at this picture can you tell who is the pitcher and who is the catcher?

Ah, good ol' pokemon. Lmao... Veronica Taylor... =^_^=

Angry customer: Where is it?! Where?!

Veronica (lol): I told you yesterday! We do not have anymore Hello Kitty phones charms!

3rd attempt:
Drapeion: Ooh! An ash plushie!
Ash: I'm not a plushie!
Drapeion: Ooh! A talking Ash plushie!

30 seconds ago

Ash after he sees drapeion: I changed my mind about wanting to catch all the pokemon

Moral: always catch the drapeion, or they'll eat you

This is what happens when you have perverted animaters doing a kid show.

(This is beyond my comprehension. I tried, i really did.)

NO! Pokemon! Gotta catch em all! Dont you get it?!

The Japanese Barney didn't go over too well with the test audience.

"ash: DO NOT WANT!"

couldn't resist with the lolcats referance

We're blasting off agaaaaiiiinnnnn!!!

Ash: I think we should start seeing other people.
Drapeion: But Ash, I love you!

some people love there pokemon a little to much (not pretty)

For the last time, it wasn't me who captured your children, it was team rocket!

This is so much better than Barney.

Mrs. Ketchum: Ash! Did you finish eating your scorpion yet! Hurry so you can get some mouse for dessert!
Ash: Did you make Pikachu a dessert Mom!

Pokemon: Gotta catch 'em all. It's you and me.

.....no comment.

Ash: BAD TOUCH!

Stupid super glue

Ash's reaction to learning that there were, yet again, 150 new pokemon starting with this big guy

:D I have never won 1st before!! Happy day Happy day~~~
I can't think of a good one for this week lol I'll edit this post later when i do!
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EDIT
Drapeion: "Who's a good Pokemon master!? Who's a good Pokemon master!? You are !!"

Drapion: Take me to your Gym leader!
Ash: I'm from Pallet town we don't have one!!!

What would you like for Christmas little boy?
ALL THE POKEMON IN THE WORLD!

help! i'm being glomped by a pokemon that's not one of the 150 i stupidly took the time to memorize in the first dang season!!!

Its the Lock Ness Monster! Its gonna eat meh!!!!!

That's what we call a super-glomp C:

Drapeion: Drape, Drapeion, Drape!!!

Translation: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine!!! I love you, Squishy!

Alright, I'll give this a try:

GROUP HUG!!!

I tried. :d

A Pokémon's love for its owner?
Sure
Bestiality?
....
Where's the mindsoap?!

Well, they don't call him Drapeion for nothin'.