Ever wanted to kill someone, but afraid you might get caught? Well then why don't you come down to ASSASSINS "R" US! We kill people the old fashioned way, with a humongous marlin name Renfield! This way, everyone will think was just a random accident that a big marlin dropped out of the sky and killed someone!
So why not hire us now with 10 monthly payments of $10,000~!
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
Before Lucy dies during this song?
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Mina: The victim was found about five hours ago by her first mate. Cause of death was likely blood loss brought about by this marlin piercing her abdominal aorta.
Cat: Looks like she's... *Puts on sunglasses* The catch of the day.
I'd be less concerned about the fish,and more concerned about why her blood is black.No matter the answer the outcome is probably best,she coulda been a witch.
Poyongluv
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/11/10 | Reply
Okay, So marlin sword fights wasnt my best idea.. What about extreme jousting?
Last edited by Poyongluv at 10:29:24 PM CDT on July 11, 2010.
Poyongluv
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/11/10 | Reply
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/10/10 | Reply
Because regular darts wasn't dangerous enough.
Mello4eva
Otakuite | Posted 07/10/10 | Reply
When they tell you not to treat poisonous snake bits yourself, they mean it.
nosheep13
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/09/10 | Reply
ASSASSINS "R" US
Ever wanted to kill someone, but afraid you might get caught? Well then why don't you come down to ASSASSINS "R" US! We kill people the old fashioned way, with a humongous marlin name Renfield! This way, everyone will think was just a random accident that a big marlin dropped out of the sky and killed someone!
So why not hire us now with 10 monthly payments of $10,000~!
themakita
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/07/10 | Reply
That was the last time Mina let Lucy borrow her favourite shirt.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/07/10 | Reply
"Hey! You've got your Lucy in my Renfield!"
"Well you've got your Renfield in my Lucy!"
(Old Reese's commercial anyone? :D)
xlolfishx
Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/06/10 | Reply
Renfield went straight to the point...
(Ba dum tish?)
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/06/10 | Reply
A tragic case of death by juxtaposition.
akari yasutora
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/06/10 | Reply
There was a fourth sanin that was supposed to be in Naruto that was a fish sage... And then this happened...
or
Before Yoruichi did Bleach, she was the sidekick of kid detective Mina and helped her stop the crimes of the evil Dr. Renfield.
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/06/10 | Reply
Not enough people realize that what pierces the heavens must someday come back down.
Geishagirl
Otakuite | Posted 07/06/10 | Reply
Marlin: this is payback for eating all my friends . . . (looks at cat) your next.
Mina: at least im a vegetarian...
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/06/10 | Reply
Judging from the burns around the girl's entry wound and blood spatter this fish was killed on impact, not by asphyxiation.
With a cat's keen eye for details, one truth prevails.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 10:46:10 AM CDT on July 9, 2010.
darknessslayer
Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
Cat: (Thinking) THat girl just ruined my lunch.
-darknessslayer
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
And:
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
Before Lucy dies during this song?
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
Here's another one:
Summoning jutsu gone awry.
And oh god, I understand that centipede joke.
I saw the trailer to that movie.
How flippin' disturbing.
gaaragirl911
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
Redneck abortion plan.
Surprise me ;]
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
It appears that Gyo has gone from dead organisms killing people, to random fish that fall from the sky...and kill people.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
In the immortal words of Steve Irwin: 'Crikey.'
lozchan
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
It turns out that the real reason that pregnant women are warned to stay away from marlin and swordfish has nothing to do with their mercury content.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 07/05/10 | Reply
In Soviet Russia, Marlin fishes you
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Mina: The victim was found about five hours ago by her first mate. Cause of death was likely blood loss brought about by this marlin piercing her abdominal aorta.
Cat: Looks like she's... *Puts on sunglasses* The catch of the day.
YEEAAAAAH!!
Yoji~
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Looks like poor Lucy lost The Game.
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
@Ace:
;D I like it.
Mannequin Master
紳士 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
If only she'd used the Vuvuzela..
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
And this is why you don't divide by zero.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Spit out your piece of Stride gum, or we will find you....
somegirl
Bossman's Wife (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
All i can think of is the get smart movie where the swordfish almost goes through the chief's head... kekeke great now i want to watch that movie..
aoneko
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
It seems that candy mountain has gone down hill.....
CelestialSushi
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
This girl was told marlin fishing was illegal in these parts. I guess you could say... she got the point.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
(Aww... Solemn Serpent, you got to the Deadliest Catch joke before me!)
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Lucy in the Library with the Swordfish.
Bazinga!
mizukisanofan
Otakuite+ | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
needless to say, alot can happen when fish want revenge on Britain, but end up somewhere in Japan.
Neko Nana Mode
Cure Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Mina: Lucy, you got some 'spailin' to do!
Or for something less retro:
It was a bad idea to let Renfield spearhead the safety program.
Grayfire
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
The black cat crossed her path...and this is the bad luck that ensued. Bad luck does not always have to make sense.
Schultzie
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
I cant help but imagine the cat thinking that it cant wait for dinner tonight.
Eluria
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
the instructional video for how NOT to fish goes horribly, horribly wrong...
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Cause of death appears to be somewhat fishy but effective and to the point.
Last edited by DemonKingAtticus at 12:46:38 PM CDT on July 4, 2010.
1dev13
Grand Otaku | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Mina: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Lucy: "W-why?"
Renfield: "That's what you get for eating all that tuna!"
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Tonight, on Discovery's Channel's Deadliest Catch: human edition.
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Making Sushi... Yer Doin it Wrong!
thejayster
Senior Otaku | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
In recent days, Yagami Light had become more inventive with his deathnote, to the horror of the general public
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
I cant imagine how this happened, but I bet it was better than any fight on Naruto.
FaithlessFighter
Otaku Legend | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
Lucy:Someone...just cover me in tartar sauce Im through
divisionten
Otakuite++ | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest... Oh, wait- not that drill.
Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
The animals are really mad at BP.There was bound to be casualties.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
I'd be less concerned about the fish,and more concerned about why her blood is black.No matter the answer the outcome is probably best,she coulda been a witch.
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 07/04/10 | Reply
SHOT TO THE KIDNEY
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
BABY YOU GIVE DEEP SEA FISHING
A BAD NAME