What is scaring Ichigo is not the creepy, obviously not French guy with a French mustache in an awkward position on top of him. What scares him is the PedoBear behind the camera.
Won't win because of plagiarism, but I had to put it down
Ichigo: Tessai... Why did you kiss my ear?
Tessai: Why are you holding my hand?
Ichigo: Where's your other hand?
Tessai: Between two pillows...
Ichigo: Those aren't pillows!
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 10/17/10 | Reply
How to decrease teenage alcoholism:
Last edited by Solenm Serpent at 3:52:18 AM CDT on October 17, 2010.
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/16/10 | Reply
Rule 34 strikes again... and the fangirls rejoice.
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/16/10 | Reply
GETSUGAY TENSHO!
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/16/10 | Reply
Two guys one mustache.
Last edited by xfishyx at 7:30:48 AM CDT on October 16, 2010.
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/14/10 | Reply
Tessai (As a narrator.): All the orange haired shinigami and their zanpakutos will shout "Save us!" And ill look down, and whisper "No."
Yoji~
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 10/14/10 | Reply
No matter how disturbing this screencap is, you can bet there's a fanfic for it.
Silver Mech
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/14/10 | Reply
It's like sex with a diglett. You don't want to, but it's gonna happen.
Keba Si Rota
Don't Forget 3 Oct (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/14/10 | Reply
I will take this handlebar mustache... AND EAT IT!
Sorry. That was the best I could think up.
Call it karma. Call it luck. Me, I just don't give a... BOUNCE!
rawbroccolieater
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/13/10 | Reply
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
luffysister
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/13/10 | Reply
Ichigo realized, to late, what he was getting into when he asked the question, "What is yaoi?"
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/13/10 | Reply
Chilean miner number 14: ¡Ah! ¡La luz...se quema! (Translation: Ah! The light...it burns!)
Yes, I'm that cruel.
CirceNoir
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/12/10 | Reply
Tessui: is there something on my face?
or a different caption-
Jhonny: What the heck did I drink last night..
Timcanpy14
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/12/10 | Reply
Ichigo: "What the heck did you do to your glasses?!"
Last edited by Timcanpy14 at 11:04:48 PM CDT on October 12, 2010.
frfry
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/12/10 | Reply
"Stop fighting our love."
"get him off me"
Allie Elric
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/12/10 | Reply
''another photoshoped pic from yaoi fangirl.''
NekoNami99
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/12/10 | Reply
just open a liiiiitle wider.
ok, there we go, there's your soul!
Micklex
Otakuite | Posted 10/12/10 | Reply
"Hey, want to make strawberry shortcake? We had cherry pie last night."
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
Tessai: Well, there's your problem.
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
What is scaring Ichigo is not the creepy, obviously not French guy with a French mustache in an awkward position on top of him. What scares him is the PedoBear behind the camera.
wuzzle320
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
Although the beast has his pray pinned, the pray attempts escape by inhaling the beast's garish mustache...
Laugh Often
amandaxthomas
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
((And yet another..))
Ichigo had been watching wayy to much Dane Cook and sniffed the smelly black marker. Proveing that you really do see Jesus's eyes while on that stuff.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
Clearly, the honeymoon is over.
amandaxthomas
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
((Another one!))
The Grudge 3: Bleach Style.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
After seeing the Ultra Deleted Scenes from the latest Aliens movie, Urahara decided they were better off unseen.
thedragonlordd
Otakuite | Posted 10/11/10 | Reply
Don't worry, I know CPR!
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
First the Bount arc, then the New Captain Shūsuke Amagai arc, now.... this. Bleach really needs to stick to the manga more.
SaigasEye
Otakuite | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Won't win because of plagiarism, but I had to put it down
Ichigo: Tessai... Why did you kiss my ear?
Tessai: Why are you holding my hand?
Ichigo: Where's your other hand?
Tessai: Between two pillows...
Ichigo: Those aren't pillows!
Actual submission:
Surprise frontsechs!
amandaxthomas
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
On the all new Paranormal State.......
((Sorry had to do it.XD))
sesshocalm
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Plastic surgery doesn't always go the way you planned....
captainofsquad10
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Step 1: Get Tessai off!
A flustered Ichigo: BEHOLD! The POWER of morning breath!!!
Captain Hitsugaya
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Human Centipede: Anime style.
((OTL that movie was nasty))
SomeGuy
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Oops! It occurs to me I typoed the names this week!
His name is Tessai Tsukabishi.
Everyone below who typed "Tessi", my bad.
Last edited by SomeGuy at 3:39:06 PM CDT on October 10, 2010.
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
(Also, funniest thing about last week's caption... I know what more than half of those weird chemicals were. Yay, biology major! :D)
Another caption:
Tessi once tried being a dentist. Let's just leave it at it didn't work out too well with the first patient...
Sakura Irving
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
There was a spider on Tessi's face.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Tessai: Hit those high notes, boy!
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 7:06:40 PM CDT on October 10, 2010.
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Tessai: I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake...
OR
Let's face it; alarm clocks just don't work for Ichigo anymore.
OR
Door-to-door salesmen are really in-your-face nowadays...
(And the first one's lyrics are adapted from "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", just to cite my reference.)
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 5:44:16 PM CDT on October 10, 2010.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Not the response Tessai was looking for when he asked Ichigo "What do you think of my nose job?"
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Ichigo: "OI! You're invading my personal bubble!"
~S.G~
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
@xlolfishx:
Your winning caption had me giggling for at least a minuteXD It's brilliant! (I didn't even have to use Google for that...:P)
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Don't know if I can caption this but..."TWO MEN IN A TRUCK!"
or...
"YOUR FACE IS TOO CLOSE!"
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
And the dentist didnt even have to say, "open wide, say AAAAHHHH!!!"
-7thEvaChild
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
Tessi prepped the patient for the tonsillectomy.
Bazinga!
HanakoAnimeaddict
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
This is not an entry, but I noticed something. The guy on the bottom is Ichigo, voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch. Unless you wanted that...
~Abyss
Last edited by HanakoAnimeaddict at 4:02:52 AM CDT on October 10, 2010.
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/10 | Reply
(I had to google it to make the joke~!)
And now for my caption:
Those body pillows are just getting weirder and weirder.