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    Otakuite | Posted 03/15/09 | Reply

    David Bowie was later found at his local soup kitchen, confused, angry and demasculated.

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Bankai! twin utensil

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Yah! You must work in the kitchens or feel the wrath of my all powerful ladle wand!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki didn't take too kindly to the "advice" that Gordon Ramsay had to offer.


    Last edited by Koneko Krysta at 4:50:00 AM EST on January 30, 2009.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/30/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: I swear, the next person who posts a caption using the words "Kung-Fu" or "Iron Chef" will get a ladel to the face!

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/29/09 | Reply

    give me my soup or ill use my geass!


    Last edited by TrinityLight at 9:59:16 PM EST on January 29, 2009.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/29/09 | Reply

    Fear my Laddle of Laddles! Rawr!

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/29/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki originally thought that "Iron Chef" was a kung-fu show about fighting food.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Fear my mighty cooking abilities !! HA-ZA

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Whaddaya mean I can't cook and dance at the same time? Look! Caramelldansen, and not a single drop spilled!

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply

    1) Little did Suiseiseki know the Rozen Maiden film set was waaaay over there. Now, she's fending for her life as anime pervs chase her muttering 'kawaii'.

    2) Suiseiseki: To get past the briodge of death, you must answer me these questions three.

    3) Goemon Ishikawa XIII: (offscreen) My choice of weapon will be the Zantetsuken! Prepare for hell.
    Suiseiseki: My choice of weapon will be...soup ladles. Wait, where are my gardening shears?!? Oh crap...


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 11:15:11 AM EST on January 31, 2009.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply

    I did read through them so if I missed someone doing something similar...

    Suiseiseki: For the love of!!! What part of I DON'T COOK did you not understand!?!

    [/lameattempt]

    -Darren =P

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/28/09 | Reply

    "Back off bears! This porridge is MINE!"

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/27/09 | Reply

    Suiseki: Tonight we dine in hell! Tomorrow, we're going to Chili's!

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/27/09 | Reply

    Ah, censorship... By replacing the razor with a ladle, even the most unhappy characters can seem satisfied. ...Although I wonder how 4Kids is going to pull off the next scene without involving the Shadow Realm?

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Not only is my spoon too big, but it gives me a +30 to make porridge!

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: I AM THE SILVER SPOON ALCHEMIST! HUWAHH!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Fear my...ladel-blade...?

    (Ha ha, I almost wrote "fear" as "ph33r". XD)

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply

    (I haven't done one of these in ages, and I'm not exactly feeling well right now, but here I go anyways)

    What do you do when you lose you prized weapons? Improvise!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/26/09 | Reply

    BEHOLD MY MEGA MECHA LADLE ATTACK!!!!!

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    Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Ladle: the new spork.
    Suiseiseki: Now... where to shove this... *evil smirk*


    And, then... I met you.

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    D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    @batosai33:

    everyone is prob copy/pasting from the 1st caption..

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Souseiseki: Aha, your strength is no match for my cooking utencils. HuaaaaH!!!!!!!!!

    LOL I know lame..XD

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    why is everyone calling her souseiseki when it says she is suiseiseki.

    souseiseki (off screen): I said i was sorry what more do you want!

    (reference to 3rd place 2 weeks ago)

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    My awesome ninja skills will alow me to change my eye color, talk, battle you and cook ALL AT THE SAME TIME! HI-YA! oops, that was the ladel... wrong weapon.


    Last edited by kagurasohma621 at 7:02:42 PM EST on January 25, 2009.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    This what would it be like if Iron Chef had gone the moe route.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    I will beat you head to toe with this: My magical iron soup spoon! HIYAH!!


    Last edited by twilight tiger at 6:01:12 PM EST on January 25, 2009.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Souseiseki: Prepare to be...BLOWN AWAY!

    Wow, mine is pretty lame...but at least I tried!

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    "I've got a soup-ladle and I'm not afraid to use it!"

    ~S.G~

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    The soup is mightier than the stew.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    The Soup Kitchen never recruited Suiseiseki as a volunteer...

    OR

    Hells Kitchen: "The force is strong with this one...."

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    1. If Chowder went anime
    2. Habatchi just got that more interesting
    3. The ordinary house wife
    4. Say Hello To My...CRAP!!!
    5. Night at the soup kitchen: DAMN HOBOS!!!!


    Last edited by Dark Lord XIII at 11:03:48 AM EST on January 29, 2009.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: I will rule you all with my iron ladel!! Mwahaha!!

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Tea and Cake or DEATH!!!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: I am the Super Soup Ladle Lady! Prepare to be minestrone'd!

    ---
    .__. I'm no good at this.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    i haven't done one of these in forever but here goes anywayz:

    Suiseiseki: YOU MY DEAR FRIEND HAVE MET YOUR MAKER! MEET....THE SOUP LADLE! MUAHAHAHAH! HIIIIIII-YA!

    i tried lol

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Just wait, some day I will make you a DeathSythe!

    Spoon-chan: (silence)...

    Suiseiseki: Damn straight, Yo-Ho!

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply

    shut up! I'll dance with a ladle if I want to!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Okay I have like 3....

    Souseiseki: I am Souseseki, the champion of justice. In the name of the kitchen, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that means you!

    ***

    Souseiseki: Don't worry I won't hurt you if you do as I say

    ***

    Souseiseki: YOUR A CRUISIN' FOR A BRUISIN'!

    Lol...I had more but I think that's a bit to much

    Keome


    My thoughts create my world

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    RASBERRY PAPA (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: I'M THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE!! and with this spoon i will Cooking mama yous!!


    Last edited by narutoKHfighter at 6:46:02 PM EST on January 25, 2009.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Souseiseki: Back off or I will kill you with this spoon!!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Hey! Back off, buster, or else I'll hafta hitcha with my spoon of doom!!!

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki competes on Iron Chef: The Cage Match Edition.


    Bazinga!

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    Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    It's Cooking Mama: Souseiseki style!


    Mighty RED RANGER

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    4-kids decided that swords and knives were too violent for children under the age of 13, so rozen now fights will silver spoons.

    haseo


    Last edited by haseo luver92 at 7:54:32 PM EST on January 24, 2009.

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    the producers wanted to raise up raitings for the cooking show, and they found out that just because she can use a laddle as weapon, it does not mean that girl can cook anything that wont potentially kill someone...

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    A look into the future of all violent shows.
    (those moms aren't just against drunk driving, ya know)


    Last edited by sesshocalm at 9:22:29 PM EST on January 27, 2009.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    WHO SAID THEY WANT TO BE MY WIFE BECAUSE I CAN COOK?!?!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Souseiseki: I'll be taking these, chef! I looked in your soup and it almost scorched my eye! What would've happened if I ate it???

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    The Karate Kid Fail
    that is all

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    i know The ladle technique and nine other dangerous words.

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    i scare nothing! even you become napkins!

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    Rising from Ashes (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    It was weird, because as soon as I got off the computer, I thought of a caption! Here it goes...

    Souseiseki: And THAT is how you make chopped soufflé!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    While she understood the concept of nito-ryu in theory, Souseiseki found herself facing some minor problems in practice: No matter how hard she tried, the Kaiten Kenbu Rokuren technique failed to slice the fish into even pieces.


    Last edited by MrPhoenix at 4:24:00 PM EST on January 24, 2009.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    I am Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto, you killed my father, prepare to die!!!

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    D (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Souseiseki:I never knew the soup kitchen could
    be this dangerous!!!!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Little Suiseiseki always wanted to be the Iron Chef...

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    "Red-Light, Green-Light", Magical Girl Edition.

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    Full of intestines (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaa-meeeeeeeee..."

    Naturally DBZ would be the first thing to come to mind.
    x.x;
    ~NGS

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Fear my cooking pan as it contains the power to kill you once I pat your head with it! So if you don't wanna die, stop hugging me, 'cause it's annoying me!

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    COOKINGWARE-CHUCKS, YO!

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    It's a mix between Bruce Lee and Chef Ramsey o_o

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki tries out for Iron Chef.


    You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ

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    Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    ... Not really a caption, but I don't think anyone is going to top The Moecholy of Desbreko Suzumiya. lol


    Love thy Evangelion.

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    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Somebody better do the dishes....There's no way I'm eating my cereal with this!


    Last edited by wallpaperotaku at 1:08:32 PM EST on January 24, 2009.

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    The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    "No soup for YOU!"

    Yoji.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    *sigh* i would get stuck with the 'girl' laddel....


    )Oo~ Black rabit ~oO(

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Its people sylent green is made out people!!!!!!!!!!


    Show No Fear Always Smile

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: TAKE THAT CHRISTMAS DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!


    Last edited by Blue-Eyes Girl at 2:06:39 PM EST on January 24, 2009.

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    Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Cooking Momma meets anime. No matter how happy the game something dramatic has happen.


    Last edited by Sage of Magic at 3:12:09 AM EST on January 25, 2009.

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    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Its Suiseiseki's edition of Hell's Kitchen.
    Suiseiseki: You call this food, Hina-Ichigo? Feel the wrath of my spicy Buffalo chicken wings!

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Back off! I know the Iron Ladle Technique!!

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Suiseiseki: Eat it or DIE!!!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    And here it come the last quarter of the finals ready to be carried out, now lets listen to one of the teams game plans.

    Souseiseki:Are you ready for some curry!!!!!!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    This just goes to show that any regular household item can become the weapon of choice in an anime.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Aiken Drum revealed his a new look....


    Last edited by lozchan at 12:51:45 PM EST on January 24, 2009.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    My name is Iniego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!


    Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    (i'm watching the food channel right now)

    iron chef has just gotten a little out of hand don't ya think?

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    Souseiseki: Die Killer Tomato!!!!!!!!!!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/24/09 | Reply

    w00! first caption! it gonna be lame!

    ----

    Souseiseki: *singing* "everybody was KUNG FOOD FIGHTING dana nana na na na na na~"