"Here we have the Alaskan Loafer Stork. This rare bird stands with arced back and mouth open to the skies above. There are many creatures that stand in awe at the cranes stupidity, because the species’ is nearly extinct because there are so many dead by drowning during the rainy season."
K: How come everytime you come around, my london, london bridge wanna go down...
Shuichi: *embarrassed little dance thing*
Suguru: One word Shuichi.
Hiroshi: Booze.
It's obvious what this is! We, here, are looking at the de-evolution of human stretching capabilities!
From the left, we were once able to stretch to great lengths, injury never an issue. But as time moved on, stretches such as squats became our limits. Oh, the good days...
K: "I'm going to bend over backwards and laugh, if you know what I mean..." Shuichi: "I'm going to stand over here with, obviously, no place to put my hands, if you know what I mean..." Suguru and Hiroshi: "We're going to stand over here with nothing better to do, if you know what we mean..."
Do you know what I mean? I think you do!
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Suguru: What are they doing?
Hiroshi: K bought the Batman utility belt from the fabled pie fight episode. And Shuichi gets a little hungry before practice.
Or.
K: look what I got on my last vacation.
Shuichi: “Everything’s bigger in Texas” Wow! Belt buckles are a great way to get across your opinion.
Suguru: *Mumbles to himself* The only thing big there are the egos…
K: If all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops oh what a rain that would be!!! Standing outside with my mouth open wide! Aah-aah-aah-aah aah-aah-aah aah-aah-aah!
suichi, suguru, hiroshi: Does he know that not only is barney not real life but we're indoors?
Last edited by Aethelwynne at 5:46:54 PM EDT on August 15, 2008.
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first annual competion of poses and stances! K is impressing the judges with extravegent bends almost like an olympic athelete while Shuichi is opposing that pose with a stance thats as old as any anime. It literally speaks "BAKA!"
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gravitation ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
ok I feel better
_____________________________________________________________________
Shuichi: OMG K are you ok.
K: yeah I'm fine I was watching the 3D Hannah Montana movie it looked like she was coming right at me but she failed hahaha.
Hiroshi: K I have some good friends in white jackets who would like to meet you.
Pink haired guy: M-my pizza... my... pizza lost
Blonde girl: Oooh doggy, that was some mighty tasty pizza there
Pink haired guy: I slaved all morning cooking it... T_T
Black haired guy: Wow, that's kinda messsed up.
Redhead: Soo... who are these guys again?
Shuichi: What do you mean we've been cancelled?! Gravitation is SO much better than your stupid Anime Olympics!
K: Two words... *stretches back* Suck it!
YES!!! GRAVITATION!!!
*deep breath* Okay, here are my caption submissions.
_______________________________________________
K-san's reaction to the story of how Shuichi was knocked out cold for two hours by one of Ryuichi's "Kumagoro Beam"s
------or-------
Shuichi: I saw it! I swear to you I saw it! Yuki has a secret teddy bear collection!!! Why won't anyone believe me?!
K-san: *can't breath from laughing too hard at the absurdity*
------or-------
Everyone's reaction to the new outfit designs for Bad Luck. The band members could only gaze on in horror and embarrassment, while K-san (who wouldn't have to wear them) almost died of oxygen deprivation from laughing so damn hard.
xXHaseos GirlXx
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/26/08 | Reply
Shuichi: I'm gonna tickle ya now!!
K: I beat ya to it!! *laughing*
Suguru and Hiro: *dumfounded*
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/24/08 | Reply
k: and you thought only girls could bend like this!
cosmo2389
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/21/08 | Reply
And that is the key to being great in bed!
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/20/08 | Reply
@TheJimjams:
God, that hysterical...(It's even funnier becuase I'm from there.... great job)
Mad Hatter Belia
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/20/08 | Reply
Shuichi: FOR THE LAST TIME!! XYZ!!!!!
(This is like the 5th time I've deleted and redone my caption XD)
Balalaika
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/20/08 | Reply
K: Guys, really. The leak in the ceiling is nothing. I'll just bend back and Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
Michika0Amaya
Otakuite | Posted 08/19/08 | Reply
K: watch, watch, watch!... my bangs defy gravity!!! cool huh!
ing masta
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/19/08 | Reply
Lets hope K doesn't get "
Happy
" anytime soon...
I am out o ideas.
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/18/08 | Reply
haha! and you thought only girls could do this! XD
Poprocks311
Otakuite | Posted 08/18/08 | Reply
The pathetic thing going through the group's head is that they actually are friends with this guy.
LovelyRisa
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/18/08 | Reply
Announcer guy: "It's the new manager Barbie! It can bend 30 different ways!"
Last edited by LovelyRisa at 12:37:24 PM EDT on August 18, 2008.
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/18/08 | Reply
What do you mean you'be been a girl this whole time?!
cosumone
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/17/08 | Reply
(Shuichi, Suguru, and Hiroshi's minds) So K really did take the diamond of grounding.K- Hey guys do you feel heavier or is it just me.
AsagiTaichou
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/17/08 | Reply
K: Yep, there went my spine!
Shuichi: Do you no how much a chiropractor will cost?!
TheJimjams
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/17/08 | Reply
"Here we have the Alaskan Loafer Stork. This rare bird stands with arced back and mouth open to the skies above. There are many creatures that stand in awe at the cranes stupidity, because the species’ is nearly extinct because there are so many dead by drowning during the rainy season."
ing masta
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/17/08 | Reply
this would be much less awkward if k wasn't a transvestite.
I got nothin...
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/16/08 | Reply
K: How come everytime you come around, my london, london bridge wanna go down...
Shuichi: *embarrassed little dance thing*
Suguru: One word Shuichi.
Hiroshi: Booze.
SecretMusic
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/16/08 | Reply
K: If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops oh what a rain that would be!
Shuichi: How can you mistake me for Barney the Dinosaur? Just cos I've got pink h..
K: *interupts* Standing outside with my mouth open wide. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
P.S. What K is singing is acutally a song from Barney. ~Shizuku~
Last edited by SecretMusic at 7:50:41 AM EDT on August 16, 2008.
supersaiyanjounin
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
K: "Don Kanonji! Bwahahahaha!"
There is such thing as too much Bleach.
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K: "Drunken Fist Impersonation no Jutsu!"
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The Wii Fit can do more harm than good.
-SuperSaiyanJounin
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
Yet another Sailor Bubba
Blue-Eyes Girl
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
It's obvious what this is! We, here, are looking at the de-evolution of human stretching capabilities!
From the left, we were once able to stretch to great lengths, injury never an issue. But as time moved on, stretches such as squats became our limits. Oh, the good days...
... I wonder what we can do now?
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
Ok...I'll go for the "obvious" joke...
K: "I'm going to bend over backwards and laugh, if you know what I mean..."
Shuichi: "I'm going to stand over here with, obviously, no place to put my hands, if you know what I mean..."
Suguru and Hiroshi: "We're going to stand over here with nothing better to do, if you know what we mean..."
Do you know what I mean? I think you do!
Ta DA!!!
Dark Flame 3479
Infiltrator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
Never let K and duct tape meet...
K: Well would you look at that, SOMEONE duct taped Eiri Yuki to our Ceiling!
Shuichi: K! You A**hole!
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
foxfireburn
The Elusive (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
K reveals his audition performance for the first Matrix movie. Alas, the others are unable to free their minds.
King of Vampires
Otakuite | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
*red headed dude* Eh, what do you mean they know I'm gay? I mean, I hide it as best as I can.
*Blonde Girl* As if dressing in a girl's school uniform wasn't a big enough tip! LOL!
*group of people behind redhead* OMG, our favorite popstar is gay. Now how will we fantasize about him? *sigh*
lilsoftstar
Otakuite | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
The Gravitation Gang tried their luck at the gymnastics for the Olympics.... it didn't end up so well.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/15/08 | Reply
Worst Limbo Contest Ever!!!!
shadow princess
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi just had to bet him to do a back bend...yea he won
Last edited by shadow princess at 10:06:48 PM EDT on August 14, 2008.
ThePockyGirl
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Hiroshi: This has got the be the worst game of charades ever...
-----
Shuichi: K! What's up?!
K: THE CEILING!!
(Lame, I know..)
Last edited by ThePockyGirl at 9:56:55 PM EDT on August 14, 2008.
Kakashisgf
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
The funny side to voodoo dolls.
lazyweird1
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi: I'm a little teapot- short and stout!
K: Here is my handle; here is my spout!
Shuichi: When I get all steamed up here me shout!
K: Tip me over and pour me out~!
------
I'M SORRY!!! XD That's what it looks like K's singing! *runs away*
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Suguru: What are they doing?
Hiroshi: K bought the Batman utility belt from the fabled pie fight episode. And Shuichi gets a little hungry before practice.
Or.
K: look what I got on my last vacation.
Shuichi: “Everything’s bigger in Texas” Wow! Belt buckles are a great way to get across your opinion.
Suguru: *Mumbles to himself* The only thing big there are the egos…
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K could join a gymnastics team...
But how old is she?
Calaya
Team | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
When Bender "Bending" Rodríguez attacks, everyone has a happier outlook on life.
lozchan
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi's audition for next live action Dragon Ball film had been going well until he attempted a kamehameha blast
Aethelwynne
Senior Otaku | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K: If all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops oh what a rain that would be!!! Standing outside with my mouth open wide! Aah-aah-aah-aah aah-aah-aah aah-aah-aah!
suichi, suguru, hiroshi: Does he know that not only is barney not real life but we're indoors?
Last edited by Aethelwynne at 5:46:54 PM EDT on August 15, 2008.
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Twenty hours later, K would still be laughing at the fact that a little kid got the last Naruto headband at Wal-Mart before Shuichi could get there.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first annual competion of poses and stances! K is impressing the judges with extravegent bends almost like an olympic athelete while Shuichi is opposing that pose with a stance thats as old as any anime. It literally speaks "BAKA!"
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K: Tentacles, attack!
minicon3167
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K- I'm a leprechaun!!!
Midori745
Otakuite | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Suguru and Hiroshi were at utter loss for words when they discovered the animators had problems portraying real life movement...
EtherForce
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
For Shuichi's psychic manipulation powers to work, he stares at his target with gaping eyes while in an awkward stance.
fallenangel8
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gravitation ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
ok I feel better
_____________________________________________________________________
Shuichi: OMG K are you ok.
K: yeah I'm fine I was watching the 3D Hannah Montana movie it looked like she was coming right at me but she failed hahaha.
Hiroshi: K I have some good friends in white jackets who would like to meet you.
Show No Fear Always Smile
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Suguru and Hiroshi look on in confusion as K and Shuichi argue just exactly where babies come from.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi: K, what did you do to your back?!
K: I've been playing Twister for 6 hours straight with Hiroshi!
Shuichi: Get the chiropractor... NOW.
Thirst4Blood
Otakuite | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi: K! That is not how you play Leap Frog!
K: Sure it is, now hurry up and try to jump~ >=3
Hiro: Hmm... I wonder if I could get Shu to jump over me next...
Suguru: This isn't going to end well..
Last edited by Thirst4Blood at 2:00:46 PM EDT on August 14, 2008.
Keome
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K's atempt at doing The Matrix
My thoughts create my world
Xerin
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
ok here's mine
Pink haired guy: M-my pizza... my... pizza lost
Blonde girl: Oooh doggy, that was some mighty tasty pizza there
Pink haired guy: I slaved all morning cooking it... T_T
Black haired guy: Wow, that's kinda messsed up.
Redhead: Soo... who are these guys again?
Hana1991
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K laughs at his own yaoi jokes.
SpiffySporkPerson
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Not really a caption, I don't think, but where are Hiro's eyes pointing?
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K; this is how you stretch
Shuichi: that kid need food and now
Sage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
What too much of 4kids One Piece does to the mind.
Markus wolfe
Grand Otaku | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
This picture fails.
Minutemen
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
K was laughing when the others formed a group for the Tour De France. He nearly died laughing his head off when the others found out they missed it.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Whee, I placed again! And with another movie quote! (I'm so good at those.) Now, for this week, and in keeping with the slightly sporty theme:
Shuichi: Well, they do say plenty of exercise releases endorphins and makes people happier.
myanimeworld149
Otaku Legend | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
suichi: oh my gosh! k's gonna crack in half!
hiroshi: five dollars says he breaks.
suguru: deal
stararnold
Otaku Eternal | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi: Come out of K's body, black devil! Rise! Rise!
Suguru: Hiroshi, either K's possessed or maybe Shuichi's been watching too many horror flicks lately.
Dark Lord XIII
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Well we can see where this is going...
Last edited by Dark Lord XIII at 7:42:27 AM EDT on August 14, 2008.
Uchiha1164
Otakuite+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Shuichi: What do you mean we've been cancelled?! Gravitation is SO much better than your stupid Anime Olympics!
K: Two words... *stretches back* Suck it!
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
YES!!! GRAVITATION!!!
*deep breath* Okay, here are my caption submissions.
_______________________________________________
K-san's reaction to the story of how Shuichi was knocked out cold for two hours by one of Ryuichi's "Kumagoro Beam"s
------or-------
Shuichi: I saw it! I swear to you I saw it! Yuki has a secret teddy bear collection!!! Why won't anyone believe me?!
K-san: *can't breath from laughing too hard at the absurdity*
------or-------
Everyone's reaction to the new outfit designs for Bad Luck. The band members could only gaze on in horror and embarrassment, while K-san (who wouldn't have to wear them) almost died of oxygen deprivation from laughing so damn hard.
Kimmeh
The Beautiful German | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Some serious rib-tickling 'LOL' action.
Too bad I can't think of a caption.
"This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
And the #1 reason guys shouldn't have ponytails is that they aren't used to being that top heavy.
Last edited by Rageon at 1:40:05 PM EDT on August 14, 2008.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
"Catch me" fail.
SoraIIIX
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/14/08 | Reply
Obvious joke ftw:
Shuichi: I thought you said you were American!?
Hiroshi: Well...thats a bummer.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/13/08 | Reply
Ok, Im going for what I think is an obvious joke.
k: Its my new diamond cod piece
Shuichi: Its zirconia dude.
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/13/08 | Reply
K readies for the latest addition to the 2008 Olympic games - the long distance spit shooting.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/13/08 | Reply
Shuichi took a mail-order chiaropractic course... Only now does K learn that Shuichi didn't pass.
Last edited by timechaser at 12:56:04 AM EDT on August 14, 2008.
Bazinga!
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 08/13/08 | Reply
uh, whats gravitation about?
TrinityLight
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 08/13/08 | Reply
Shuichi: O_O wha! she has no boobies!