"Ma'am, if you can fit both these drumsticks in your mouth and down your throat, I want to marry you."
-or-
"Alas, I have to kill myself now, as I'm just too damn tired of being mistaken for Brock from Pokemon..."
-or-
"The world just doesn't understand the otaku... I must go to the land of anime and bring poor attention upon anime fans by committing suicide there..."
lol They're all kinda hit-and-miss, but I think they're okay. :P (I wonder if Ichigo will recognize the last one... o_O)
Last edited by Uchiha1164 at 11:13:09 PM EDT on September 5, 2008.
Oh my gawd. I was gonna try to make a caption, but the only one I had to read was yours. Bejesus, that's awesome (I was totally just watching The Princess Bride. No joke).
Good thing Saku's in a band, because he sucks as a mime...
-----------or-------
As Saku realized he was attempting to give an indian rug burn to a pair of drumsticks, he began to seriously consider asking the animators to draw him proper eyes.
-----------or-------
The whole "break one reed, now put them together and try to break them" thing didn't quite transfer smoothly over to drumsticks, for some odd reason...
It's the incredible drum-chop-sticks!!!! Perfect for jamming out with the band and eating Japanese food! They're going fast so order today at: 1-800-DRUMCHOPSTICKS. That's 1-800-DRUMCHOPSTICKS.
As he clutches the drumsticks
Saku: And with these magical drumsticks... I WILL GET A DATE TONIGHT
>=o
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my first caption battle entry ^^
>.>;
Saku: Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to meet the Bruce Lee of Drumming. Watch me as I prepare to challenge my bad neighbor into a musical game of death!
Upon discovering how impossible it was to play the drum part to Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and the Flames", Saku decided he could no longer bear to live.
Yea, I know.. it just might take me a while longer to come up with it.. I had a whole band-breaking-up and seppuku line ready to go when I first saw the picture.
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/05/08 | Reply
"Ma'am, if you can fit both these drumsticks in your mouth and down your throat, I want to marry you."
-or-
"Alas, I have to kill myself now, as I'm just too damn tired of being mistaken for Brock from Pokemon..."
-or-
"The world just doesn't understand the otaku... I must go to the land of anime and bring poor attention upon anime fans by committing suicide there..."
lol They're all kinda hit-and-miss, but I think they're okay. :P (I wonder if Ichigo will recognize the last one... o_O)
Last edited by Uchiha1164 at 11:13:09 PM EDT on September 5, 2008.
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/05/08 | Reply
Deep down, Saku's a giant Harry Potter fan. *points at shirt*
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 09/05/08 | Reply
And we twist the chicken legs to get all the juice out for our soup
ing masta
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/04/08 | Reply
Uhh ya got me!
i liked it.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/03/08 | Reply
Saku has been playing Mario Kart Wii so long it has started affecting his profession.
rikusgirl101
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/03/08 | Reply
Saku: fear me and my deadly drumsticks of doom.
red tigress
Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 09/02/08 | Reply
When asked to name one famous drummer in all of rock history that wasn't Ringo Starr, Saku could only make a goofy pose with his drumsticks.
Haru 93
Otakuite++ | Posted 09/01/08 | Reply
I'll go out with you, my crazy fangirl, if I can break these sticks into exactly equal halves!
Last edited by Haru 93 at 9:28:17 AM EDT on September 1, 2008.
drawing4life
Otakuite+ | Posted 09/01/08 | Reply
saku: WHO STABBED ME WITH THESE???
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/31/08 | Reply
1.)do you have these in a size 8?
2.)A drummer's sick fantisies
ShikamaruRocks
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/30/08 | Reply
@:
Oh my gawd. I was gonna try to make a caption, but the only one I had to read was yours. Bejesus, that's awesome (I was totally just watching The Princess Bride. No joke).
Maybe I'll try later....give me some time. lol.
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/30/08 | Reply
Saku: "These are some pretty big chopsticks. I wonder if you can eat people with them?"
Last edited by zero guardian at 3:59:13 PM EDT on August 30, 2008.
LunaLei
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/30/08 | Reply
Saku: Once I break these sticks....I shall be the ultimate karate kid!
but if you can have a second caption....
Saku: Stay back! I'll chopstick you to death!
______________________________
*slaps her head.*
I got nothing good.
lol :)
Last edited by LunaLei at 5:15:18 PM EDT on September 1, 2008.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
If this weren't enough, Minami was behind Saku ready with his guitar just in case Saku chickened out in his seppuku attempt.
foxfireburn
The Elusive (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Saku: Wait till they hear this "little drummer boy"!
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Saku: Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?
------
haha, this is probably only funny to me, since I'm imagining my friend Tim saying it, and I can't do voice inflection on here.
Last edited by Hana1991 at 6:56:47 PM EDT on August 29, 2008.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Saku: Ya want 'more cowbell'?! I'll (expletive deleted) give ya more cowbell!
(I don't know, but it could work.)
Last edited by cougarsama at 4:47:07 PM EDT on August 29, 2008.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
After losing his sight due to chronic ... Seku decided to attempt seppuku.
I have a theory that if I keep on trying I'll come up with something funny eventually.
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Saku: "You stand before me and insult John Bonham. For that, I will
make you suffer."
King of Vampires
Otakuite | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Saku: I can, and WILL use these!
Calaya
Team | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya....punks?
Last edited by Calaya at 1:05:34 PM EDT on August 29, 2008.
Koneko Krysta
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
Saku: Heeeeey! These aren't chicken drumsticks! Very funny guys, pick on the guy with no eyes!
----
I have another as well:
Chopstick breakin ur doin it wrong. (ment to be a reference to the ever popular lolcats.) :)
Last edited by Koneko Krysta at 2:16:43 AM EDT on August 29, 2008.
fangirl101
Otakuite | Posted 08/29/08 | Reply
After seeing the Leekspin on the internet, Saku decided to try it with his drumsticks. He ended up "doing it wrong" before he even really started.
-or-
Move over Revy, your not the only Two Hands anymore.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku: Sticks come in, sticks come out, sticks come in, sticks come out...
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Good thing Saku's in a band, because he sucks as a mime...
-----------or-------
As Saku realized he was attempting to give an indian rug burn to a pair of drumsticks, he began to seriously consider asking the animators to draw him proper eyes.
-----------or-------
The whole "break one reed, now put them together and try to break them" thing didn't quite transfer smoothly over to drumsticks, for some odd reason...
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
It's the incredible drum-chop-sticks!!!! Perfect for jamming out with the band and eating Japanese food! They're going fast so order today at: 1-800-DRUMCHOPSTICKS. That's 1-800-DRUMCHOPSTICKS.
My thoughts create my world
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku: Maybe if I can break my drumssticks in half, I'd have four of them. Then I can play with my toes too! X3
Scarmadillo
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku: So, if I hold these at the ends and pull them apart it's good luck?
(Kind of lame...vague Azumanga Daioh reference...)
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
I thought that was how you rubbed sticks together to make fire.
Hello Kitty Freak
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku: Duuuude!!!! With these sticks we can do ANYTHING!!!!
AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Yuji is in the middle of deciding who does the dishes tonight, please, he needs COMPLETE silence
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
in mind " maybe if i close my eyes and wack the air, the bad playing would go away"
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
"Saku: I got wood."
You can blame Shaun of the Dead for that one.
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
in order to join the band saku has to break....drumsticks.
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
saku: you try eating cheerios with giant chopsticks!!!
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
saku: And so, THAT is how doughnuts have A hole in them!
audience: LE GASP!*
Last edited by themakita at 5:26:38 PM EDT on August 28, 2008.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
whats so special? its just a pic of the average would be drummer in guitar center.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku: "Watch me do this neat trick with my drumsti-----X__X!"
Fatality
Last edited by Grayfire at 5:15:30 PM EDT on August 28, 2008.
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
And Saku takes the Pose of the True Drummer..... something that has not been seen in years....
yeah, thats all i got..... i really want to watch this one, but i havent had time yet.
zero guardian
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
ANd the crownd goes Nuts!!!!! wait whats this?!?! The drummer is beating his way through the crowd!!!!
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Drumming Skills 101: Wack'a'mole
Balalaika
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku:"example of an Oxymoron... Drum Music" *snap*
Last edited by Balalaika at 7:29:16 PM EDT on August 28, 2008.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
When stage pyrotechnics go horrifically wrong.
---
Pepto-Bismol, now for both inflamed and impaled stomachs.
---
Saku: Watch in shock and awe as the amazing Sakudini pulls a drum set from his stomach!
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
How drummers commit seppuku.
Shi Bum Bumm
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
As he clutches the drumsticks
Saku: And with these magical drumsticks... I WILL GET A DATE TONIGHT
>=o
----------------
my first caption battle entry ^^
>.>;
stararnold
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku: Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to meet the Bruce Lee of Drumming. Watch me as I prepare to challenge my bad neighbor into a musical game of death!
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku demonstrates how vampires should protect themselves in case of emergency, "You have to catch the stake like this."
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
ritual suicide puck rock style.
Show No Fear Always Smile
Sage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
"I fight with honor, truth, and giant sized chop sticks."
yeah...I kinda lost it when I saw the word chop in that title. *goes to sulk in a corner*
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku:"These aren't just drum sticks these are nundrum jucs"
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
After running out of Pocky, Saku attempted to eat other stick-shaped things like pencils, laffy taffy, and, of course, drumsticks.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Wow, so that's what Brock was doing before he decided to become a Pokemon breeder.
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Upon discovering how impossible it was to play the drum part to Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and the Flames", Saku decided he could no longer bear to live.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
Saku tried to play Rockband. Epic Fail.
----
Sheesh, that's lame -_-
Archangel16
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
When he said he was getting his Boomstick I thought it would be alot more scarier.
fluffy sama fan
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
"Stay back! I've got a pair of drumsticks and... Wait, how do you use these things again?"
Yeah. That's all I got.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
He could tear down entire telephone directories, but the drumsticks beat him...
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
@SomeGuy:
Yea, I know.. it just might take me a while longer to come up with it..
I had a whole band-breaking-up and seppuku line ready to go when I first saw the picture.
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
@ThePockyGirl:
Y'know... if you can think of a better seppuku caption, then we'd be cool with that.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
@TimeChaser:
AH! I was going to use a seppuku reference. You beat me to it... . Darn...
(But still... you made a great caption.. ^^)
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
After the band broke up, Yuji decided to commit seppuku with his drumsticks.
Last edited by timechaser at 3:47:15 AM EDT on August 28, 2008.
Bazinga!
Shinmaru
Baron of Terribad (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/28/08 | Reply
The rest of the band shunned Saku after he pulled out the slow jerk.
Love thy Evangelion.