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    Otakuite+ | Posted 02/02/11 | Reply

    George Takei: "OOH MYYY...."

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/29/11 | Reply

    Kagami found the last golden ticket to see Willy Wonka and his oompa loompas

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    Fuocofuri

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/27/11 | Reply

    Verizon. More bars in more places.
    ----------
    (you've all seen those verizon commercials right?)

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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/27/11 | Reply

    These are not the Gintama that you are looking for.

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    saijinto

    Hylian Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/26/11 | Reply

    Blue guy1:"That girl shes turning all red!
    BLue guy 2: Why is she making such an inappropriate face!
    BLue guy3 She might be choking on something spicy!
    BLue guy4:if we don't help her she might turn--!
    *All the blue guys together*--blue abou di abou di..."
    Girl:OMG!R-Richard HardWood! T-thats my teacher!
    All the blue guys:Hey!We were in the middle of a song!


    Last edited by saijinto at 9:16:21 AM CST on January 26, 2011.

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    Nowadays, Hollywood wants to make sure EVERYTHING'S in 3D.

    (Seriously, have you SEEN how many 3D movies are coming out soon? XD;; I'll stick with the 2D, thanks...)

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    Silver Mech

    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    At least it's consensual.

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    wallpaperotaku

    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    Now she knows why the other shoppers have no eyes.


    Last edited by wallpaperotaku at 7:39:00 PM CST on January 25, 2011.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    She forgot the 3 Ls of Yaoi/Yuri
    Look,Lock,and Listen

    Look around for anyone who might notice if safe continue to step 2
    Lock the door if the room has a lock if so go on to step 3
    Listen for any slight movements if anything is heard quickly abandon the book.

    If you got caught proceed to write your own name in the Death Note detailing a gruesome death because youve disappointed Kira


    Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 4:59:46 PM CST on January 25, 2011.

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    Sakura Irving

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    Yaoi: So scarring, yet so, so wonderful... to some.

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    Wakashi

    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    Comiket, where the blush meme ( >///< ) was invented, is a place to destroy childhood dreams, and scare tsundere into a panic-attack of confusion. Oh, and Konata said "Don't forget about the clouds of sweat"...yeah --__--


    Last edited by Wakashi at 1:05:10 PM CST on January 25, 2011.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    Kagami: Bella ends up with WHO!?

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    Allamorph

    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/25/11 | Reply

    Her memory has just been sold.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    (saw the master card one and couldn't resist~)

    Fake blush: 1000 yen
    Random book: 5000 yen
    Seeing your friends freak out when they think your reading yaoi: pricelss.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    @NekoTenshiEmi:

    I agree, you win.

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    This is NEVER going to be on Oprah's list, is it?

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    1dev13

    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    Kagami, you've been caught. Naughty, naughty!

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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    If she's already like this with the books, wait till she finds out about the toys and accessories.

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    KCHuang

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    @NekoTenshiEmi:

    You win.

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/24/11 | Reply

    Kagami found out that those photos of her for art class wasn't for art class.

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    Grayfire

    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Kagami: "...They must have been really hungry to try that..."

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    NekoTenshiEmi

    Two people, Nya~! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Kagami: "D...dad?!"

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    Ducky

    Imaginary Duck (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Unfortunately, Kagami's sex change operation couldn't erase her history in the porn business.

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    KitKatKitty

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Strangly Kagami never learned about this is sex-ed.

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Kagami discovers Playgirl Magazine.


    Bazinga!

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Doujinshi: because fan fiction should be drawn out!

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    Rageon

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    ...and a yaoi fangirl was born.

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    kyouyarenge

    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Censorship strikes yet again. CURSE YOU 4KIDS!

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    DeidaraNarutoClan

    Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    All of us knew that homework in the future would eventually come to this

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    CelestialSushi

    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    First rule of Comiket: don't read the merchandise on-site.

    OR

    Kagami: But...but he's supposed to be with Kaname!!

    OR

    Train ticket: 500 yen.
    A truckload of doujinshi: 35,000 yen.
    Seeing your friend's face when she finds out what you've been reading: Priceless.

    (Yeah, Mastercard... but hey, it's a classic.)

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    sweetdevil

    Embracing Insanity (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    I'll have what she's reading, please.
    ...
    No, seriously 8D

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    edisshort

    State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Kagami: So this is what Konata reads! I had no idea how educational it was!

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Stolen from Family Guy:

    They're having butt sex,
    Cowboy butt sex,
    SODOMEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    Sodomy.

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    Schultzie

    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Kagami isn't sure what is more alarming, the guy love or the price.

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    Apocalypse92

    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    OMG, while I was reading in this Yaoi magazine... The people around me lost their faces!!!

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    SolemnSerpent

    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    The doujinshi proved to be such an anomaly that the Matrix started to dematerialize behind Kagami.

    [Second place? Amazing!]


    Last edited by Solenm Serpent at 3:03:41 AM CST on January 23, 2011.

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Kagami: This is NOTHING like my scriptures!

    Alternately:

    We've secretly switched this girl's yaoi collection with the complete works of Richard Castle. Let's see if she notices.

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    xlolfishx

    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/23/11 | Reply

    Yaoi, now in pop up books!