contingency plan: this'll work! i swear!

@LMAO:

You have the best username ; O;

You must be this tall to use the force.

Ed: Gimme back my cookie >[

Pretty much any quote from Scarface.

GUY: THIS IS ANGUISH!
AL: NO THIS IS SPARTA!
GUY: ACTUALLY THIS IS ONE PEICE!
ED: WILL YOU ALL SHUT IT! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS IS FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!
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Yeah I had to go all CardGamesFTW all you all. It's cause I'm awsome. I do hope this wins....
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Omigosh its a ninja!

I AM MEW MEW ACAI! HEAR ME ROAR!

The comments are acting up I can only read about 10 of them!
(I hope posting this will clear it up)

This man is willing to pull those prison bars apart... for a Klondike Bar.

(For some reason, I can't see any other comments past the thing about Guile's theme not going with the picture... is anyone else having this problem? Please note that if you answer me in here, I won't be able to see it unless it gets fixed)

Judging by his face, the prisoner just transmuted Alanine, Arginine, Ascorbic acid, Allantoin, Amino acids, Bicarbonate, Biotin, Calcium, Creatinine, Cystine, DHEA, Dopamine, Epinephrine, Folic acid, Glucose, Glutamic acid, Glycine, Inositol, Iodine, Iron, Lysine, Magnesium, Manganese, Melatonin, Methionine, Nitrogen, Ornithane, Pantothenic acid, Phenylalaline, Phosphorus, Potassium, Proteins, Riboflavin, Tryptophan, Tyrosine, Urea, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, and Zinc in his pants.

Might as well try:

Ed: Whoops! Sorry pal, I didn't mean to hit the bars that hard. ^^"

And you though that being a Pedobear mascot was fun.

Thief: don't shoot me!
Ed: moron doesn't know I'm holding the wrong side. FAIL.

They didn't even ask me any questions...

Cheap, I know, but I'm at a loss.

A cage, a suit of armor, or a shrimp.... so many choices.

yeah i can't come up with anything :'(

[pretty much any (memorable) quote from Scarface]

And yes, that is my caption

Ed: now, you're going to eat this shoe, or you and my buddy here are going to have to have a little talk

*fail*

Ed: Alright, buddy! We know you're a central figure in the Xingese smuggling ring we've been hunting down for months. So here's the deal. You can start naming names and this can all end pleasantly for you, or you can follow me into the next room where we'll tie you down, tape your eyelids open and make you watch this VHS copy of Meet the Spartans for the next sixteen hours.

If the rumours about jail are true, may all of Shamballa be with him.

-Nicky

The guy in the cave was originally cosplaying Naruto. Unfortunately, Ed thought he said "Bulimic!" when the guy pointed at him...

Little did Ed realize that he wouldn't need that gun; the Sea Prism Stone prison bars had begun to take effect.

OR

Al's a really patient guy; I don't know if I'd let Ed taunt the prisoner with MY chocolate bar.

"Prisoner": This is madness!
Ed: Madness?! THIS IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!
Al: ... Have we learned never to make fun of the protagonist?

looks like elric's getting a little serious about the whole short joke thing...

With the advent of an animated adaption of Supernatural in the works, Fox felt pressured to try their own animated adaptation. Sadly, Prison Break wasn't up to the task.

Ed: C'mon, all the cool prisoners are doing it...

Ed: Gimme back my cookie.

"Prisoner": THIS IS MADNESS!
Ed: Madness?! THIS IS FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!
Al: ... Have you learned to never make fun of the protagonist?

Huh, I guess the less I try on these things, the more I shall succeed... XD Anywho...

My sensors indicate that this might not go with Guile's theme. Sorry, SomeGuy.

It appears Adam chose the wrong people to call his "bebies".

I don't think anyone under 5 feet tall should play with guns. I don't care if he is a state alchemist. I'd feel safer if Alphonse had it. (Even though he's a year younger. )

Love the Haruhi reference, XD

But to the caption:

Edward: If you don't comply, you can say good bye to your little friend...*evil grin*

And suddenly, he realized the dire consequences of uttering that word in the presence of Edward Elric.

Fullmetal Prison Guards. The new reality series premiering this fall on Spike TV.