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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/16/11 | Reply

    After sustaining multiple bird strikes, Steve Staley finds himself unable to maintain powered flight. With lives on the line, Steve keeps his composure and is attempting a to make a controlled water landing.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/16/11 | Reply

    Naruto: No Way!

    Neji: Believe it B****!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply

    After losing all of his screen time in Naruto Shippuden Neji had no choice left but to jump.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply

    It's okay, guys. He's just hovering over a huge fan. Without wearing any.. safety gear...

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    Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply

    The suspense is killing me!

    [Or am I not allowed to enter a caption for this? )

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply

    Nejis training for the pedo olympics.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/11 | Reply

    @Neko Nana Mode:

    That could be it, or an old episode of Saturday Night Live, either or works for me.

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/11 | Reply

    @Schultzie:

    Season 1 of Dead Like Me.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/11 | Reply

    @Neko Nana Mode:

    Thanks. To be honest though I can briefly recall it from a long time ago, I just cant remember where. Help me out!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply

    This is why there is a main branch and a side branch in the Hyuga clan.

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply

    rrreow!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply

    ok here's a few

    Anime: Defying the Laws of Physics And The Boundaries of Real Life Since Konoha was Founded!

    Night Of The Living Dummy!
    Naruto: Hey!
    narrator: not you!

    neji: rrrrrrrahhhh!
    >thud<
    neji: put down the Hello Kitty limited edition bakeware and noone gets hurt
    lee: -gasp- i had no IDEA!
    neji: ok so i like hello kitty....
    lee: nah not that... we already knew.... you shop IKEA?!

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply

    Little did Neji know that what was stretched out beneath him wasn't a trampoline, but one of Guy-sensei's spandex outfits...

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    Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply

    @Nanao Ise:

    You are welcome:)

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply

    @animegirl171:

    Thank you for enlightening me. ^.^

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible impersonation classes: $23000
    twine to make me to do the stunts from Mission Impossible: $4.99
    Looking like that I have no clue what I am doing: priceless

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    Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    @Nanao Ise:

    He is the voice actor for neji

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    Look ma I can skydive.
    O.O Oh shi... I forgot my parachute!!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    Who is Steve Staley?

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO!
    Once it hits the ground,
    IT'S SCREW'D!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    See, a real pro knows that ninja-snow-angels don't leave foot prints.

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply

    Alright I got the pose down. Can someone turn on the Mission: Impossible music now?

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply

    Steve Staley: We can dance if we wanna... We can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply

    Neji wanted to see how many poses he could come up with before the trampoline broke.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply

    Judging from his hair, he just turned off gravity. Judging from his expression, he's about to turn off the lights.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply

    @schultzie I know. Weird. :3

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    Redeemed (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply

    Let's see if it's true: Do ninjas always land on their feet? 5 seconds before we find out...

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Steve Staley: Going against the laws of motion. He's defying gravity-just look at that hair!!!

    ---

    Funny how I'm learning this in Physics, XD

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    @MaraNekoyasha13:

    Im surprised that SomeGuy didnt use that one in the headline.

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Ninja Impossible.

    Or

    Below him is a large pit of cute, vicious bunnies.

    NNM

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    @Schultzie:

    Nice reference

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    Guru's Chosen | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Surprise sex: A combination of maneuverability,improvisation and skilled execution

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    Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    A girl told him that he shines,
    so he thought of getting a job as a light bulb.

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    "Kids, watch very carefully: this position is called the Flying Tiger. Now it's your turn!"

    ~S.G~

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Yeah I'm freeeee. Do do do. Free falling!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Today in the Free Fall Simulator, we will look at the differences between proper and improper protection from windburn. Notice right away the loss of one's pupils from not wearing goggles.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    @Hisaishi:

    Yar, the Spiderman play is on its 4th or 5th back-up spider now. I want see it before they run out. With 65 million dollars sunk into it and risk of serious injuries, how can it not be good?

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Spider Ninja, Spider Ninja, does whatever a Spider Ninja does.

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    News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Neji jumped off the building, attempting to save another helpless citizen. Little did he know his harness had snapped, leaving him with a three-story drop.

    Thus, the Spiderman broadway show maimed again.
    --or--
    Those Nazis think their so damn smart, hiding the swastikas on their new plane models.


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 7:45:29 PM CST on January 14, 2011.

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply

    Nice try, Mr. Staley, but you already missed the Superman auditions.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    Neji, World's greatest mime.


    Last edited by xfishyx at 8:40:59 PM CST on January 10, 2011.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    They say Kankuro is a puppet master. So if he's controlling Neji... Did I just hear yaoi?

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    Neji: Come on, Elliot; let's show Naruto my new "Invisible Dragon" technique!

    OR, in the same vein:

    This spring... Pete's Dragon 2: Crouching Ninja, Invisible Dragon

    AND, just thought of one more:

    It looks like they'll be bandaging the other side after all.

    (Also, yayz for second place! ^_^ Glad the DBZ Abridged reference was well-received.)


    Last edited by CelestialSushi at 9:18:10 PM CST on January 9, 2011.

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    After realizing he forgot his parachute, Neji went spread-eagle and prayed for a soft landing.

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    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    One small step for destiny, one giant leap for Neji-kind.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    I CAN HAS KUNAIBURGER?

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    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    neji found his prey and is pouncing to attack

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    This was actually the leadup to an intense yaoi fight scene.

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    Neji wanted to find out if cats really do land on their feet by reinacting the situation.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    I placed two weeks in a row, nice.

    Falling is the easy part, its the landing that gets tricky.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    Neji is about to discover why reenacting scenes from Mission: Impossible without a tether is far less impressive in practice than it is on paper.

    Alternately:

    Only a Hyuuga can whip everything but his hair back and forth.

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    Ceiling ninja is watching you...


    Bazinga!

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    Otakuite | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply

    catman gets excited and hides excitement with anger