Now presenting the latest in home security: a young maid that pours scalding water on potential robbers and sings 'Caramelldansen' over and over again.
Nameless robber: "How could this day get any worse?! I lose my job, forcing me into a life of crime, the first house I tried to rob had a crazy lady with a watering can in it, and to top it all off, SomeGuy didn't even bother trying to find out my name for the caption contest!"
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Oh, wow, I wasn't expecting to win anything with that. But let's see what I can do with this week's.
Suiseieki was known for deterring theft with her "Rain on Their Parade" technique. Needless to say, after the villain found a towel, her technique quickly became useless.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle,and here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
I'm passive-aggressive and scalding water pours out!"
Suiseiseki: And they said I couldn't plant people trees, but who's laughing now?!?!
OR
This really never happens you can take my word, I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd, mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I J _ _ _ in my pants...
(sorry if it's too crude, please just tell me)
It looks cute and innocent, but what we don't see is the fact that this is happening somewhere in northern Montana at midnight in the middle of January.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/25/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Never give up, someday I will make you a DeathSythe!
Watering Can: (silence)
Suiseiseki: Damn straight, yo-ho!
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/10/09 | Reply
Robbers beware: The Goddess of Acid Rain will come
Zahooee
Otakuite | Posted 01/09/09 | Reply
"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else, it gets the can again..."
Yeah...that's pretty bad...
FunkMasterFlex3
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/08/09 | Reply
This explains were all those Gomba's keep coming from.
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lol Mario. Come on doesnt he look like he could turn into a gomba?
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/08/09 | Reply
Simon Cowell: Alright, you can save this for under the shower!
~S.G~
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/08/09 | Reply
Now presenting the latest in home security: a young maid that pours scalding water on potential robbers and sings 'Caramelldansen' over and over again.
lilsoftstar
Otakuite | Posted 01/08/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: I blessed you in the name of the lord, little cabbage-faced man. ^_^
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/07/09 | Reply
"how dirty boys get clean"
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srry! i remembered the axe shower gel commercial!
SandLover13
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/07/09 | Reply
It's Official, global warming messes up everything...including your hair.
Or....
HEY YOU B****, I'm not a flammer at TheO!!!
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/07/09 | Reply
and to think that she was going to let that water go to waste.
Show No Fear Always Smile
Sensei Ryuu
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/06/09 | Reply
suiseiseki: Hello, my Chia pet! We must grow, grow, GROW!
pedegg
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/06/09 | Reply
suiseiseki: Ahh, what a beatiful flower! It moves too!
Robber: I'm not a flower!
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/06/09 | Reply
Nameless Robber: I'll sue you!
Cezieni
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/05/09 | Reply
I'm melting! Oh, what a world!! To think that a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/05/09 | Reply
Come on do it with me, ♪I'm singing in the rain!♪
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/05/09 | Reply
Breaking-and-Entering Fail!
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/05/09 | Reply
Nursery Rhymes gone horribly wrong!
smoking crimson
Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiki: Mary Mary quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
Mighty RED RANGER
chibi master
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Presenting...one of the many WTF moments in anime history!!!
Just when you thought the world had enough nutter butters in it...
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Nameless robber: "How could this day get any worse?! I lose my job, forcing me into a life of crime, the first house I tried to rob had a crazy lady with a watering can in it, and to top it all off, SomeGuy didn't even bother trying to find out my name for the caption contest!"
----or----
Suiseiseki uses watergun! It's super effective!
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Oh, wow, I wasn't expecting to win anything with that. But let's see what I can do with this week's.
Suiseieki was known for deterring theft with her "Rain on Their Parade" technique. Needless to say, after the villain found a towel, her technique quickly became useless.
BloodRedArab
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle,and here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
I'm passive-aggressive and scalding water pours out!"
mewmewpudding
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki could never figure out why her Chia pet always screamed and tried to run away when she watered it.
Kirobug
SuperBum (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
New and Improved Robber-B-Gone! Now with more arsenic!
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-w-' Terrible attempt...Just terrible...
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
If growing hair back was this simplistic we would have a lot less disgruntled postal workers going postal at the post office.
Yoji.
Hiko
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: May the power of Miracle Grow compel you.
You know that someone truly cares when they brick you like that. -AZ
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
She's obviously watering him because she mistook his eyes for onions.
PuppylovePyro
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
NO, you're making my hair frizz!
kagurasohma621
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
When Suiseiseki's parents told her most anything green is a plant she should water, she took it to heart.
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
This was a hard one...so it probably won't be that good
Then again most of mine arn't that good.
Suiseiseki: I'm to graceful for machine-guns.
My thoughts create my world
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Today's item on this edition "Antiques Road Show" is Ye Olde Pepper Spray!
roxasheart 7
Otakuite | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: And they said I couldn't plant people trees, but who's laughing now?!?!
OR
This really never happens you can take my word, I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd, mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I J _ _ _ in my pants...
(sorry if it's too crude, please just tell me)
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Don't you just hate it when you get water in your ears?
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Chinese water torture, Polish style!
Tohrushino
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Only tree simple words can define this situation: W.T.F.
((Sorry, all I could think of~!))
Last edited by Tohrushino at 7:17:05 PM EST on January 7, 2009.
AnimeArchAngel
Tveiter Tot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Cooking is so fun, cooking is so fun! Now its time to take a break and see what we have done!
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Ever since he had fallen into the Spring of Drowned Slug at the Cursed Springs of Jusenkyo, the robbers life had become a whole lot more difficult.
----OR-----
Suiseiseki: Sprinkle Sprinkle!
(the right people will get that one. ;p )
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
This isn't what it looks like I swear!
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
♪te hee♪ This is how I take care of you spammers!!
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p.s. someguy i made you something here
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
It looks cute and innocent, but what we don't see is the fact that this is happening somewhere in northern Montana at midnight in the middle of January.
sexysesshomaru
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
"They say singing to plants makes them grow better......so why not hair?"
OR
"This is the price that all spammers will pay!"
~Sorry some guy! I really am.
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: "Mister Plant will grow to be big and strong like me someday."
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
They've got some crazy sh*t in Holland.
Bazinga!
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: Evil witch- begone!
Other guy: Noooooooo! IM MELTING!
Nehszriah
Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/04/09 | Reply
Suiseiseki: *sings* Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.