After sustaining multiple bird strikes, Steve Staley finds himself unable to maintain powered flight. With lives on the line, Steve keeps his composure and is attempting a to make a controlled water landing.
Anime: Defying the Laws of Physics And The Boundaries of Real Life Since Konoha was Founded!
Night Of The Living Dummy!
Naruto: Hey!
narrator: not you!
neji: rrrrrrrahhhh!
>thud<
neji: put down the Hello Kitty limited edition bakeware and noone gets hurt
lee: -gasp- i had no IDEA!
neji: ok so i like hello kitty....
lee: nah not that... we already knew.... you shop IKEA?!
Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible impersonation classes: $23000
twine to make me to do the stunts from Mission Impossible: $4.99
Looking like that I have no clue what I am doing: priceless
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply
Steve Staley: We can dance if we wanna... We can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine!
Today in the Free Fall Simulator, we will look at the differences between proper and improper protection from windburn. Notice right away the loss of one's pupils from not wearing goggles.
Yar, the Spiderman play is on its 4th or 5th back-up spider now. I want see it before they run out. With 65 million dollars sunk into it and risk of serious injuries, how can it not be good?
Neji jumped off the building, attempting to save another helpless citizen. Little did he know his harness had snapped, leaving him with a three-story drop.
Thus, the Spiderman broadway show maimed again.
--or--
Those Nazis think their so damn smart, hiding the swastikas on their new plane models.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 7:45:29 PM CST on January 14, 2011.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/16/11 | Reply
After sustaining multiple bird strikes, Steve Staley finds himself unable to maintain powered flight. With lives on the line, Steve keeps his composure and is attempting a to make a controlled water landing.
pedegg
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/16/11 | Reply
Naruto: No Way!
Neji: Believe it B****!
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply
After losing all of his screen time in Naruto Shippuden Neji had no choice left but to jump.
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply
It's okay, guys. He's just hovering over a huge fan. Without wearing any.. safety gear...
PheonixFox
Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply
The suspense is killing me!
[Or am I not allowed to enter a caption for this? )
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/15/11 | Reply
Nejis training for the pedo olympics.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/11 | Reply
@Neko Nana Mode:
That could be it, or an old episode of Saturday Night Live, either or works for me.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/11 | Reply
@Schultzie:
Season 1 of Dead Like Me.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/11 | Reply
@Neko Nana Mode:
Thanks. To be honest though I can briefly recall it from a long time ago, I just cant remember where. Help me out!
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply
This is why there is a main branch and a side branch in the Hyuga clan.
kiltlove
Otakuite | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply
rrreow!
renjifangirl18
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply
ok here's a few
Anime: Defying the Laws of Physics And The Boundaries of Real Life Since Konoha was Founded!
Night Of The Living Dummy!
Naruto: Hey!
narrator: not you!
neji: rrrrrrrahhhh!
>thud<
neji: put down the Hello Kitty limited edition bakeware and noone gets hurt
lee: -gasp- i had no IDEA!
neji: ok so i like hello kitty....
lee: nah not that... we already knew.... you shop IKEA?!
RinKurosaki
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply
Little did Neji know that what was stretched out beneath him wasn't a trampoline, but one of Guy-sensei's spandex outfits...
animegirl171
Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply
@Nanao Ise:
You are welcome:)
Nanao Ise
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/13/11 | Reply
@animegirl171:
Thank you for enlightening me. ^.^
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible impersonation classes: $23000
twine to make me to do the stunts from Mission Impossible: $4.99
Looking like that I have no clue what I am doing: priceless
animegirl171
Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
@Nanao Ise:
He is the voice actor for neji
Nanao Ise
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
Look ma I can skydive.
O.O Oh shi... I forgot my parachute!!
Nanao Ise
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
Who is Steve Staley?
64oldman
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! NO!
Once it hits the ground,
IT'S SCREW'D!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
See, a real pro knows that ninja-snow-angels don't leave foot prints.
loyal yakul
Otakuite | Posted 01/12/11 | Reply
Alright I got the pose down. Can someone turn on the Mission: Impossible music now?
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply
Steve Staley: We can dance if we wanna... We can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine!
Sora-Mage
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply
Neji wanted to see how many poses he could come up with before the trampoline broke.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply
Judging from his hair, he just turned off gravity. Judging from his expression, he's about to turn off the lights.
MaraNekoyasha13
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply
@schultzie I know. Weird. :3
twilight samurai
Redeemed (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/11/11 | Reply
Let's see if it's true: Do ninjas always land on their feet? 5 seconds before we find out...
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Steve Staley: Going against the laws of motion. He's defying gravity-just look at that hair!!!
---
Funny how I'm learning this in Physics, XD
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
@MaraNekoyasha13:
Im surprised that SomeGuy didnt use that one in the headline.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Ninja Impossible.
Or
Below him is a large pit of cute, vicious bunnies.
NNM
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
@Schultzie:
Nice reference
SRV
Guru's Chosen | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Surprise sex: A combination of maneuverability,improvisation and skilled execution
animegirl171
Mind Reader (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
A girl told him that he shines,
so he thought of getting a job as a light bulb.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
"Kids, watch very carefully: this position is called the Flying Tiger. Now it's your turn!"
~S.G~
MaraNekoyasha13
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Yeah I'm freeeee. Do do do. Free falling!
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Today in the Free Fall Simulator, we will look at the differences between proper and improper protection from windburn. Notice right away the loss of one's pupils from not wearing goggles.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
@Hisaishi:
Yar, the Spiderman play is on its 4th or 5th back-up spider now. I want see it before they run out. With 65 million dollars sunk into it and risk of serious injuries, how can it not be good?
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Spider Ninja, Spider Ninja, does whatever a Spider Ninja does.
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Neji jumped off the building, attempting to save another helpless citizen. Little did he know his harness had snapped, leaving him with a three-story drop.
Thus, the Spiderman broadway show maimed again.
--or--
Those Nazis think their so damn smart, hiding the swastikas on their new plane models.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 7:45:29 PM CST on January 14, 2011.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/10/11 | Reply
Nice try, Mr. Staley, but you already missed the Superman auditions.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
Neji, World's greatest mime.
Last edited by xfishyx at 8:40:59 PM CST on January 10, 2011.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
They say Kankuro is a puppet master. So if he's controlling Neji... Did I just hear yaoi?
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
Neji: Come on, Elliot; let's show Naruto my new "Invisible Dragon" technique!
OR, in the same vein:
This spring... Pete's Dragon 2: Crouching Ninja, Invisible Dragon
AND, just thought of one more:
It looks like they'll be bandaging the other side after all.
(Also, yayz for second place! ^_^ Glad the DBZ Abridged reference was well-received.)
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 9:18:10 PM CST on January 9, 2011.
thedragonlordd
Otakuite | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
After realizing he forgot his parachute, Neji went spread-eagle and prayed for a soft landing.
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
One small step for destiny, one giant leap for Neji-kind.
Heley
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
I CAN HAS KUNAIBURGER?
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
neji found his prey and is pouncing to attack
Allamorph
Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
This was actually the leadup to an intense yaoi fight scene.
tigergal43
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
Neji wanted to find out if cats really do land on their feet by reinacting the situation.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
I placed two weeks in a row, nice.
Falling is the easy part, its the landing that gets tricky.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
Neji is about to discover why reenacting scenes from Mission: Impossible without a tether is far less impressive in practice than it is on paper.
Alternately:
Only a Hyuuga can whip everything but his hair back and forth.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
Ceiling ninja is watching you...
Bazinga!
Medista
Otakuite | Posted 01/09/11 | Reply
catman gets excited and hides excitement with anger