the dangers of LCD.

hmm

well butter me up and call me DINNER

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there's always someone.....

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i know captain D's has this shrimpzilla thing happenin... but come on!
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when harry met loydd?
when harry met sally?
when peanut butter met chocolate?
NO!
when shrimp met squid!
[coming to a theatre near you!]
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the sqiud, a graceful hunter. cunning and agile yet fierce and dangerous.... the shrimp, small and not so much else who will win?
-fwoosh- the squid is in persuit!
the shrimp dodges! -whoosh- the squid lunges a tentacle! and misses!
back and forth oh how long will this go on merciful neptune?!

the shrimp swims up the squids siphon!
like a moth under the skin it drives the squid insane!
it tears at its mantle desperatle trying to rid itself of the pest

it dies ripping it's own body to shreds.the shrimp swims away victorious!

then a net swoops in and snares the shrimp.
moral: the shrimp should've cosplayed as a human and LIVVVED!
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Ika: i knew i should've bought the bigger bottle of cocktail sauce at Sam's

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god held a little party upstairs and this little fella was the one that got away

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girl meets girl in shrimp suit

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Ika: n-no! i'm sorrrry if i ate your mother! just don't batter me and fry me like temupra

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Sanae: why are you in MY bed?

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ebi.... ika.... WHERE'S the Kani?!

A Christmas Carol, the Ocean edition. Ika was visited by the shrimp ghost of Christmas past!

hmmm this one might be a little subtle
Sanae: IKA! do you have a guitar?
Or..
Sanae:I pinch!

(its a rock lobster joke)

Oh, look, Shrimp Bizkit...

Ika; (8) Crab people, craaaab people, taste like crab... talk like people (8)

Sanae; Wait... that's from SouthPark... and you're not a crab? -_-'

what is it? a baseball bat?

Somethings you just don't want to see when you wake up after a wild night of partying. This goes for people and squid girls.

Ika: That's it! I am firing my therapist!

Bedtime stories: the kiddies love it when you tell 'em in costume.

OR

This is what happens when you watch a few different Pixar movies too close to bedtime.

Apparently Sanae misheard Ika when she said she didn't have any pr0n in her room.

Oh my I am drawing a blank this week.

Realizing that she was indeed a 'jumbo' shrimp, Sanae's mind shattered once she'd grasped the oxymoron.

Sanae forgot that Halloween was on the 31st of October.

I'd be red-faced too if she wakes up and finds me reaching out that way.

I love the fact that the only times I actually place with the caption battles it's first place >:D

Ika: You know Sanae, that shrimp costume looks more like a centipede.

It was the tale of forbidden love between a Cephalopoda and a Arthropod. A tale that would last only as long as the Cephalopoda could contain it's hunger.

NNM

That Shark Tale Quote would be good right about now.

The Little Mermaid IV: The Revenge of Sebastian's Cousin
--or--
Rule 34 proven in 3...2...

Welcome to the nightmares of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.

You either hunt, or be hunted.

Shrimp girl and squid girl often met like this. Since they were under 18 and the state banned gay marriage anyway, they took Edward's advice and just stare at each other for hours.

Here comes the next Geico commercial...I gotta feeling that somebody's watching me.

This brings a whole new meaning to 'Seefood'.

"Dont try to butter me up"

That's the last time I eat sushi before bed.