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    Ser Pounce a Lot (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/10 | Reply

    I saw the latest top 100 most beautiful women. There are some who were my girlfriends. It was like pokemon to me for a while, I had to have them all.

    (comment edited to mild language :P)


    I may not be smart enough to do anything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ;p

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/07/10 | Reply

    Ash:What do you mean L dies?

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/07/10 | Reply

    It looks like Ash really caught em' all; unfortunately, they were venereal diseases.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/07/10 | Reply

    Ash is mourning the death of Dubbed Anime. DAMN YOU FUNIMATION!


    Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 7:52:04 PM EDT on May 7, 2010.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/06/10 | Reply

    Ash: Hey, guys? I really gotta go...
    Misty: Now??? But the show's about to start!
    Brock: I can't believe you'd actually miss Pokémon!

    This is my first time, so go easy on me! XD


    Last edited by superkawaiineko at 9:37:07 PM EDT on May 6, 2010.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/06/10 | Reply

    Last time, our trio was stopped in Arizona while journeying across the vast "Usa" region. While the officer checks Brock's papers, Ash suddenly remembers what he left behind back in Pallet Town. How are our heroes going to make it out of this one?


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 9:03:58 PM EDT on May 6, 2010.

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/06/10 | Reply

    Ash: When they said "Gotta Catch Em All", I didn't think they meant diseases too. Thanks Misty!
    Misty: We get one night without Brock and this turns out to be my fault?
    Brock: Am I related to a Snorlax? Hmmmmm....

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/06/10 | Reply

    Ash just found out that he is the the weakest link

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/05/10 | Reply

    Why did Batou have to die?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/05/10 | Reply

    Ash: Did I rlly mistake pikachu for a female?
    Brock: Idk... I never rlly open my eyes..
    Misty: This is gunna dent your relationship... better get the pokeblocks..

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    Otakuite | Posted 05/05/10 | Reply

    and the father is....

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/05/10 | Reply

    there... aren't...any....muffins left....

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/05/10 | Reply

    (Another one)

    Foe used terminal disease. It's super effective!

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/04/10 | Reply

    It is troubling, isn't it? How many characters in this show have wild unruly hair? Veronica even seems a little self conscience. Not to worry, I hear shaved heads get some attention.

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    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/04/10 | Reply

    the doctor is about to tell them whether ashe is going to be a parent.
    Ashe is pondering of exactly how he got pregnant.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/03/10 | Reply

    Ash, the deja vu you've been experiencing can only be described as a re-run.
    A re-run happens when your network cannot make any new episodes so you experience it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

    Phew!

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/03/10 | Reply

    On the next episode of Generally Pokemon Hospital, Ash has just been told that Pikachu crashed a car, spent several days in a coma, and has now woken up with amnesia.


    Bazinga!

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    White Rabbit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/03/10 | Reply

    Ash: If I don't eat my hat Primepe will steal it again. Guess I gotta eat it. *Eats hat*

    -Tenshi

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/03/10 | Reply

    Veronica is waiting for the test results to see if she has HIV. Rachael is worried for her friend while Eric doesnt want Veronica to blame him for being positive afterwards.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Misty: "Uh...guys? You okay? You look a bit frozen."

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY TOOK SECOND ON THAT ONE!!!!! *exclamation of joy* okay, now for this weeks failure...

    Why does misty look worried? Well, I think anyone would be if your friend took their hat to the hospital, went emo, and brought it roses all because their hat got trampled by a tauros.

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    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Y'know, when you look at this shot, Ash looks like a young L. Reasonably speaking then, this makes Brock Light and Misty Misa and holy crap, we are in a lot of trouble.

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    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    I will catch 'em all, dattebayo!

    ~S.G~

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    Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Rehab session after 4kids nabbed their rights again and bribed them with the promise of newer, younger voice actors.

    Pikachu was not available at the time. However, it's said he's slipped into depression and gained more weight, giving new meaning to the term "Thunder Thighs".


    And, then... I met you.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Of course there is no situation in which thunderbolt isnt super effective except for when War Greymon is involved.


    Last edited by FaithlessFighter at 12:31:06 AM EDT on May 9, 2010.

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Hat hair: emphasising the mullet since 1997.

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    No.1
    Ash: Are you sure? Is there no way to stop it?

    Jenny: I'm sorry ash that is how your voice will sound in later seasons.

    No.2

    Ash: Blarg those evil 4kids they tricked me again that was no jam donut

    No.3

    Misty: don't worry ash I'm sure pikachu will be fine

    Ash:... yeah .... but what about my comic books


    Last edited by aoneko at 5:51:54 AM EDT on May 2, 2010.

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Veronica: Well, Doc, tell me... can it be cured...?

    Doctor: No... I'm afraid your hair will never be straight. You've used too much gel to go back, now.

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    DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Ash: You really mean? There's no cure?

    Nurse Joy: No, I'm sorry. Brock will never have eyes

    ***
    -- Fail


    I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Nurse Joy: Now Ash, this is perfectly normal for a boy of your age...

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Yay. I'm so happy mine was chosen. :)

    Misty: Ash, you crushed your hat.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/10 | Reply

    Ash receives news that he has been diagnosed with Anime Aging Disorder. He stands in silent, sorrowful contemplation at the realization that ten years from now, he will still be a ten year old boy, perpetually wandering the Earth in a quest to capture every species in a world that discovers 200 more every three years.

    Misty, on the other hand, is now being told that her screentime is terminally ill.


    Last edited by Ace at 2:22:31 AM EDT on May 2, 2010.