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    Otakuite++ | Posted 12/06/08 | Reply

    Mihashi was restless one night,
    And what he dreamt up was quite a fright!
    Some old gypsy hags,
    He insulted their rags,
    And they spit out a curse with such might!

    "Never again will you critique,"
    "The clothes worn by others, pipsqueak!"
    "Though it may be crude"
    "You are cursed to see nude!"
    Poor Mihashi's future looked bleak.

    Well he didn't know what to do,
    So he tried with such might to come to.
    He awoke unaware,
    To see Abe sitting there,
    Just to find that his dream had come true!

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    Hana1991

    Otakuite++ | Posted 12/05/08 | Reply

    Abe: "How long...did the Levitra commercial say to wait before contacting a doctor?"

    Mihashi:"NOW! GO NOW, MAN!"

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 12/03/08 | Reply

    I JUST FOUND A GREAT STRECH ON GOOGLE, WANNA TRY IT WITH ME?

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    TrinityLight

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 12/03/08 | Reply

    Ya know charlie hoarses are the worst thing to get rid of

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/03/08 | Reply

    @DingDongBatDog:

    Every time i try licking myself, I fall off the couch.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply

    One nut or two?


    Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 7:38:03 PM EST on December 2, 2008.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply

    Oh and here's another one I just thought of...

    Coming out of the closet is never easy... just akward. O_O

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    Xerin

    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply

    Here's my caption. XP

    Abe: OMG!!! MIHASHI YOU'RE A GIRL?! O_O


    Last edited by Xerin at 3:42:59 PM EST on December 2, 2008.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/02/08 | Reply

    This is one of those times you don't want your friends to bust in the room.


    Last edited by Tsukasaluver at 11:15:37 AM EST on December 2, 2008.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Tim the enchanter get the credit for this one

    Abe: Hey want to see my undescended Testicle?

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    Sakaki Sakura

    Otakuite++ | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Abe and Mihashi: The cake is a LIE?!

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    The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    "Yet another reason why HD anime is a bad idea."

    Yoji.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Mirashi and Abe just saw a video about the mirical of birth, Abe was permanatly paralized

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    so you think I should get it sercomsize

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Dude, I do not like what I am seeing
    Abe: What do you mean?
    Mihashi: I mean, what are you doing?

    Best other thing I could think of

    Zero

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    Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Abe: Watch and learn. By sitting like this at games, I'll bring cheerleaders to baseball.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Jock itch: it can strike anywhere, any time.

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    Sunrise (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    A new, and creative use of baseball chairs! Back cricking pain!


    Mighty RED RANGER

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    Otakuite | Posted 12/01/08 | Reply

    Abe: ...and then she says, "See? The rash is almost gone..."

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    batosai33

    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Snap out of it dude, i'm right here!
    Abe: oh crap i thought you were a picture.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    hee hee, look what i can do :D

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    themakita

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    Abe: What do you mean they're gone?!


    Last edited by themakita at 9:23:12 PM EST on December 5, 2008.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    MEEEP!!! We apologize to our audience, but we request that all viewers under the age of 12 to exit the room... thank you.

    (Yes, that was it)

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    Rageon

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: ...Damn my X-ray vision.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    Abe: This is how i am going to put my foot up your ass if you don't shut up.


    Last edited by DingDongBatDog at 12:15:29 AM EST on December 2, 2008.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out!

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    Dude, I TOLD YOU not to light your farts on fire! That scared me half to death!

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    Team | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    Never pose when letting one off, just in case the wind changes and you get stuck like that

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    "who ya gonna call?"
    "ghostbusters!!"

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    Michika0Amaya

    Otakuite | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    and the ball landed right there...

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/30/08 | Reply

    No one has seen the imfamous "The One Armed Scared Frog Stretch" until now!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Abe: What do you mean you hate Yaoi, and you dont suck?

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    The sound of a fangirl's squee can make any man's heart stop in frozen terror....

    ---or---

    Abe: ....Has that camera been there the whole time?!

    ---or---

    Abe: Mihashi! Don't move! ....There's a wasp on your head!
    Mihashi: AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!

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    shadow princess

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Stop trying to seduce me Abe! I'm not into yaoi!
    Abe: .....seduce?!?!!? ...

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    darkeangel

    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    hey, third place...not bad if i do say so myself!

    okies, here we go and lame out for this week:

    Abe: "so this pirate walks into a bar and he has this huge ship's wheel down the front of his pants. so the barman goes "excuse me sir, but did you know you have a ships wheel stuck down your pants?" and the pirate replies "Y'arr, it's drivin' me nuts!""

    Mihashi: "Why do you always insist on doing actions with this joke!?!"

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    SaxGirl

    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    It's not what it looks like, it's what you WANT it to look like...

    Gawd that was lame-.-' or perhaps it wasn't even a caption...0.o'

    ~SG


    Last edited by SaxGirl at 2:25:30 PM EST on November 29, 2008.

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Abe, you know I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to admit you have fine legs, but can you please refrain yourself?

    Abe: What? Dude, I'm just stretchin! What the hell's on your mind?

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    edisshort

    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Abe: I bought this yoga tape and it is doing wonders for my groin muscles! The only problem is that I can't get put of this position.....

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    twilight luna

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Convenient positions to let an otaku's excitable mind run wild? I think so!
    Any way otakus can get out of this screenshot unscathed? I think not...

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    FunkMasterFlex3

    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Abe: Wait... I got what from you?!

    (AIDS joke, get over it)

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    DemonKingAtticus

    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Abe: I'll show mine now.

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    Allamorph

    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    Abe: ...oh gosh, cramp.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/29/08 | Reply

    @Dark Lord XIII:

    omg, you're hilarious! I think that one is a winner. =D

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    kin tsuchi901

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    i gots another!
    -----------------
    abe: it's not what you think!
    mihashi: so you werent just licking yourself like a cat?
    abe: ... ok maybe it is....

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    fluffy sama fan

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Ahhhh! Abe!
    Abe: What? Is there something on my face?
    -------------
    Gah, this one sucks. Oh well. I'll write another one later.

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    Keome

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: And stretch...and stretch....want to join me Mihashi?


    My thoughts create my world

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    ChibiSasuke

    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Buckley's finally found a new spokesperson for their product, only to find he was stupid enough to actually take the medicine.

    Abe: So...?
    Mihashi: It tastes awful, and it *cough* works.

    ----

    Wow, that was bad LOL xD
    I wonder, do they sell that crap in the USA? If they don't, you guys are certainly lucky >_>

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Imaginary Girlfriend huh?

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    lazyweird1

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: That's where you're wrong, Mihashi! There is nothing at all creepy about playing Musical Chairs by myself!

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    uomemuney

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: It's not what it looks like...

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    Furry-Chibi

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Well make yourself at home why don'tcha?!
    Abe: Damn! You weren't suppose to see this... >__<'lll

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    MIHASHI: "Then what happened!?"

    ABE: "He said, 'Turn your head and cough.'"


    Bazinga!

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    SolemnSerpent

    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: With a pair of legs like these, I could stop anyone in their tracks...

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    Shinmaru

    Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: "Look, next time I promise we'll get real baseballs next time you need to practice your knuckle-curve ..."


    Love thy Evangelion.

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    "Let's face it, Mihashi. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."

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    ThePockyGirl

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: Abe, when I said that you should "open yourself to me", THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

    (-_-;;.. maybe I'll come up with another one.. XD)

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    wanspell

    Otakuite | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe:"What's wrong? They called for the seventh inning stretch."
    Mihashi:"That was two hours ago."

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    kin tsuchi901

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: I tryed to do a split and now im stuck....
    Mihashi: Ooo owch...

    -----------------------------------------------
    thats all i got right now...

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    AnimeEmoKitty

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Mihashi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
    Abe: Airing out

    ~AnimeEmoKitty~

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    Grayfire

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Abe: "Hey Mihashi, why'd you start sweating and getting all nervous when I put my leg up on this chair in this rather "free" position..? Do you want something?"


    Last edited by Grayfire at 7:38:56 PM EST on November 28, 2008.

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    zero guardian

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    "I seriously think I just wet myslef" ._.'

    Zero

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    Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/08 | Reply

    Holy cahoneys on a steeck, I actually won?
    Thanks James! There were so many good captions, I'm glad you thought mine was funny. lol

    I'll try and do a caption for this week's later then.

    EDIT: Okay, caption now.

    Abe found that practicing his "moves" on Mihashi quickly turned into an awkward situation that begged for a good answer.

    (That's all I got this week, tough noogies. :x)


    Last edited by Miss Anonymous at 7:28:15 PM EST on November 28, 2008.