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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/18/08 | Reply

    OMG. So many of these...are....so...incredibly TRUE ^^;;;;. *dies* I never realized so many stories and plots can be summarized in three lines ^^;! You could take it as a sad commentary on the depth of anime plots...but I prefer to just think of it as you being insane with your crazy skills at coming up with these three lines XD XD

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/01/08 | Reply

    Lyke, the Death Note one was perhaps the most amazing. There should have been something about strategic planning with Legos though. XD

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    munchy

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/18/08 | Reply

    omg these are so cool! death note was hilarious I laughed so hard at "...I’ll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH ...yeah I'm so cool lol

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    Tea pixie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/17/08 | Reply

    hee hee i gave you your 42nd hug ^_^

    Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy... Meaning of life and all that... So hugs are a meaning of life? i think they are part of it ^_^

    i look forward to more 3 liners...

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/16/08 | Reply

    they're accurate, though not exactly roll-in-the-aisles funny, heh.

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    Ryi-Shikyo

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/14/08 | Reply

    You're amazing, James. :P

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    Raid Boss (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/14/08 | Reply

    You are most welcome. This still springs a huge grin to my face. I particularly enjoy how the Cowboy Bebop and SamCham ones are practically identical. I always have to eat something when I'm watching those. Death Note one's awesome too.

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    ZeelZy

    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply

    wow it all makes sense now...

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    Otakuite | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply

    beautiful, just so damn beautiful someguy

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply

    Ouran High School Host Club.

    "All I want to do is study.."
    "MOM! Haruhi's being rebelious!"
    "Want some cake?"

    XD thats all I can think of..lol

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/13/08 | Reply

    Oh my God, I remember this. There are a few new ones! I love the Suzumiya Haruhi one.

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    @SomeGuy:

    *stifles indignation*

    Okay then.

    The Big O

    "I perform a much needed job here in this city of amnesia."
    "Big O! Showtime!"
    "You're a louse, Roger Smith."

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    Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    @cougarsama:

    Huh. So that's what Slayers is about . . . learn something new every day . . .

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    Okay, since you don't know Slayers, I'll take a whack at it:

    "Die, Lina Inverse!"
    "DRAGON SLAVE!"
    BOOOOOM!!!!

    It's that simple, really.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    Pure awesomness!
    i loved it!
    O! and it was funny to see the bleach and death note one!

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    IyamiNaHamusutaa

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    heehee^^ I LOVE THE DEATH NOTE ONE!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    NEXT TIME on DRAGONBALL Z...

    heh heh. Awesome.

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    duorocks17

    Senior Otaku | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    haha oh this brings up memories. I remember when you started doing this so long ago....I like the new ones! ^___^

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    Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    @Allamorph:

    I only ever got past the first disc of Big O and then life got busy; I don't know Big O well enough.

    You do Big O.

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    Bagel Gurl | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    Deathnote and Azumanga Daioh made me laugh, lol


    Six-year-olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can't be beat.

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/12/08 | Reply

    Just occurred to me: Big O's missing.

    What the hell, man.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    XD

    I remember when this first came out and I was laughing so hard!
    The Death Note one is spot on...makes me want to eat potato chips when I watch it...lol

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    BlackKite

    Otakuite+ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Haha! Nice, that was hilarious.

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    Kytes

    Otakuite | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Deathnote... and EPIC EATING OF POTATO CHIPS!
    I love deathnote ^^

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Semi-random tie in that probably doesn't need to be tied in...

    I managed to get the official boxed set of Infinite Ryvius at Best Buy for $23. No joke. I think even they realized it was obscure enough that to sell it, they'd need a really good deal on it. That or the guy rang it up wrong. Probably the latter.


    Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O

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    Mayumi94

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    XD lmao nicely done this was so fun to read now I'm not bored anymore but in five minutes I probaly will be XD

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    star petals

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    very nice!
    here's my take on inuyasha
    "I sense a jewel shard!"
    "Sit boy!"
    "Kaaaaaaaaagooooooooomeeee!"

    hope to see more!

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    Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Mm. Thing is, I actually haven't seen much of Slayers of One Piece yet (I know, I'm horrible). I also had a bunch of others that I felt were either just not as funny or just way too obscure (Infinite Ryvius was borderline 'cause the lines were really good).

    As for the long-awaited season 3? I'unno, maybe next year some time after I've had time to watch more shows - unless others would like to do 'em?

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    Sakura10

    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    they were awesome!! Thnx for the good time and laughter

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    Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    I love the Dragon Ball Z one because it was the most obvious one there is because it took like 85 episodes just to throw a punch and when the punch finally connects its already time to go onto the next season.
    But why no One Piece one? Then I'll make one...
    I'm going to be the next Pirate King.
    I'll do anything to protect my friends.
    Luffy your such an idiot.

    Hmmm, now I know why.
    -Darknessslayer

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    WinterChild

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Haha you included my favorite Death Note line!! XDD I knew I wasn't the only one cracking up when they said the potato chip line. These are great!

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    lazyweird1

    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Hehe. "Compared to me, you all suck as vampires." X'D Alucard was it? Priceless! I loved this! Please do more!

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    AkaiAme

    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Ahaha those were really funny Thanks for the laugh!

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Nana looks forward too the next installment.

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    ShadowLight

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Ya know what we should keep this list updated with new line from new animes that will eventually come out and others that probably aren't here.


    The crazy bubbly shadow

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    AnimeCrazed9

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    lol i almost fainted from laughter i love the Naruto one

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    Shi Bum Bumm

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    I DIED LAUGHING THE FIRST TIME I READ THOSE

    Super funny and super accurate! ^__^b

    [9tailed]

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    Anoel

    Otakuite++ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Niiice. Those are really funny, and weirdly accurate. I like.


    Time always spirals, and here I am, stuck in the wrong sprial.

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    s a k u x3

    Otakuite | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Very funny, and the ones that I knew were really true. =)

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    The ones that I actually know are pretty spot on, but for the S-cry-ed one instead of 'Hammer', I would replace it with 'Some random philosophical point of Cougar's' because he was in there way more than Biff. (And Cougar's my favorite, if you can't tell by my name.) Hellsing and Death Note were great. Can you do one for Slayers cause that's my absolute favorite anime.

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    AP Ichigo

    Japan Bureau (Podcasters) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    I'm more impressed that someone else actually watched Otogizoushi. Although I loved the Gundam ones.
    -Ichigo

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Hmm. Apparently, the left bracket still doesn't work.

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    Allamorph

    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Oro!!

    Yeah, and thanks for, like, completely ruining Noir for me. >_

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    ShadowLight

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    This is amusing to no end.

    [giggles]


    The crazy bubbly shadow

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    twilight luna

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Ah geez, these are crazy!

    [Filler]

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    Shadow Vampiress

    Otaku Legend | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    I totally forgot about these! Well done, as usual. Wow, you actually had Infinite Ryvius. Sometimes I think people have no clue what that is, because around where I am, I'm pretty much the only one who has it. ...You know Sailor Moon's entire speech...

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Poor s-CRY-ed. Never gets any love...

    Nice job characterizing BECK compared to the others. ~I'm gonna *BLEEP*in' kill you, *BLEEP*in' *BLEEP*.~ Poor Koyuki. ^^


    Miss Anonymous: ARE YOU CALLING THE PLIGHT OF PIZZA EVERYWHERE STUPID?!?!? >:O

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    snow fox

    The Silent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    I think the summary of Cowboy Bebop is especially poetic.

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    TrigunCat4

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Ah I loved this article when it first came out and with it being polished and republished it brings back the same feelings.
    Great Job! It still makes me laugh out loud!

    There was only one that I disagreed with and that was the Fruits Basket summary *Gets pencil chucked at head*. It's just I think Fruba's plot conveyed much more than that. I feel the title alone carries the shows message and also "They're animals!" qoute.

    I'm sorry if I was rude.(Boy, now I'm starting to sound like Tohru...)

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    I have to say that seeing Noir in there made me cringe a bit, because I really do love that show. But your summary is still funny.


    Bazinga!

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    Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    @bellpickle:

    Aiiii knooooow! Like, cha, what is up with that er some junk, hah?

    Totally true, though. No argument. They still rock.

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    Pretty darn clever and funny =P


    Bazinga!

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    bellpickle

    Pickle of the Year (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/11/08 | Reply

    NOTICE HOW COWBOY BEBOP AND SAMURAI CHAMPLOO ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING.