If you give a mouse a cookie, Desbreko will take a screencap of it and telepathically send it to his computer while PMing it to Someguy. Someguy will be flooded with multiple images of mice and cookies and other moe insanity and will have no choice but to post or have his hard drive crash. He doesn't know that the pictures contain mild hypnosis patterns within the pictures that confuse and muddle the minds of those who see these photos. They become mindslaves of Desbreko who wil use their various powers to take over the caption battle! They will show nothing but Desbreko screencaps, bringing more mindslaves to the cause! Soon, Desbreko will launch an attack on Adam, making Desbreko the new Team Leader, moot luvr and Master Mudkipz!! theOtaku will become a battleground, taking new minions by the thousands each day!! It won't just be theO but the internetz Western hemisphere!!! The world will be in Desbreko's clutches and moe shall be at his sinister, evil, morbid side!!! The world will descend into chaos and cuteness and humanity will cease to exist!!!! ONLY ZOMBIES!!!!!!
So that's why Mommy had to kill Daddy, sweetie. He was going to give a mouse a cookie.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:24:57 PM EDT on October 12, 2009.
The girl with the cutest squee gets loved by her friends, while the girl with the cutest om nom gets the knoledge that she is envied by the girl with the cutest squee.
Good thing this is K-On! If Yui was straight out of Lucky Star, we'd be subjected to an entire episode discussing the contents and omnomable-ness of whatever the frick she's eating.
the right thing to do in this case would be to tell this poor girl what she's really eating. The wrong thing to do would be laughing your head off. Fortunately, most people are going to do the wrong thing. ^^
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~Song-chan
P.S. Happy birthday to your mom. ^^
Last edited by DarkSong at 12:59:06 PM EDT on October 11, 2009.
"This photo was taken moments before my client allegedly killed twenty-one overly witty otaku. Your honour, members of the jury, does this really strike you as the face of someone capable of committing multiple homicide with nothing more than a teacup and a batch of cookies?"
Last edited by MrPhoenix at 3:10:09 AM EDT on October 11, 2009.
That little speck on the left side of her mouth just above her left hand...
See it? Is it bothering you? It is right? It's all you can see now. You don't even see the rest of the picture now do you? That little speck consumes your thoughts until it's all you can think about! You can no longer see the cute little girl eating a cookie, can you?! You can no longer think straight, can you?! You can no longer think of any captions for this picture, CAN YOU?! YES!!! LET THE HYPNOTIZING SPECK OF DOOM CONTROL YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...ha...ha...ha......
KeenHavoc
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/15/09 | Reply
When Yui found out that she was set up for a series of stupid photoshop gags, her insane cuteness turned into insane bloodlust.
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/15/09 | Reply
Imma give it another go since my friend came up with sometin...
COLLAB TIME!!
So, who wants to tell squirrel-girl over there what those "peanuts" in her cookie REALLY are...?
(Random person): Well it sure as hell ain't kosher...
Last edited by twilight luna at 1:11:12 PM EDT on October 15, 2009.
Guyver04
Otakuite | Posted 10/14/09 | Reply
After a long day of dealing with crazy young fans and creepy older fans even an anime girl needs a break.
batosai33
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/14/09 | Reply
run run run, as fast as you can, you cant catch me, I'm the ginger head m...
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/14/09 | Reply
I wouldn't think it was about music if not for the bit of a fretboard that made it into the screen.
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/13/09 | Reply
*on nom* Squeeee... My preciousss! *om nom*
~S.G~
twilight luna
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/12/09 | Reply
Yui can has cookeh and kitteh wiff teh cheezburger ish jelus.
Kensuke Ryumura
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/12/09 | Reply
That's actually a sponge, but when you're in a band and you have the munchies, anything will do.
Angel
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/12/09 | Reply
Yui: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM COOKIE
Hisaishi
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/12/09 | Reply
If you give a mouse a cookie, Desbreko will take a screencap of it and telepathically send it to his computer while PMing it to Someguy. Someguy will be flooded with multiple images of mice and cookies and other moe insanity and will have no choice but to post or have his hard drive crash. He doesn't know that the pictures contain mild hypnosis patterns within the pictures that confuse and muddle the minds of those who see these photos. They become mindslaves of Desbreko who wil use their various powers to take over the caption battle! They will show nothing but Desbreko screencaps, bringing more mindslaves to the cause! Soon, Desbreko will launch an attack on Adam, making Desbreko the new Team Leader, moot luvr and Master Mudkipz!! theOtaku will become a battleground, taking new minions by the thousands each day!! It won't just be theO but the internetz Western hemisphere!!! The world will be in Desbreko's clutches and moe shall be at his sinister, evil, morbid side!!! The world will descend into chaos and cuteness and humanity will cease to exist!!!! ONLY ZOMBIES!!!!!!
So that's why Mommy had to kill Daddy, sweetie. He was going to give a mouse a cookie.
Last edited by Hisaishi at 8:24:57 PM EDT on October 12, 2009.
darkeangel
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/12/09 | Reply
Yui loves a sandwich made with bumblebee.
Sparky3000
Senior Otaku | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
-plays Parry Gripp's nom nom music- nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom noooooooooom nom nom nom nom nom nom noooooom nom nom nom nom nom nooooom
(heres the music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_vp5nOux7Q )
kyouyarenge
Grand Otaku | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
The girl with the cutest squee gets loved by her friends, while the girl with the cutest om nom gets the knoledge that she is envied by the girl with the cutest squee.
stormkitty
Otakuite | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
*Little did Yui know...that the cookie was her best friend who was turned into a cookie by an evil witch...*
Last edited by stormkitty at 1:17:40 AM EDT on October 12, 2009.
36inc
Air (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
yui:"i would feel bad if this was a muffin."
offscrene mio:"all hail the muffin man!!"
Mr Sword
The Gluttony Fang (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Yui: Sweeter than revenge~
Yoji~
SaxGirl
Music Fairy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Yui made a cookie for SomeGuy's mom's birthday - unfortunately, SomeGuy's mom never got to see it... (Let alone eat it...)
~~~
CtU refs ftw!xD
~S.G~
Nehszriah
Hits Self With Axe (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Good thing this is K-On! If Yui was straight out of Lucky Star, we'd be subjected to an entire episode discussing the contents and omnomable-ness of whatever the frick she's eating.
Be true, be you and of course, be otaku.
ladymage
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
I haz a cookie. <3
littlepooch
Patchwork Rabbit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Mmmm still wish I could nom a head or two though...
chessy sensei
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
CAN'T BREATHE...cookie stuck in mouth...sinuses clogged...yummy cookie...**faints**
DarkSong
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
the right thing to do in this case would be to tell this poor girl what she's really eating. The wrong thing to do would be laughing your head off. Fortunately, most people are going to do the wrong thing. ^^
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~Song-chan
P.S. Happy birthday to your mom. ^^
Last edited by DarkSong at 12:59:06 PM EDT on October 11, 2009.
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Who knew that even pastries can taste like chicken?
MrPhoenix
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
"This photo was taken moments before my client allegedly killed twenty-one overly witty otaku. Your honour, members of the jury, does this really strike you as the face of someone capable of committing multiple homicide with nothing more than a teacup and a batch of cookies?"
Last edited by MrPhoenix at 3:10:09 AM EDT on October 11, 2009.
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Little does Yui know that her delicious treat is actually a dog biscuit.
NinjaGirlSango
Full of intestines (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
She's only smiling because she doesn't know what's in it.
red.alchemist
Otakuite+ | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Here at Pillsbury, we've developed an edible harmonica. Here it is, being used:
Rageon
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 10/11/09 | Reply
Spiking people's food is never funny. Unless you spike it with nitrous oxide, then it's VERY funny.
wallpaperotaku
The Hero of Time (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Yay for second place
Happy birthday to your mom :D
Girl Scouts Cookies: Slowly Taking Over the World Since 1917
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Little did Yui know, she descended from a long line of super intellegent squirrells.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
How to know if you're OCD:
That little speck on the left side of her mouth just above her left hand...
See it? Is it bothering you? It is right? It's all you can see now. You don't even see the rest of the picture now do you? That little speck consumes your thoughts until it's all you can think about! You can no longer see the cute little girl eating a cookie, can you?! You can no longer think straight, can you?! You can no longer think of any captions for this picture, CAN YOU?! YES!!! LET THE HYPNOTIZING SPECK OF DOOM CONTROL YOU!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha...ha...ha...ha......
*ahem*
Now you know if you're OCD. Have a nice day!
SojiRem
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Food ish good.
Sakaki Sakura
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Yui: Diabetes here I come!
Mercury Dragon
Otaku Legend | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Pastries: They give you that warm, gooey, sticky feeling.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Yui doesn't know that the cookie might be poisonus to her health
TheDarkAngel
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Ingredients for the pastry: $15
Amount of gas money to buy the ingredients: $5.69
Look on her face when we tell her what the SECRET ingredient is: Priceless
and freakin' hilarious!
~Yosei~
And, then... I met you.
Sage of Magic
Moe Foxgirl (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Give girls their pastries or they go 'rawr'
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Gingerbread cookies: Always start with the head.
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
The new spokesperson for Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
Last edited by TimeChaser at 9:20:44 PM EDT on October 10, 2009.
Bazinga!
ChibiSasuke
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Gaaah. Loulou stole my Lucky Star reference I was going to use LOL. Maybe I'll be able to use them all through the month? 8D
That's okay though...
I'll try to think of a caption later xD
inufluffy12
DA FLUFF PUFF (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
random creepy voice only we can hear: kekeke, she doesn't know what the cookie's made of...
I tried ><
Last edited by inufluffy12 at 9:07:25 PM EDT on October 10, 2009.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good~
LoulouSegawa
Otakuite++ | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
Yui eats her chocolate cornets starting from the skinny end.
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 10/10/09 | Reply
How do Pop-tarts work?
Last edited by cougarsama at 12:02:40 PM EDT on October 12, 2009.