This is what the horror's of fanfiction can do to a person...

This...This is not madness...

This. Is. YAOI FANFICTION (or maybe, in this case, Yuri?)

OK! Here's mine:

Indiana!!! they're serving chilled Monkey brains!!!!!!!

Yah, it's lame, but oh well...

Misaki and Ai continued to watched in disbelief as Souichirou attempted to move Ai's glass by inhaling it towards him.

Misaki- Well Ai, you said you lost your brain...

Ai- I guess I found it...

Sourichio- ....

Starbucks reputation should be enough that the bill could never surprise you like this

Ai: "Uhh.. So.. That's Man Faye, huh..?"

My caption:

They went to KFC

(Everyone) Oh my god,They forgot to wipe the tables!

@:

Score.

=P

Just when they thought their days couldn't get any worse they discovered that the only item being served in their favourite resteraunt was strawberry flavoured Slimfast!

Everyone: Omg! Look at all the cool words on the table.
Ai: What does $%#& mean?

What part of the cow?

This is the face you get when you just ate 49 out of 50 of Big Al's Hotdogs to win a free small coke ...

That is why you NEVER order the "Poo Poo" Platter.

When Mrs. Lovett's meat pies are discovered to have a different variety of meat...

Misaki: "Waiter, my food is staring at me!!"
Ai: "No, it's still breathing!"
Souichirou: "Talk about your rare meat!"

~Lame, but who cares. I tried!

Restaurant Employee: Dude, I took a deuce in the brownies. But they'll never know, 'cause the brownies are brown, too. ^_^

Hey Misaki What the hell did you order from stange food r us?

GUYS! DON'T EAT AT WENDY'S! THEY PUT FINGERS IN THE CHILI!

White haired chick: Oh my god... What is this crap???

brown haired girl : Ummm I found it lying around the anime club room. It's supposedly this thing called a fan fic...

The guy: This..... this isn't based off of our show is it? Oh man *looks up in horror* this needs burnt!

Misaki: THATS WHAT THE PODCAST GUYS LOOK LIKE!!!!!!!

@SomeGuy:

And here I thought that was Teen Titans. =P

@Allamorph:

Depends. We talkin' about the old school epic movie with the Harryhausen monsters, or the Canadian cartoon about high school descendants of the Greek heroes?

their discovery of what goes in a big mac

Also, isn't that Clash of the Titans?

I forgot I even sent this one in. XD Now ythe trick is to avoid the most obvious jokes, since I know what this show is about. OK, here goes...
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Misaki, Souichiro, and Ai were horrified to discover how rare their steaks were when they looked up from the plates and 'mooed' at them.

Apparently Misaki's are fake.