Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
Okay, even though I've never heard of this anime and have never done a quote for one o' these before, I figured I should get started in on the action. =^_^=
Guu: Y'know I just saw an interesting little movie starring someone very familiar...
Hare: I NEEDED THE MONIES! =O_O;=
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
Guu- I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes:I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes:I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes:I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes....
Guu: "... Then the bank sells your mortgage to a corporation that then stuffs it in a giant magic cat. They over stuffed the cat and now it's dead along with everybody's moneys."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 4:33:09 AM EDT on April 12, 2009.
Hare: [thinking] Oh crap, Guu's drunk...Please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me...Donotkissmeeitherespeciallywhilepuking!
Emetophobia anyone?
Last edited by Grayfire at 7:54:34 PM EDT on April 9, 2009.
"I, have become...(sniffles) comfortably numb(I hope)"
"Ok(echoes), just a little pinprick"
"There will be no more AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH,(you sure?)"
"But you may feel a little sick(That one is assured, pal)"
Guu: ~ From inside the cold pool ~ I bet you are regretting getting into the sauna now aren't you, all those naked hairy men only wrapped in towels...shame you didn't listen to me when you had the chance!
Tveiter Tot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Hare: I have a feeling people are going to make nasty jokes on this week's caption battle.
Guu: You're soooo right
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Meh, thats all i could think of...>.> I might try again later.
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/16/09 | Reply
Hare: The calls are coming from inside the house.
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
Guu: It was your cooking that killed me, you know.
Hare: I'm sorry, please don't kill me!
Last edited by inufluffy12 at 11:28:04 PM EDT on April 13, 2009.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
Guu: Taste the rainbow.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
Okay, even though I've never heard of this anime and have never done a quote for one o' these before, I figured I should get started in on the action. =^_^=
Guu: Y'know I just saw an interesting little movie starring someone very familiar...
Hare: I NEEDED THE MONIES! =O_O;=
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
Guu- I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes:I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes:I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes:I know a song that gets on Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, Hare's nerves, I know a that gets on Hare's neves, and this is how it goes....
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/13/09 | Reply
It's Easter and Guu is going to chow down on a chocolate Hare.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/12/09 | Reply
Guu: "... Then the bank sells your mortgage to a corporation that then stuffs it in a giant magic cat. They over stuffed the cat and now it's dead along with everybody's moneys."
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 4:33:09 AM EDT on April 12, 2009.
elricx3
Otakuite | Posted 04/11/09 | Reply
your mom told me every thing
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/11/09 | Reply
Remember Chuck Norris makes your mom make this face every day.
chibi_emo
Otakuite | Posted 04/11/09 | Reply
Hare stared forlornly at the soap on the shower floor, and went to his happy place.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/10/09 | Reply
When prison films go WAY too far
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/09/09 | Reply
Hare: [thinking] Oh crap, Guu's drunk...Please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me please don't puke on me...Donotkissmeeitherespeciallywhilepuking!
Emetophobia anyone?
Last edited by Grayfire at 7:54:34 PM EDT on April 9, 2009.
Razing Phoenix
Rising from Ashes (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/09/09 | Reply
Haru: And then the bunnies took the cupcakes away!
Guu: I knew those bunnies were up to no good.
~Razi-chan
Last edited by Razing Phoenix at 10:27:40 AM EDT on April 9, 2009.
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/09/09 | Reply
Guu: hey Hare
Hare: what?
Guu: the cake is a lie
Hare: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Show No Fear Always Smile
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/08/09 | Reply
There's never a good way to explain to people how their money disappeared in a ponzi scheme, but it's always fun!
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 12:26:04 AM EDT on April 9, 2009.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/08/09 | Reply
With the right visual aid, anything can turn into rape euphemisms!
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/08/09 | Reply
Sing along!
"I, have become...(sniffles) comfortably numb(I hope)"
"Ok(echoes), just a little pinprick"
"There will be no more AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH,(you sure?)"
"But you may feel a little sick(That one is assured, pal)"
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/08/09 | Reply
Please don't gun me down for this one.... my mind isn't sacred anymore...
Hare just jizzed in his pants
Last edited by twilight luna at 10:15:42 PM EDT on April 8, 2009.
Miss Anonymous
Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/08/09 | Reply
Guu continued to bring misery into Hare's life by giving the poor boy a special screening of Dragonball: Evolution.
iluvtails
Otakuite | Posted 04/07/09 | Reply
Hey haru do you know where that poison chocolate went??
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/07/09 | Reply
"I know what you did last summer"
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/07/09 | Reply
Guu: I hear you like mudkips...
EllaAngel
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/07/09 | Reply
Guu: They're coming for you Hare...They're coming.
ChibiJack
Otakuite | Posted 04/07/09 | Reply
When your Mother said your face will get stuck like that... Yeah, she wasn't kidding
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/07/09 | Reply
Guu snuck up on Hare while he was in the bathroom doing his business. Not that business, you perverts.
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
...what are they?
KCHuang
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Half the fangirls on this site are going to be disappointed when they learn that Guu's actually a girl.
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"Why so serious, Hare? Let's put a smile on that face...
How about a magic trick?"
Last edited by KCHuang at 11:12:56 PM EDT on April 6, 2009.
otakualchemist
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
"There are things that go bump in the night, you say? That's the sound of me stalking you."
Kitten With Claws
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Guu: You know those dust bunnies under your bed?
Hare: ya?
Guu: There not really dust bunnies, there clones of me.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
@TimeChaser:
You are my new idol *A*
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Breaking News Everyone!
We now know the real reason behind the 9/11 bombings...
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Guu: My goodness... that leach on your back seems to be having a good time...
------or------
And then Guu muttered the four most terrifying words that would chill the blood of even the bravest anime character...
"The Fangirls are coming..."
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Hare: "Secret lovers..."
Guu: "AHHHH NO HOMO!"
(I hate myself for doing that) -_-
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Worst Higurashi parody ever.
Tempus321
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Guu: I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse...
Hare: ... help me.
Magnus Lensherr
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/06/09 | Reply
Guu: ~ From inside the cold pool ~ I bet you are regretting getting into the sauna now aren't you, all those naked hairy men only wrapped in towels...shame you didn't listen to me when you had the chance!
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Two in a row? Arigato Someguy. But seriously. Watch this anime! It is freakin' hilarious.
Sensei Ryuu
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
One man's pleasure is another's fear. In this case, yaoi.
kin tsuchi901
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: Hey, I'm Guu. I give great hugs and no that's not a pen in my pocket.
Hare: Oh dear...
AnimeArchAngel
Tveiter Tot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Hare: I have a feeling people are going to make nasty jokes on this week's caption battle.
Guu: You're soooo right
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Meh, thats all i could think of...>.> I might try again later.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Hare: please tell me that is a pencil
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: 'It's time for this week's S
exualJokes Battle!'Hare / Someguy: 'Not again...'
XD
~S.G~
Last edited by SaxGirl at 4:25:37 PM EDT on April 5, 2009.
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Hare: Their is someone BLUE behind me, isn't there?
Last edited by shadow princess at 3:20:24 PM EDT on April 5, 2009.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: Hey, Hare... wanna know where babies come from?
roxasheart 7
Otakuite | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: Have you ever been stalked before?
Hare: No, I can't say that I have... why?
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Hare didn't know what was going to happen when he watched dubbed Naruto filler.
Last edited by LoulouSegawa at 2:41:56 PM EDT on April 5, 2009.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Here let me help you with that
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you can take that in any way you'd like
XD
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Oh thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is the niiiight it's a beautiful niiiight and we call it belllllla notteeee
stararnold
Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: I am so hungry I want to cook you for my Thanksgiving meal, because you're so tasty!
Hare: I'm not a turkey! So leave me be, please!
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: 7 Daaayyyssss....
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu: I know what you did last summer.......
LancelotConquista
Grand Otaku | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
There's no place to hide when Guu deems it rapin' time!
NinjaGirlSango
Full of intestines (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
nodokachan
Otaku Legend | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu (as angry irishman): Why aren't we part of britain, why!?
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Rape is imminent.
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
Guu's impressions of the literary stylings of the great author James Joyce sadly weren't enough to impress Hare. Quite the opposite, actually.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
@TimeChaser:
You are terrible and I love you for it.
Anyway, o hay first :D
I'm honored, really. Enough to sit this next week out, even.
(Though personally, I prefer listening to Crispin Freeman talk.)
Last edited by Aceburner at 3:08:21 AM EDT on April 5, 2009.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/05/09 | Reply
In second place, risking all sense of good taste: TimeChaser!
One must risk much for the greater rewards.
And on to this weeks caption:
Hare heard Guu say the two words no one ever wants to hear: "surprise buttsecks."
Bazinga!