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    Otakuite | Posted 03/06/09 | Reply

    Touma was distraught to realise that the people at Kawaii Warehouse had confused his order on the Pikachu backpack.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/06/09 | Reply

    If god didn't want little sisters to jump on people he would have given them some kind of sign... but what?

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/04/09 | Reply

    It's not rape if you yell "suprise" first.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/04/09 | Reply

    Mikoto: Hmm... the lights are on, but is anybody home?
    Index: Yeah, and I think their all having a rave.

    -------or-------

    Touma: Check it out! I'M A FIRING MY LAZER!!!! BLAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
    Index and Mikoto: ....... fail.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/03/09 | Reply

    Touma: Look me in the eyes and you turn to stone! Mwa ha ha!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/03/09 | Reply

    Mikoto: See? You squeeze him REALLY hard and his eyes light up!
    Touma: I'M NOT A TOY!!

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    Saskies (Otakuite++) | Posted 03/03/09 | Reply

    Touma: THIS TUMOR ON MAH BACK IS GETTING BIGGER!!! DO SOMETHING!!

    Index: Sorry, but doctor I ain't.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    Please put the bag back on your head, your making my eyes burn!!!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    She's the sunshine in his life.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    This is what happens when you tell a rabid anime fan that Crispin Freeman is coming to theO.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    At times like this, sometimes its better not to say anything.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    With the help of Mikotos "SUPRISE BUTT SECKS" powers Touma hopes to upgrade his eyes to chibi level.

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    "No, no, no...*this* is how you choke a boy out..."

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/02/09 | Reply

    Mikoto: You just have to squeeze him once and his eyes glow.
    Index: Oh? how do you turn him off?
    Mikoto: Umm... I don't know... Squeeze him again?

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    Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Will Kimmeh win by default? ^_~

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!.... optical style

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Index- That's your idea of headlights?

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma-I only have eyes for you baby.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Bleh... FIRST PLACE!!! >:D Wowzers!

    Ahem.. on to serious business...

    "He's got his headlights on, sure, but I'm more worried about his fog lights..."


    Last edited by Blue-Eyes Girl at 5:54:59 PM EST on March 1, 2009.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    What you don't know is that Mikoto is a shemale.
    or
    YATTA!!


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 5:09:55 PM EST on March 6, 2009.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma: My loli senses are tingling!

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma: Why does this always happen to me?!!!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Index: Your brights are on...

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    He's got a loli monkey on his back.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma: IT BURNS US!!!

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma: Can't you see this is not a normal girl, but my DEMON GIRL BACKPACK? Look how it makes my eyes glow with the need to devour your soul!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Now it'd be a good time to create Orkut's community "Touma... with lasers!!!"

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    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma- "Jukebox hero! He's got stars in his eyes!!!"
    Index- "You do know that you're holding that invisible guitar incorrectly, right?"


    Last edited by wallpaperotaku at 3:20:51 AM EST on March 1, 2009.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Laser eye surgery: Ur doin it wrong.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Touma and Brock from Pokemon switched eyes after losing a bet. Now we know why Brock never opens his eyes... ever.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    WTF?!? these damn headlights always get in the frickin way...

    or sumfin to tht effect

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    It appears that you can have too much moe.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    With time running out, Touma summons the last of his spiral energy to break though the loli-blockade.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Moeness: Verb., To be adorable to the point of catastrophe.

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/01/09 | Reply

    Heh, just because... nice. ^^

    Anyway, onto the caption battle:

    "Index dared Mikoto and Touma to do Fusion. Unfortunately, the result appears to be nuclear fusion."


    Bazinga!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    AAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!

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    The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    "It was in that moment that Touma finally reached puberty."

    Yoji.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    Index: Uuuuh what happened?
    Mikoto: He was giving me a piggy back ride when the Moe over took him.
    Index: ......


    You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    Whats his power level?

    ITS OVER NINE THOU... ur.... NINE!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    Super Saiyan Fail

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    Does Mikoto have the power to give Geass? What would Touma do with his new found power?
    Index: He'll probably use it to get free cable. I know I would.

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    Bad touch.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    i can be part of the xmen now, move over Cyclops!


    Last edited by TrinityLight at 6:46:49 PM EST on February 28, 2009.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    When glomping turns into Mixed Martial Arts

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    SaiKat

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 02/28/09 | Reply

    Ahhhh...my eyes have been replaced with extremely bright light bulbs!!!!!!! It burns!!!!!>>>>LOL or something along those lines.

    ~Kathy~