@Koneko Krysta:

That makes it cuter! XD

The Rozen Maiden Vanity Fair FAIL photoshoot promo.

I hope nobody makes a joke about this stain on her dress. I couldnt handle the crappy Bill Clinton impressions.

Suiseiseki: "I just submitted my fanfic about us and the twins from Ouran Host club"

Souseiseki is not impressed.

OCD: When knowing that tiny stain will NEVER come out ruins your entire day.

Suiseiseki:(whispers)i lined her dress with SeaMonkey

Souseiseki:there's something fishy going on here...

suiseiseki: strike a pose!

souseiseki:..........

this gives whole new meaning to the term 'hippie' and 'peace out'

Thank god for the lack of shoujo sparkles in this caption! Another episode like the one with flashy Porygon? I don't think so...

While Suiseiseki is more interested in how much fat she can gather at the tips of jer fingers, Souseiseki finds the frills of her sleeve as bizzara as a Franz Kafka novel.

Souseiseki: The time? One mole after hair.

Who said boys don't make good girls?

Suiseisek: Ohh yea!! Work that dress girl!!!
Souseiseki:{muttering} This thing needs a manual...

As Souseiseki ans Souseiseki are about to take a picture Souseiseki finally notices the love stain form last night.

Suiseiseki (singing): Popular, You're Gonna Be Popuuular, I'll teach ya the proper poise when ya talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flount....
Souseiseki: Umm...okayyyy...but I think you should know, before you leave the room, that this little scrap of fabric I'm holding right here....well, you see, the dog jumped up and bit the back off your skirt while you were singing and spinning around and stuff....
Suiseiseki: WTH? You've GOTTA be kidding me!!!
Souseiseki: Umm...nope. **holds up mirror so that her twin can see her polka dotted panties**
Suiseiseki: AW SH--T!!! **runs up to dog** Vanish to the ends of the earth!! HAT KICK!!
(dog goes flying and disappears into the sky with a little speck of light)

Just think, boys; With a little vasectomy, you can have us any time you want! Snip snip! [winks]

Suiseiseki: Tyra Banks ain't got nothing on us--desu!
Souseiseki: Who's Tyra Banks?

So many ruffles, so little time.......But the question is, time for what?

Suiseiseiki: corporate sponsor for Ben and Jerry's cloth-flavored ice cream.

Souseiseki: Do we have to wear these lame dresses while posing for this photoshoot for our next issue's cover? I mean, it's a manga series for males.
Suiseiseki: Who cares! What matters is that our male readers still admire us and our cute faces!

Wahoo, first place! Thanks ^^

And since no-nonsense worked last time, might as well stick to it since I've got a good one..

"Double the Loli, double the fun!"

It's cute until you find out it's crossplay.

Oh sure! They're cute now, but wait til they bust out with that Bacchikoi dance from Naruto!

Suiseiseki: Come on, Sou! Pose with me! These are the cutest outfits ever! I'm so updating my blog after this. Sou, hurry up! It's gonna flash!
Souseiseki [muttered reading]: Assassinations are best accomplished during a moment of distraction. Having a concealed weapon, perhaps hidden within an over-sized sleeve, is recommended. If inside a building, it is also best to be on tile or wood flooring. [glancing down; to Suiseiseki] Sister, move onto the tile please.

Moral: Not all twins like ruffles.

(maybe not funny, but surely morbid and creepifying - how refreshing =D)

BEHOLD, THE POWER OF THE BRILLIANT SHOUJO SHINE RAY!!!
or
Wow. So cute. Does it not just tickle your eyes right out of their friggin' sockets? -_-

Souseiseki: You act like your suppose to, and I'll act like how you want to.

LOVE AND ROCK
LOVE AND ROCK
PEEEEAAAAACE

...Ahem.

Yeah, that didn't count. Lemme think about this one.

Meh, I'll give it a shot.

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Simplicity: Before OCD, you never knew just how much fun counting threads could be.

Oh gosh... this IS hard...

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Souseiseki: Eyes match your Pjs? There's a Visine for that.

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I'm referring to Suiseiseki, I guess D:

Gah this is a hard one!!!

Souseikseki: Suiseki I have a totsal of 10 boogers on my sleeve!

Suiseki: Must hide weird sister with cuteness!!!

Suiseiseki: Cheer for me and I'm sure to win!
Souseiseki: Good... Ive still got a trump card up my sleeve.

Souseiseki: Who drew on my sleeve this time?
Suiseiseki: Peace!