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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 12/05/10 | Reply

    eggs, booze and cigarettes are the breakfsat of bounty hunters

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 12/04/10 | Reply

    Skipping out on the filler seems like a simple enough task, but asking "why do they even bother putting it in there in the first place?" boggles the sleep deprived mind.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 11:42:59 PM CST on December 4, 2010.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 12/02/10 | Reply

    Ryan: Come on, the bar's closing, we need to go!

    Spike: Just one more drink, please?!

    Ryan: But you've had so many drinks today, that we're broke!

    Spike: I know... that's why i want a drink...


    Last edited by yoshi6590 at 7:19:49 PM CST on December 2, 2010.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 12/01/10 | Reply

    This is Spike's reaction when he heard that he dies at the end of the series.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 12/01/10 | Reply

    As Stev Blum finishes making what he needs to prepare his voice to fill in for a certain voice actor, the only thing that's running through his mind is:
    "God, why did it have to be Vic?"

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 12/01/10 | Reply

    Spike: ...And now Leslie Nielsen is dead! Man, I picked the wrong week to quit smoking egg whites.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 12/01/10 | Reply

    (Another harry potter/Macbeth one)
    Double Double toil and trouble, cauldron burning bubble bubble Something wicked this way comes! *explosion*

    -
    *is shot*

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/30/10 | Reply

    What can he say? It sounded like a good idea at the time.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/10 | Reply

    Spike's dream was to become a bartender. Unfortunately he failed the "create your own mix" test... horribly.


    Last edited by batosai33 at 7:13:33 PM CST on November 30, 2010.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/30/10 | Reply

    And that's when he started his drinking problem.

    (Airplane reference anyone?)

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/30/10 | Reply

    Cigar-egges! Newest hang-over cure from Pfizer.
    ~May cause dizziness, blurred vision, loss of inhibitions and vomiting. Do not take while driving or operating heavy machinery...


    Laugh Often

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/30/10 | Reply

    hnnn.....

    spike: ok where did i put that damned lighter.....?

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/30/10 | Reply

    Lessee if I drop this here egg on these here cigarettes then possibly we may have almost all the ingredients to make a unicorn......or an explosion...I'm not-hic-sure which.

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    Pikachu Lover (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/10 | Reply

    EPIC FAIL

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/29/10 | Reply

    Sometimes you want to go where nobody knows your name. Especially if you're drunk.


    Last edited by CelestialSushi at 3:37:13 PM CST on November 29, 2010.

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/29/10 | Reply

    Spikes is making a pick-me-up to counter that hang-over he got from all the drinking he did after finding out Keanu Reeves is playing him in the live-action movie

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    @twilight samurai:

    thank you very much

    -7thEvaChild

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Alcohol: Putting out cigarettes at the expense of baby chickens since... uhhh... why did I?

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Isn't this supposed to be a FAMILY establishment?


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Man, those "quit smoking" and "quit drinking" commercials just keep getting weirder and weirder...

    And another one just for the fun of it:

    I guess Black Friday hit Spike a little too hard.

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    Redeemed (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    @7thEvaChild:

    Lol I like this one!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    -and if this (suspicious-looking) "miracle" home-remedy doesn't cure ya, there's always this "magical" alcohol!

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Running out of egg-nog asks for desperate measures... Extremely desperate.

    ~S.G~

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    This is how you get high in space.


    Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 5:09:08 PM CST on November 28, 2010.

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    JMusicGuru (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    The Intelligent Drunk: Preparing for the massive hangover he knows he's going to have to endure the next morning.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Awww man, I was in the Harry Potter spirit :T Way to put me down </3
    xD

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Overworked salaryman + Alcoholic beverages + Bar television on Cooking Channel + Unassuming bar patrons = Someone spending the weekend at home with food poisoning.

    OR

    You know the customers are bad when they drive the bartender to drink... among other things.

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    This is the last time Spike stays up with Ryan and Esposito to watch Castle re-runs and drink an uncountable number of alcoholic drinks.

    And they don't even have the cortesy to make him breakfast!!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Whenever Spike gets drunk, he starts imitating 30 minute meal reruns.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Remember kids: don't drink and fry.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Oh! I saw this on that food chemistry show! It turns out that the concoction being made here really doesn't work for hangovers!

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Spike is just a really big Rocky fan, you know. Its not THAT weird.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Spike can forget about hatching that Baby Yoshi.

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    (A drunken Spike slurs): A-and for my n-next trick.. w-w-whats inside of t-this bottle!? -hic-

    -7thEvaChild

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    To help lose the extra weight he gained over the holidays, Spike tried a new fad diet.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Spike's cooking isn't what it's all cracked up to be!

    (Bad pun no jutsu!!!)

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/28/10 | Reply

    Cigarette and Egg White Casserole: Because when you complain about Jet's cooking, Ed gets to be chef for the rest of the week.