This guy loves jesus christ more then Jeff Mangum.

when he found out naru is actually a strega member and is ikutskis assistant

persona 3 refrence

Never trust black market operations.

Final one.
Apparently Japanese men do not have nipples.

Times were rough when the Hinata House changed to Christianity. The Inquisition alone caused many terrifying nights. This is a scene from Keitaro's "questioning" wherein he converted and promised to stop his peeping and accidental groping.
Uhh, ... ... ..., Go Jesus!

Jingle bells, Keitaro's hell, haha he won't get laid
The Hina gang crushed his spirit, now he's F'in gay.
( you come up with a better rhyme.)

Keitaro Urashima: "No, please...STOP! I can't take no more! STOP TICKLING ME!!"

Santa Claus: "You said you wanted some cookies...THIS IS THE PRICE! Muahahaha"

Keitaro Urashima: "Noooo!"

Keitaro's experience of Mangekyo Sharingan.

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That was really what it made me think of, with the bg and everything...oO;

~S.G~

Bad news: Crucifixion is an ugly way to go. It's painful, agonizing torture that can last hours or possibly even days. Vlad the Impaler is about the only person who knows how to draw out the agony more than that, and Keitaro is about to discover this all first hand.

Good news: Something something something car insurance.

@cowboysean:

This simple caption has me giggling uncontrollably. Many kudos to you.

Naru's idea of getting kinky. ;)

After sleeping with Kitsune, Keitaro soon finds out that both Std's and hell hurt. Alot.

Keitaro: I don't want to be sacrificed to the yaoi gods of pervertedness! I CAN CHANGE!

poor kietaro was never aware of ikutsikis plan to sacrifice him to nyx
and nyx apparently wanted him naked.

Haha, this is definitely the funniest edition I've seen so far, I laughed through the whole thing XD Gotta love religious jokes.
That said, I have nothing actually useful to contribute ._. *wind blows*

Easter? I thought it was Christmas!
--or--
Worst. Present. EVER.
--or--
Almost as odd as Joe Pesci Christmas Carols. ALMOST.

Let's hope this makes Keitaro realize how precious life is.
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~Song-chan (Yeah, it's a Jigsaw reference...)

er.. all i got is-

"NOT AGAIN!!"

In the bottom half of this shot, the Easter Bunny is nibbling at Keitaro's toes.

Back in the day...

Keitaro: "I swear you've got the wrong man!!!"

You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout and THIS is why.

no its the anime verson of the passion
AHHHH

Didn't expect to see anime martyrdom....

This is what happens when you date the daughter of a dominatrix and a priest.

Keitaro: Though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil because I'M ALREADY TERRIFIED!!!

Keitaro's big moment in the Life of Brian.

"Always look on the bright side of life!"

"Honey, this is all I've ever wanted for Christmas. SO HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!"

On the bright side, Keitaro, you're being held by chains. They originally nailed Jesus's hands to the boards.

Keitaro: Why do you think I'm SMILING?!