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    KeenHavoc

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/12/10 | Reply

    On the left we see a congressman with the desired amount of pork that he wants to get out of any given bill,
    and on the right is the sexy Line-Item Veto of death.
    Any questions?


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 10:41:22 PM CST on November 12, 2010.

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    Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/11/10 | Reply

    Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

    ***
    Oh and just because Ace thinks it should happen...

    It is a Japanese dating sim. Something has got to get beaten.


    Last edited by Neko Nana Mode at 11:12:49 PM CST on November 11, 2010.

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    Grayfire

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/11/10 | Reply

    Rachel was not having a good day. She decided to go to the gym to burn off some steam. Regular volleyball was not helping, so she imagined someone who really ticked her off to practice hitting the ball at. Of course, she was also hungry (most girls are nowadays) so her imagination kinda got carried away...


    Last edited by Grayfire at 2:20:45 AM CST on November 11, 2010.

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/09/10 | Reply

    Rachel: "What did you say about my mother's cooking?!"

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    Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/09/10 | Reply

    There is no glory in hogging the ham.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 11/08/10 | Reply

    A popular past time of the Japanese:
    The tossing of Frenchmen at giant pieces of meat.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/08/10 | Reply

    Rachel:IM THE BIG HAM AROUND HERE!

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    wuzzle320

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 11/08/10 | Reply

    She don’t eat meat, but she sure like...
    braining carnivores with a volley ball.


    Laugh Often

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/08/10 | Reply

    I don't wanna be around for her reaction to Keima's 'potatos or stuffing' decision.

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    1dev13

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/08/10 | Reply

    Keima has just developed a new software program called LifeShop. Looks like it's not going over too well with the ladies...

    Or:

    Man, those turkeys just keep getting bigger and bigger...


    Last edited by 1dev13 at 7:40:46 AM CST on November 8, 2010.

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    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    If the punishment should fit the crime, do we want to know what Keima did?

    OR

    In America, we have laws about cruel and unusual punishment. In anime, well... that's a different story.

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    akari yasutora

    Senior Otaku | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    This is why we don't let men and women compete against each other in the olympics.

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    Rageon

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    It's a ham-bush!

    No one is going to get that, but I had to.


    Last edited by Rageon at 5:13:00 PM CST on November 7, 2010.

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    Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    An average day at the McDonald's McRib secret laboratory.

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    Otakuite | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    what a porker

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    Timcanpy14

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Rachel: That Argentinosaurus leg is mine!

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    kyouyarenge

    Grand Otaku | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    The sports that they cross for P.E... I just never considered eating contests to be sports...

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    TheDarkAngel

    Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    So, this is what happened to the parts of Lady Gaga's dress when she was done with it... who knew?


    And, then... I met you.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Also does anyone else notice rachel's hand looks like its going into that one girls bottoms? Hence the reason the blonde's knees are together like that.

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    MaraNekoyasha13

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    And the blonde in the backround is ignored....thanks to the huge ham, the guy eating the huge ham...and the volleyball player.

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    CelestialSushi

    Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    They seem to take the "No Food in the Gym" rule very seriously there.


    Last edited by CelestialSushi at 4:20:08 PM CST on November 7, 2010.

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    FaithlessFighter

    Otaku Legend | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Thats what happens when you let a woman play sports.

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    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    uh oh... you can't see her eyes.... that's NEVER a good sign....

    -7thEvaChild

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    divisionten

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Another entry (and only one word!):

    Calvinball.


    Last edited by divisionten at 7:10:14 AM CST on November 7, 2010.


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Rachel got the wrong idea when Keima said he was checking out her thighs.

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    The end result of too much multitasking, ladies and gentlemen.

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    divisionten

    Otakuite++ | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Rachael: Seriously? It didn't hurt THAT much! Stop being such a big ham!


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 11/07/10 | Reply

    Alright, sudden surge of "beat the meat" puns in 3... 2... 1....


    Last edited by Ace at 2:00:20 AM CST on November 7, 2010.