Teddy: So, you say you've been seeing me in the streets, in the air, and everywhere? And that I've been talking to you?

Akihiko: ...

Teddy: You know, maybe your meds are running dry?

This is your brain after watching the gummy bear marathon for 12 hours. Any questions?

No i am not Goldilocks, she lives next door.

Remember, kids:
Secondhand bubbles harm not only the smoker, but the teddy bears who sit next to them.

yes, polka dots make you look fat

no i dont want to play the sesame street word crunch

Akihiko Usami: "Where did you get the stitches tough guy, eating pineapple?"

I would like to thank eHarmony for this perfect match.

teddy: only you can prevent forest fires.

i hate it when she pulls the teddy bear on me
-or-
*sigh* i really didn't want to play the bench game today.

"Teddy Bear mad. Teddy Bear mawl smoking Akihiko Usami's face off with his oddly round puff of smoke. *MRAWW*"
"Akihiko Usami tastes horible, it must be the lung cancer."

This is why people dont believe you when you say you quit the hard stuff.

A Teddy bear, a 28 year old man.
What BL has ultimately come to

NO, I dont want a bear hug.

"In soviet Russia, the snuggle bear violates you."

Lame, I know.

Yoji.

So now the bosses are replacing us with stuffed animals. Thanks Economy

Where are they now? No.24: Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear

I thought I agreed to go on a date with a girl

I can't believe i was deep in dis bear.

ZOMG!!! I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!! *15 min of fangirl sqeeeing*
...
*phew* okay, now that that's over, TO THE CAPTION!!!

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Akihiko: *sigh* I've had one tough week. My editor almost killed me for going over yet another deadline, Misaki's mad at me again and won't talk to me, I realized I only really have two friends in this world, and to top it all off.... I'm actually telling all my problems to a freaking teddy bear.

----or----

The life of a novelist is a hard one. Especially if your muse is mad at you and your only replacement is.... well.... not exactly inspiring....

----or-----

Akihiko: My client, Suzuki-san, or "teddy bear" as you would call him, would like to file a complaint that this week's caption battle did not consider him important enough to learn his proper name. We will get back to you on the details of how much we intend to sue for.

Akihiko: what wont that intervention show resort to?

Moe it ain't.

Teddy: Why are you in for?
Akihiko: I killed Barney the Dinosaur with a glomp

Smokey the Bear's black sheep nephew "Smoke-It" claims another victim.

The effects of drinking too much cough syrup when you don't have a cold.

Akihiko: I just spent the last five hours getting glomped by fangirls.
Teddy Bear: Boo-freakin'-hoo. I just spent the last five YEARS getting glomped by your sister!
Akihiko: ...Still pissed she replaced you with that dog, huh?
Teddy Bear: ...yeah...
Akihiko: That's rough, man.
Teddy Bear: What's so great about dogs, anyway...?
Akihiko: Don't ask me, I'm more of a cat person, myself.
Teddy Bear: .........
Akihiko: Want me to give you a hug?
Teddy Bear: Nah, it wouldn't be the same...
Akihiko: Fair enough. Want me to introduce you to the fangirls?
Teddy Bear: ...Would you?
Akihiko: Sure. That's what friends are for, right?
Teddy Bear: I love ya, man.
Akihiko: Love ya too, buddy.

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Akihiko Usami: The fan girls will breakdown the door any second now. Do you have any last words?

Teddy:...

Akihiko Usami: yeah, I love you too man.

@Uta Okami:

Both:Shit

Teddy Bear: Maybe just a little pinch?

Akihiko used to have a girlfriend, but now he smokes pot and hangs with a teddy bear.
Live Above the Influence

Akihiko-Tequila is not my friend

Teddy-How do you think I feel

Teddy: I love you, man.
Akihiko: Do I look emo to you?

Akihiko: So what we did was legal, right?
Teddy: ...
Akihito: God I hope that video doesn't go on the Internet.

While waiting for a bus . . .
Akihiko: Who does this teddy think he is? Totoro

When times got rough, Akihiko turned to the church for some calming, serious contemplation, and wise words from the vicar. Little did he know, Father Lawrence had volunteered for the annual church fun run, and was in no mood to talk to Akihiko about his erectile disfunction.

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I've done better...

The Scale Of Innocence
Left-How you enter this world
Right-How you leave