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    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/01/10 | Reply

    If the American camera kept asking "Did someone blink?" every time it took your picture, it will eventually come to this.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/30/10 | Reply

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLEACH HAS MORE FANS THAN US! UNBELIEVABLE!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/29/10 | Reply

    Naruto is angry the Cone of Shame(TM) warning was even needed for last week.
    When will they LEARN?

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/29/10 | Reply

    @nosheep13:

    Don't make my mistake! It's "you're."

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/29/10 | Reply

    It looks like Naruto has been misplacing those cigarettes again...

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/29/10 | Reply

    This is what happens when you watch Twilight. And your normal. Even Naruto can't believe how stupid it is.

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    Vagrant AI (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    All glory to the Hypnotoad!

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    Now everyone will Believe It when Naruto says his stare has the intensity of the sun.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    D#!%$ you Sasuke. You got a live action movie. i got nothing.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    Apparently Naruto has just seen "DragonBall Evolution" on DVD.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    naruto shows sauske the honoogan no jutsu as an alternative to cutting himself.
    (i think honoogan is supposed to be fire eye but i am not sure)

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    this is what happens when japanese humor goes WAY too far.

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    (You know I can't stop at one!)

    Putting matches in your eyes evidentally does not keep you awake.

    I just realized that made no sense. Let me try again.

    Putting matches in your eyes evidentally does not keep you awake for the reason you believe it to.


    Last edited by xfishyx at 9:13:58 AM EDT on April 27, 2010.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/27/10 | Reply

    Just like the Tea Party ignoring him won't make him go away, it only makes life a little more bearable.


    Last edited by KeenHavoc at 1:21:56 AM EDT on April 28, 2010.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    After watching Raiders of lost Ark, Naruto looks into the Ark. His fellow Students follow Dr. Jones advise and look away.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    Write in for Tim the Enchanter

    Naruto possessed by Furby, Slaughters fellow students

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    naruto: "RAMEN?! WHERE?!"

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    Naruto: "I'm going to be the next Hokage! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT~!"
    people in background: "oh my god.." *turns around to try and ignore the "number-one-hyperactive-knuckle-headed-ninja".

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    All I need is the costume and I can go to the anime convention as Cyclops. This year I will win best costume!

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    7.99 FOR PORN. I DONT BELIEVE IT!

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    Naruto: Sasuke!!!!!!!! I know you stole my yaoi!!!!!!!! Now you DIE!!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    TRAINER used FIRE STONE on VULPIX.
    What's this? VULPIX is evolving!

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    And this is why modern cameras come with Automatic Red-Eye removal.

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    Flame on!


    Last edited by divisionten at 11:22:38 AM EDT on April 26, 2010.


    Sam & Max Ep 305-Sam: One recipie to rule them all and one egg to bind it!

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    huh he seems pretty pissed this must be after he watched the dud i would be pissed to

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    Kawaii Princiess (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    Learnded? How could I have done that! Well, that'll certainly teach me to proof read my captions. I just feel stupid now. Ahem. Caption time.

    There is a reason everyone else is facing that direction.

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/26/10 | Reply

    Coming soon to your Home Depot: The Naruto Head Oven!!!!

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Eyefires cause brain damage that can make you angry

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    Otaku Eternal | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Oh, that Naruto. He's just upset because his hair grew 3 inches taller between scenes.

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    Otaku Legend | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Through Gai Sensei's perfect timing, Naruto learned the downside to X-Ray Vision: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    This is the reaction that naruto gets when he realized sasuke does harem jutsu better then he does

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    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    May 23, 2010: Naruto was not pleased by the series finale of Lost.

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    Otakuite | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    This is what happens when you mistake hot sauce for eye-drops.

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    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    I really hope this isn't another Visine ad.

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    Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Naruto, sick of being teased and shunned, tried "crop dusting"

    He was unsuccessful.

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    Awesome dude (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    I think the blond jokes were taken one too far.

    -darknessslayer

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    The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    "If the English dub makes me say "Believe it!" one more time, by the pervy sage, I'm going to do something drastic!"

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    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    naruto: " no way sasuke will beat me in an staring contest now with these."

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    That's right! Ninetails is a fire type! GO MAGIKARP!

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    Bloody Shadow (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Naruto thought this was the fastest way to learning how to use heat vision.Unfortunately the side effects have tottaly eliminated any chances of seeing normal again.

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Scooby Doo and Shaggy dared him to do it... Dattebayo.

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    I could make a joke about Naruto being a "raging flamer" but that would be just too easy.

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    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    This image is a result of Sasuke's Photoshop for Ninjas class.

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    Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    The bottle had read, 'Side effects include inflammation to the eyes,' but Naruto hadn't Believed it.

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    Grand Otaku | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    So, this proves that Naruto is the Nine-Tailed Fox Demon--just look at his eyes...how angry he is...and then run away!!!

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    Otakuite++ | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Um. Naruto. Your eyes are on fire. You might want to get that checked out.

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    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Burning Ninja-fire eyes? There's a Visine for that.


    Bazinga!

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    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Have you ever wanted to be like the Calcifer the scary fire demon? Ever wanted to look really furious?
    Well here is your chance with the new Calcifer the scary fire demon contacts! The first ever cosplaying product to scare all your friends and give you third degree burns. In stores now! Believe It!!
    Even Naruto wears them.

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    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    @Allamorph:

    Quoth LittleKuriboh whilst abridging this very series:

    I CAN'T STOP POOPING

    Actual caption:

    He told 'em "better clean that wax out of your ears!"
    "I'm gonna be Hokage then I'll kick your rears!"
    With fire in his eyes he said what we all fear
    BE-LIEVE IT!
    BE-LIEVE IT!

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    Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Spontaneous Combustion: couldn't happen to a better guy.


    Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.

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    Spiritus Memorae (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Where will you be when your laxative hits?

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    Senior Otaku | Posted 04/25/10 | Reply

    Naruto hates sasuke with a redhot and sizzling hatred that is more redhot and sizzling than any other hatred.