new hair due - $30,
a new pair of shoes - $40
new Heart contacts - $200
The look on your loves face when he sees out outside the 3rd floor window - Priceless
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 4:33:12 PM EST on February 10, 2009.
Thank you for purchasing iStalk. Below are some helpful instructions included to help you get started with your stalking career.
1. Connect tracking chip (see diagram) to hapless victim, preferably undetected.
2. Press and hold button A (see diagram) to activate.
3. The light at the tip of your remote (see diagram) should flash red when your target is within a 100 meter distance. When the target comes within 50 feet, the red light will immediately change to green.
5. Remember to appear unexpectedly and at random intervals during the course of your victim's day.
OMG!!! It's Sumomomo Momomo! I just recently got into this series! XD
Anyway, caption time!
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Koushi: DAMN YOU CUPID!!!!
----or----
Momoko: AWWWW!!!! HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE!!! CAN I KEEP HIM, DADDY?! CAN I?!!!!
----or----
While Momoko was pouring her heart out to the man of her dreams, Koushi was more distracted by the fact that Momoko's neck doesn't look nearly thick enough to support her gigantic, turnip-shaped head...
Once people found out that Daniel Radcliffe transferred to a Japanese high school, girls like this one have been found super glued to fourth story windows of a to-be-left-nameless private school.
Their expressions, frozen in stone as if killed by Avada Kedavra, look very much like this poor girl, here outside of 3-C.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
Tsukasaluver
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/11/09 | Reply
Silly, silly stalkers. Love is for non-nerds!
aminesick
D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/10/09 | Reply
Koushi:And i thought the sharingan contacts were creepy!!!
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/10/09 | Reply
In a world full of airheaded anime women, Momoko has discovered that she can take it to the next level. Or levels. Or stories. Three of them.
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/10/09 | Reply
new hair due - $30,
a new pair of shoes - $40
new Heart contacts - $200
The look on your loves face when he sees out outside the 3rd floor window - Priceless
Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 4:33:12 PM EST on February 10, 2009.
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/10/09 | Reply
Koushi: NO! no one can resist the face!
Momoko: But i WUV U!!!!
7thEvaChild
P.S. yeah, im probably too late to try, but i figured... what the heck...
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/09/09 | Reply
Thank you for purchasing iStalk. Below are some helpful instructions included to help you get started with your stalking career.
1. Connect tracking chip (see diagram) to hapless victim, preferably undetected.
2. Press and hold button A (see diagram) to activate.
3. The light at the tip of your remote (see diagram) should flash red when your target is within a 100 meter distance. When the target comes within 50 feet, the red light will immediately change to green.
5. Remember to appear unexpectedly and at random intervals during the course of your victim's day.
Happy stalking!
Sabrina
Otaku Archangel | Posted 02/09/09 | Reply
Koushi was never able to listen to You are my sunshine! again after Momoko's surprise serenade.
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>_> Go ahead and shoot me. That was my first attempt at a caption.
-Sabrina
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/09/09 | Reply
OMG!!! It's Sumomomo Momomo! I just recently got into this series! XD
Anyway, caption time!
-------------------
Koushi: DAMN YOU CUPID!!!!
----or----
Momoko: AWWWW!!!! HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE!!! CAN I KEEP HIM, DADDY?! CAN I?!!!!
----or----
While Momoko was pouring her heart out to the man of her dreams, Koushi was more distracted by the fact that Momoko's neck doesn't look nearly thick enough to support her gigantic, turnip-shaped head...
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
The Representative of the Lollipop Guild is pleased.
Handarra
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
Momoko: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xing Yi fighter
Otakuite | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
Momoko-I told you running was pointless
Koushi-oh snap, I need an adult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
[ The stalker 3000 has gotten a lock on it's pray all system go for massive glomp attack ]
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
In light of the now common "strong female role" Rapunzel has been remade and she will now climb down the tower by her hair.
nodokachan
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
Momoko: He's soooo cute!
Koushi: How did she get outside a 3rd floor window!?
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
Good luck judging this week SG, there are a lot of good ones.
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
Once people found out that Daniel Radcliffe transferred to a Japanese high school, girls like this one have been found super glued to fourth story windows of a to-be-left-nameless private school.
Their expressions, frozen in stone as if killed by Avada Kedavra, look very much like this poor girl, here outside of 3-C.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
No!! I will not act out a scene from your Yaoi!!
DingDongBatDog
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
thats one creepy Piñata
chibimaster
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
When trying to avoid fangirls it's best to remember to lock all doors and windows.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/08/09 | Reply
Momoko: Three story buildings are no match for the POWER OF LOVE!!
Last edited by ThePockyGirl at 1:10:24 AM EST on February 8, 2009.
jRockstar11385
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
This is where the restraining order comes in.
And another one:
*insert restraining order here*
Last edited by jRockstar11385 at 4:08:41 PM EST on February 12, 2009.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Momoko:
The answer is B!
NOW MARRY ME!!!
Uta Okami
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Momoko: OOOOOOH! You so SEXEH!
Annachuu
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE
Liz-Kaguya
Otakuite | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Oh! So you have a string attached to your head too?
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
1. my hair is a compass to my one true love!
2. Why Elevators Dont Have Windows
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
I told him not to spray that Axe crap on.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Momoko: Seven days~~~!
Yoji.
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
And then it happened, Koushi got AIDS.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Ya, because we didn't have enough creepy little girls last month...
Anyway, here goes nuthun'
There is a line between lover and stalker, a line that was recently trampled to death by this girl.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Koushi: There's something on the wing!
sexysesshomaru
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Koushi: "damn fangirls...."
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Momoko- I love you so much- I just wanna eat you up!
Koushi- EEk! Cannibal!
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Those red pupils just scream "Love me"
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
That just has to be the, *shudders*, creepiest air freshener I have EVER seen! Couldn't you guys get me the penguin one instead?
Last edited by schultzie at 9:50:32 AM EST on February 7, 2009.
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
My onion head yerns for YOU!
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Momoko: I love you, I would date with you!
Koushi: No! I hate prison!
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Momoko: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.
jannycats
Otaku Legend | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I go through his window!
(I know, pretty lame, but it sounded funnier in my head)
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
Koushi's shoulder-and-hair seisometer was picking up some violent readings emenating from the Momoko-construct that was dangling in the window...
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 02/07/09 | Reply
The ballet recital incident was a bust, but Alfalfa never really managed to get out of the cross-dressing habit.
Last edited by Aceburner at 5:03:59 AM EST on February 7, 2009.