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    DingDongBatDog

    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/26/08 | Reply

    lego my eggo!

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    ThePockyGirl

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/19/08 | Reply

    (One more... ^-^)

    Shinji: I'M OUT OF AXE BODY SPRAY!!

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    BloodRedArab

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/18/08 | Reply

    Misato: Shinji, I think you misunderstood the art teacher's instructions. You see, only the MODEL is supposed to undress in front of the class.

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    haseo luver92

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/15/08 | Reply

    And this kids is why you don't do drugs.

    haseo ;)

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    Angel Zakuro

    bird nerd. (Otaku Angel) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    We all wonder what this scene would be like if Misato wasn't a beer drinker, and more of a shot glass kinda girl.

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    Zeru

    Otakuite | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Funk took mine ;o;

    Shinji: Where Da White women at?

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    ThePockyGirl

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Alright.. 3rd place! Thanks very much!

    Now, as for this week's battle...

    Misato: Shinji, we've been through this already... my pet penguin is in the bathtub. Please stop running in here naked and screaming everytime you see him.


    Last edited by ThePockyGirl at 10:54:48 PM EST on November 14, 2008.

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    Sakaki Sakura

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: The penguins have come for my sanity!

    -----or------

    Shinji: Um, hello, I'M up here!

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    xXHaseos GirlXx

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: THERES A MASKED GUY IN THE SHOWER!!!!

    Misato: oh, thats just my new boyfriend, he likes to roleplay Jason Voorhees, so watch out for his machete~.

    ~~~~~~~~~

    thats all I got. XP

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    (Oh, fine. Here's another.)

    Shinji: Misato! I just had a horrible dream! I was photographed naked with nothing but a rogue beer can censoring the shot! Not only that, but it was posted on a popular anime site for all to s- hey, have you been drinking again?


    Last edited by Aceburner at 1:14:32 PM EST on November 15, 2008.

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    mewmewpudding

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Misato: Man, Shinji, we're lucky that beer can is in the way. Otherwise this'd never make it onto American channels!
    --

    ... *fails*

    Though the caption is most entertaining.

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    Sensei Ryuu

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    "Misato--Thar be demons in the toilet!"

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    zero guardian

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    "Nice beer bottoms Shinji."

    I think its funny XD

    Zero

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    myanimeworld149

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    this is not my baption, it is a friend's that made it up that's not on here so she's letting me get tghe credit if i win, if not, it's her fault <<

    ----------

    misato: *thinking:if only that darn can wasn't there!!!*

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    Mr Sword

    The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: It's cold, stop laughing!

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    lozchan

    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Stealing his underpants wasn't the only surprise Kaworu had for Shinji...

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    Kensuke Ryumura

    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    I have to go Seinfeld on this one.
    Shinji: "I was in the pool!!!"

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    darkeangel

    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Misato: you would have thought that after all the work they put into this remake that the animators would have been a little more generous to you this time...

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    1.)Only once in a man's life does size matter
    2.)No caption needed

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    Fai no Tenshi

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: I've been standing in front of the mirror for three hours now, like the psychiatrist said! Misato, am I pretty yet?!

    Misato: You'd better get a better mirror, I think you broke that one...

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    FunkMasterFlex3

    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    .....And so Pepsi passed up the chance for great product placement.

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    Shishou

    Stalker Stabbit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: "Misato! There are men in the bathroom with CAMERAS!"


    "Have you fallen in love?" "No, but I've stepped on it."

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    edisshort

    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Misato: Its so small it can fit in a beer can! How will I get it out of there? I'll have to use a hammer and a drill! Hopefully I won't break it.
    Shinji: WHAT?!?!
    Misato: I just dropped my keychain in there. *looks up* Oh........*awkward moment*

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    DemonKingAtticus

    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: Misato! I just had deja vu again!
    Misato: So have I.

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    Haru 93

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Misato:...Maybe we moved in together far too soon...

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    red tigress

    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Haha, seems I'm only funny when I reference Batman. But here's mine for this week, just because it's what's on my mind.

    Shinji: "Gah! I forgot to pick up Wrath of the Lich King!"
    Misato: "I'd finish your shower unless you really want to be labeled as a nerd.


    Last edited by red tigress at 11:20:25 AM EST on November 14, 2008.

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    Ryo

    Otacon (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji: MISATO!!! The water is too cold!!!

    Misato: ._. *stares*


    Last edited by Ryosuke Forever at 5:44:50 PM EST on November 14, 2008.


    I beat up trees. >_>

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    Rageon

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    This has got to be the worst Viagra commercial ever!

    or

    Sometimes, having one more beer really can hurt...

    or

    Can you say "restraining order"?

    or

    Somehow, the first episode for the new show, "Kintama" wasn't nearly as popular as everyone thought it would be.
    ------------------------------------------
    Meh, so many possibilities! Well lets see if any of those are nearly as funny as I though they were, although I doubt anyone will get that last one.


    Last edited by Rageon at 10:49:14 AM EST on November 14, 2008.

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    7thEvaChild

    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Man, this isnt even funny... this is MY anime too..... im not even sure if i can do much on this one without sounding like the show.....

    anyway, thank you to Ryo for an Evangelion battle!!!

    ok, heres mine for now:

    Shinji: Misato!!! The Fan girls made it inside!!!

    Misato: .... And Asuka said that he didnt have any....

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    Tsukasaluver

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Its good that there's a can there, but a shot glass would still cover it. :P

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    You know how your mom warns you about wearing clean underwear in case you get in an accident? Yeah, this is one of those times.

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    Angel

    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Misato:Shinji tryin out for a porn video or are you really happy to see me?


    Last edited by angelicgirl at 9:11:02 AM EST on November 14, 2008.

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    Mercury Dragon

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Now Misato knew why everyone said Shinji was "overcompensating".

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    To both my placing last week and the picture this week, I say:

    "Ha-Ha! Dangly parts."

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    Allamorph

    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Is that a fo'ty you got there, or are you just embarrassed that I've seen you?

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Shinji Ikari: spokesman for Hung Beer.


    Bazinga!

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    Miss Anonymous

    Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    w00t, I r weener!
    And now for this week... I just gotta do this, apologies ahead of time.

    Misato: lol SMUT.

    *pie'd*

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    Grayfire

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    ...Stupid soft-core porn...

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    Shinmaru

    Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/14/08 | Reply

    Misato: "Aw, Shinji, I'm happy to see you, too."


    Love thy Evangelion.