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    s a k u x3

    Otakuite | Posted 05/26/08 | Reply

    Every girl loves an emo.

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    Xing Yi fighter

    Otakuite | Posted 05/25/08 | Reply

    Death: I knew it was a bad idea to hire Martha Stewart's agent.

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/25/08 | Reply

    We wondered where the Wizard of OZ munchkins went...
    Now we know

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    PheonixFox

    Awesomesauce (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/24/08 | Reply

    Ohba Tsugumi and Obata Takeshi run out of ideas for Gods of Death.

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    chibi_emo

    Otakuite | Posted 05/24/08 | Reply

    Ooh another one:

    Why is Death a gimp?

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    chibi_emo

    Otakuite | Posted 05/24/08 | Reply

    simply:

    Will you marry me?

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    Sora-Mage

    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/24/08 | Reply

    Random voice: Don't do it! It's a trap!

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    shinigami shadow

    Otakuite | Posted 05/24/08 | Reply

    and now from the makers who brought you floating arms, brings you
    **drum roll**
    death in his cutest form yet CHIBI DEATH
    100% proven to to be so cute it will kill you
    Michuru: I..can't..help..my..self..must..have..doll
    death: I'm an action figure...*pouts*

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    mykalwane

    Otakuite | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Death:I will rip out your leg, shove it down your belly button, and pull out you electrical impulses one by one so the hell i sent you to will be heaven.

    Michiru:Aw how cute!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Death:One of these days wham, bam, right to the moon.
    Michiru:WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON! YEA!

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    Blue-Eyes Girl

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Honestly, though, this plushie reaction is SO overused... >.>

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    SAY ELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    When your friends say you dont have a good singing voice
    They mean it

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    xXHaseos GirlXx

    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Michiru: Oh, you look sooooo cute!!! Do you work for Willie Wonka?

    Grim: Willie Wonka? I'ma Wonka you upside the head!!

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    mykalwane

    Otakuite | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Death:I shall kill you in you sleep with hugs.
    Michiru:BEST DEATH EVER!

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    Kakashisgf

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Who knew Death was so adorable?

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    delitor

    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Michiru:so cute just what i was wishing for all my life DEATH!!!

    the moral of the storie:fan girls are just wishing for death

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    EtherForce

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Michiru: "Ahhhhhh so cute!"
    Grim: "ReeedRuuuuuuum."

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    Little Bean

    Otakuite | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Michiru: Where have you been my whole life?!

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    ChibiSasuke

    13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    Hi everyone, here is my caption this week:

    The Grim Reaper's worst nightmare comes to life when he realizes that even he can't stop the evil fangirls from glomping him where he stands.

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    emerl777

    Otakuite | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    its dolls like grim reaper that are cute, the ones with smilie faces and button eyes are the creepy ones

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    Team | Posted 05/23/08 | Reply

    *yay 3rd* And sorry, this is a long one.

    Do you have a friend who's eyes go funny colours and shapes? Does she scream out random Japanese words now and then? Does she threaten to kill anime females when they look at anime males she has a crush on? Then you need Grim Reaper Doll! Grim Reaper doll is so small and ironically cute, your friend will have no idea he's been sent to kill her. Yes, Grim Reaper Doll delivers a quick and clean service anytime. Buy one today and recieve your friends death certificate for free.

    *Batteries not included. Use Grim Reaper Doll responsibly*

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    Raizard333

    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: So...so cute!

    Grim reaper: Yes, cute. Very cute... Now can you get this person's fingers out of my butt!?

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    Keome

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    It's the Grim Reaper doll of my dreams!!!


    My thoughts create my world

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    chibi master

    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: ZOMG!!! Yes, in fact, I do love voodoo dolls!!!
    or
    Reaper: NO! NO! I promise I'll be a good little chibi! Just make the sparkles STOP already!!!

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    When Duo Maxxwell accidently ate the shrink pill from Alice in Wonderland.

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    Mad Hatter Belia

    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Ok, here's mine:

    WELCOME TO THE OMEGA KAWAII GRIM REAPER SUPERSTORE - HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

    Yah, it's a little weird, but I'm trying to make it shorter this time around...

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    Kensuke Ryumura

    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    This is what happens when Ryuuk shops for a birthday present.

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    Dark Lord XIII

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    What we dont see is the big ass sign thats says "DON'T HUG"

    or

    Sweeney Todd's other job, making dolls with human bones

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    DemonKingAtticus

    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: You got me a promotional Kratos Aurion doll for the new Tales of Symphonia game!? Oh you do care Mimichi!

    Girl: That's not my... nevermind.

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    MewChero

    Neko Girl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: OMG! This is the cupcake boss?! Soooo CUTE!!!!

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    Uchiha1164

    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Sorry, the Shinigami Realm's running low on Death Notes, so you're gonna have to accept this leprechaun with a sniper.

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    7thEvaChild

    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    and all the while Grim is thinking: oh great.. and they took my Scythe, too.....

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    7thEvaChild

    Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    The following words will be overly used to an extreme extent:
    oh.... my.... GOD!!!!!
    thats so kawaii
    OH..... SO CUTE!!!!
    and how can we forget
    OH arent you just adORABLE!!!!

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    SaxGirl

    Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    The Difference between Men and Women - the love of men goes through the stomach, the love of girls through seeing small and evil combined...

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    lozchan

    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    "That is what you'll look like if you don't eat your greens!" Michiru was warned.

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    Tsukasaluver

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: Oh my God, It's an S&M Doll!
    Grim: (A what?!)
    Michiru: You'll look JUST LOVELY in this little doll dress I have.
    Grim: (NOOOOOOO!)

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    36inc

    Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    "no way,is that from the anime series magical play,OH YOU SHOUDNT HAVE!!"

    "IM NOT A DOLL!!"

    "yes hes a plushie"

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    shinigami shadow

    Otakuite | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michru: OMG it's so cute!!! * fangirl mode * it'ssocuteomgireallylikitOMGOMGOMG

    Grim reaper doll: spaz O.o

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    Angel

    Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    who knew death could seem so tamed

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    Art Munkee

    Saskies (Otakuite++) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: Awww, he's just like a Furby!

    Grim Reaper: Furby ain't got nothin' on me. I'll bite your face off!

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    Hana1991

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Everyone knows that the way to a womans heart is through her love of evil chibis.

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Ahh, bondage; comes in all shapes and sizes and fun for girls and boys.

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    Rageon

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Proof that even Death himself is not safe from the horror of fangirls...

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    Markus wolfe

    Grand Otaku | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Touch me and die, you crazy b*tch.

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    Uchiha1164

    Otakuite+ | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    You know, when you stare Death in the face, it's really not that bad.

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    Silver Phoenix

    Senior Otaku | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Sorry, take 2... deleted the last comment by accident ^^ got two here:
    ---
    Love at first sight.
    ---
    Michiru: KAWAII~!! Oh and LOOK, he's even got the cutest little muzzle!
    Grim Reaper: You touch me woman, and I swear I'll...
    ---

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    foxfireburn

    The Elusive (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: OH MY GOD!! HE'S EVEN CUTER WHEN HE'S EVIL!!!!

    Zombie Doll: CONTROL, WOMAN!!! HAVE SOME CONTROL!!!

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    princess ookumae

    Otaku Legend | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Michiru: "Oh my it's Death and absolutely...ADORABLE~! ^KYAA^

    Zarame (Grim Reaper): "You would think they got cuter when they are in sparkly fan girl mode but really it just makes me want to kill them more" >

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    Raesaurus

    Otakuite | Posted 05/22/08 | Reply

    Um, noob here, but long time lurker without a username. And I don't have a history with Zombie Loan, so pardon me.

    -----------

    Well, at least they gave her pupils...sort of

    -

    *Grim Reaper looks at Michiru sculpure*
    Grim Reaper: I know you like her and stuff, but she will not have that expression when she sees you wang.

    Hand Person: You would say...

    -----------

    You have permission to shot me. *hears the people shotting from far*

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    TimeChaser

    Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/21/08 | Reply

    A Grim Reaper doll in the hand is worth the two that are secretly crawling up Michiru's legs while she's distracted.


    Bazinga!

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    Sakaki Sakura

    Otakuite++ | Posted 05/21/08 | Reply

    I have a couple...
    _________________________________________

    Now entering "fangirl sparkle mode"!

    or

    Forget diamonds; evil, angry, chibi dolls are a girl's TRUE best friends

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    wolf of sorrow

    JMusicGuru (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/21/08 | Reply

    It seems the Japanese trend has suddenly switched over from the Hello Kitty dolls to the Grim Reaper chibi dolls! Darn, just when Japan chose Hello Kitty as their ambassador.

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    Kimmeh

    The Beautiful German | Posted 05/21/08 | Reply

    Who would've thought that Death could look so friendly...


    "This is Schweinsteiger fashion. ZIS IZ FASHUNN."