Another go!

It's times like these you wish you were home schooled.

Mikuru: All I need is about 142,680 more of these before I can fly--I've seen Mythbusters too, you know.

OR

Yuki: You're going to need a bigger knife.

pokemon is just getting uncreative now

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

@Grayfire:

Thank you! It's great that I made at least one person laugh :)

When life gives you lemons make pumpkin pie.

@akari yasutora:

I just about died laughing when I read that. You caught me off guard big time.

Yuki Godmother: Mikurella, that's supposed to be your carriage. Put it on the ground before it squashes you.

YES! I LOVE HARUHI-CHAN!

For Halloween, Haruhi decided forced that Mikuru will dress up as a pumpkin. Mikuru is overwhelmed with joy, for she hates wearing some other costumes such as Santa, or the classic "Bunny-girl". Yuki stares blankly into space, while Itsuki and Haruhi smile happily. Kyon must be really upset...

Mikuru: You know what, guys? Next year we're painting pumpkins.

Mikuru: "See, this is what the english call the headless horseman!"

Yuki: "I dont get it.."

Forget the girl with the pumpkin on her head, is that a giant frog in the background?!

Fact: If you eat pumpkin seeds, you'll grow a pumpkin on your head.

Yuki: Where did you get that pumpkin on your head?
Mikuru: Oh this? It's a tumor.

Mikuru: Who wants to find out if there's an alien in this pumpkin?

@FaithlessFighter:

DISLIKE D:
*shot*
xD

now tht is how u make carving a pumpkin extreme sport
u put it on ur head

After their first failed attempt at film making, the Haruhi gang were forced to decided to do a remake of the horror flick Pumpkinhead.

I always thought that you were suppose to balance a book on your head to be a princess... Well, I guess even princesses get in the Halloween spirit.

These crazy kids and their giant bun hairstyles.

To say that this show is out of its gourd would be a bit redundant, right?

Yuki: Ok, Here're the rules. Throw the knives into a pattern to make a Jack-O-Lantern on Mikuru's head. If you throw a knife and it kills Mikuru, you lose. However, if it somehow takes a turn and kills Kyon, you win.

@Shinmaru:

Dammit, I was going to go with a William Tell one. Damn you!

Yuki:I think Sasuke Uchiha might be gay
Mikuru:Yeah right. If Sasuke is gay then theres a pumpkin on my head.

After some 'pumpkin lesson':
Mikuru: So, any questions?
StudentA: May I just cut it simple and decorate them in my mouth?
Yuki: ...
Mikuru: 0_0 *speechless*

I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a chibi with a pumpkin on her head.

Yuki: I hope you realize I'll need a stepstool to carve that thing.

Mikuru: . . . . .

Mikuru has this weird ritual every Halloween where she has other people carve her pumpkins William Tell-style.

Cosplaying the Great Pumpkin--you're doing it wrong.