this is what happens when you dont repost myspace bulletins

Tama:"AHHH WHERE'D MY HENTAI GOOO!"

Freddy vs Tama vs Scary Internet Pop-Ups! WHO WILL WIN?!!!

what happens to the tigers after the magic show.

Hayate: WAnna rub weenises?
Tama: What?!

Tama: OH MY GOSH!!

Hayate: Get away from my TV!!

Tama:Thats why they took anime off the air in Russia!

Hayate:But you wont live to tell the tale!

Tama was wanting to surpise hayate, but it looks like
Tama is the one that's getting a surpise

butlers just don't poison the food when they're mad at you anymore.they go for the more...direct, approach ^^

Hayate: TAMA!!!! For the last time its Tap tap twirl tap pose.

Hayate: What did I tell you about dirting the carpet!!!!!!!
Tama: IM SORRRRRYYYYY!!!!!!

for every 13 year old that tries to download porn off the internet, a cute white tiger dies.

Please think of the tigers.

Hayate: TAMA! I knew it was you looking up the Tiger's Gone Wild videos!

To this day, the FCC has never had a more effective anti-piracy plan than the Combat Butler Initiative.

Tama: Don't kill me, I'm in danger of extinction!
Hayate: I'm not killing you, I'm just using your skin for a fur coat

~Satomi88

Hayate... the worlds next Edward scissorhands.

OR

Hayate: "What are you looking at?!"

Tama: "I swear(!)I'm of legal age!!"

((lol first time trying this! lol Sorry, so lame..first thing that came to mind. ^^'))

~lunastarz~

*another one..*

Now presenting Hayate: the animation studios' new tactic for preventing illegal downloads.

A situation even Spiderman was never stuck in.

(Dang that was lameXD I'll never win, I only did when I first enteredXP)

~SG~

Super Smash Brothers, the Anime.

tama: Robin! We need your help!
TO THE BATCAVE, STAT!
(somethungs wrong with the butler!._.)

THE WORMS ARE IN THEIR BRAIN!
-slither

@Sakaki Sakura:

Your captions are hilarious! I think you'll definitely be in the top 3!

I can be an X-man!

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Remember friends, spay and neuter your pets.

So now Hayate decided to help out Tama capture that rat..

It's sort of like Calvin and Hobbes...except the other way around and Calvin has grey hair.

I really don't know what to do.....

When Warner Bros. and 20th Century Fox decided to work together and create a Spin-off of X-men and The Matrix, they hadn't realized how ill the result would be.

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Quite dumb if I do say so myself.
I'll NEVER win the caption battle xD

@Dark Lord XIII:

EPIC WIN.
4Kids needs to die -_-

Hayate: must resist the urge to scratch......must.....resist.....
Tama: (completely oblivious) It's for the spirit of the YMCA!

I do have to say, in the anime, Tama the tiger actually owns gay magazines and hides them in Hayate's room.

Tama: Why do you have hentai and fanfics all over your desktop?!?!?!
Hayate: You've seen too much! I must kill you now!

Tama: OMG! Renji Abari is totally naked!
Hayate: Omg you're kidding! HOT!

Fans cheered as Hayate completed this "H" pose for his new anime series, "Hayate the Combat Butler".

@Ace:

I think your version is better than mine. I wasn't feelin' this one too much. Oh well...

1. The dark side of animal control...

2. Suddenly threatening to tell the butler carries a lot more weight.

@TimeChaser:

Alternately: Cowering Tiger, Hittin' Butler.

As for my own, (since good ol' TC went and stole my idea:)

Tama sensed something was amiss after every question he asked Hayate throughout the day was quickly met with "YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL!"

Crouching Tiger, Striking Hayate.

Hayate: HAYATE SUPER SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Tama: NOOOOUUUU!!! I'LL NEVER LOOK AT PORN AGAIN!!!

Freddy Krueger is my HERROOO!

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