Somehow, you usually know when you've done something like; eaten your best friends favorite food and then you think they're glaring at you because they secretly know something that they will hang over you for eternity until you admit to it, then when you do, you find out that they never actually knew anything but, now you're in even deeper shit than you thought you were adn, now they do know something...

Sieglinde: Akira, I want you bear my child!
Akria: Wha?!?!

Akira: "DEMON! Run away, run away!"
Sieglinde: *foams at the mouth*

Another one:

Randy: It's kind of an overused song, but I think you did something special with it. I like your passion so I'm going to say yes.

Paula: You know, I really liked it. It's such a happy song, and you two did it beautifully so I'm going to say yes as well.

Simon: *sigh* No. This is the 82nd act we've seen singing Caramelldansen. You performed exactly as the last 81 have. I can't take any more of this.

Akira: Awwww, but we worked really hard on it.

Sieglinde(thinking): That's okay Simon, I worked out how I was going to kill you before we came on the show. Just in case.

When is she going to stop using her webcam for this stuff?

Sieglinde Baumgard realized it was time to enforce the "Do not eat on pain of death" note that she left on her afternon snack. Notes that were constantly being ignored. (and it's a slice of mango, people)

Sieglinde: what, what is this?!?
Akira: oh this? its a banana
Sieglinde: a banana? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Caption: You dare touch my Corona?!?!

"SEARCHING TARGET: BANANA... TARGET FOUND! LOCATION: ENEMY'S MOUTH. OBLITERATE ENEMY!"

Remember: Death is always over our shoulder...

Ooh I have another one:

Sieglinde: My darling, follow the arrow placed conveniently beneath my boobs for some reason, and find my magical banana!! Wait, hang on...

Okay, I have two:

NOBODY eats My parrot, BITCH!!!

or

Oh shit...

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^.^ Nice simple one there... =]

"SATAN WILL STEAL YOUR ORANGE!"

Akira: She's behind me, isn't she?

Sieglinde:Akira?!Where's my pet snake?!

And at that moment,Akira realized that maybe she wasn't eating yellow,wiggling licorice.

(I just know that I misspelled "licorice" D: Oh well..)

Sieglinde: "Yes, that's right.... fatten yourself up so I can eat you...."

@shiroDragon:

ah u too huh? its the way of the world today, it seems....its not funny unless its like that or somthin (tho i honestly dont agree wit this thought)

@SomeGuy:

Oh yes. I'm just a little taken aback at how many overly sexual captions there were this week. I like coming back and reading them after I've made mine and, as I said, was just surprised and offended. Thanks for the assurance though Someguy!

To those whom this applies: Could we tone down the sexual references? Unless you can incorporate it with wit, and I mean real wit, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself, please. For one thing, it's not original at all. For another thing, there are actually those of us that DON'T think like that 24/7.

Sorry if you disagree.

"What did I say was going to happen the lasttime you stole my Twinkee?"

Sieglinde:*smack* You coulda had a V-8!

Demonic eyes that constantly ogle other girls behinds got you down? Therese a Vizeane for that.

You know those awkward moments? Those REALLY awkward moments? Like when you say the absolute worst thing possible, or do something to make a situation at its worst? This might be one of those moments.

-SuperSaiyanJounin

Sieglinde: Fear my purple highlights OF DOOM!

"Lazer vison activate...kukuku"
"?? It isn't time to cosplay and besides halloween is over"
*KABOOM*

The boobanauts strike again...dun dun dun

WTF???? I THINK IM AFRAID TO LOOK!!! SAVE ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sieglinde: "I see you've found the medicine for my red eye. Hand it over, or I'll--"

Akira: "Losersayswhat?."

Sieglinde: "...What?"

Akira: "Heheh.."

I'm really out of ideas for Sieglinde's line, but it's obvious that Akira is thinking something in the order of "OH, FUCK!".
I just fear for her, if Sieglinde is thinking of the same word...

beware your desires, Akira, someone else who wants it will kill you for getting it before them....

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Meh, that's all I got. Later!! -LIN

Sieglinde:*has just been given the power of Geass* I, Sieglinde, command you to eat this banana!!!!

Akira: HAHAHAHAHA HAPPILY YOUR HIGHNESS!!!!!!!

Sieglinde: muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! *evil smirk*

Sieglinde:"Akira, WHERE IS MY SEXUAL EDUCATION TOOLS?!?
Akira:"What's sexual?"
Sieglinde:"You will see, with your DOOM!"

Moral of the story: Never EVER eat food only because "it was just sitting there."

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That's the best I got! ^-^

Akira: "Uh, this isn't your banana I'm eating..."

Sieglinde:"No! Someone mixed up my CDs! My T.M. Revoltuionis with FLOW, and my Red Hot Chili Peppers was turned into a yellow fruit. I need to find a lemon."

Sieglinde:We meet again, Mister Bond...
Akira:Whadd za herrl?

...Is that MY cookie?

Sieglinde: You just gave me the perfect idea for a lemon fanfic....

this is what happens when you find out your friend's a stripper

Akira: why is he screaming? I thought guys liked that?
Sieglinde: you got blood in my eye! what the hell are you doi.................WTF!!!?

"SATAN WANTS YOUR BANANA!"

Sieglinde: "Someone set up us the bomb."

Akira: "Wha...?"

Sieglinde: "Just eat your banana."

Sieglinde: Where I come from, bananas eat people like you.

arlright my second caption win. SWEET
so this week
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Posibly the WORST time to yell out "Butt Sex"

or

I Don't know honey when do you want me home?

This is what will happen if Paris Hilton gets more plastic surgery.

Did you just eat my banana?!

"By the time Akira realized that the oddly non-chewable banana was in fact one of Sieglinde's recently acquired "toys", Sieglinde had already (and in no uncertain terms) expressed her desire to try out the rest..."

Sorry. Had to do it. :P

Akira suddenly felt a smack on the back of her head.
Tweety: "Bad ole' putty tat."

Sieglinde:" Is that mybanana in you mouth by any chance?"
Akira:"No...? Mommy..."

its rubbish but meh~

Sieglinde: You didn't forget to save me a piece of candy... did you?
Akira: Oh snap....

I don't know why everyone's saying she's got a banana in her mouth. That's clearly a kakuna!

Sorry...
Sorry...
Sorry.

Sorry.

Okay, real caption now:

Sieglinde: That's the girl who didn't leave a tip last time! Wait till the food's in her mouth... How is everything today? Can I get you a refill?

Akira: Mmmm?

If you got a banana in your mouth and a girl has glowing red eyes, she totally has the hots for you. Sadly, you'd still die a virgin.

Sieglinde: Akira, why are you eating a banana in that position? You wouldn't be practicing some immoral act are you?!

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yeah...I just woke up...

Is this what happens when Hugh Hefner co-directs an episode of Excel Saga?

One day, Sieglinde was watching Akira play Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones...

Sieglinde: I'm named after a fricking sword?!

(For the FE fans)

Sieglinde: Akira, did you have my banana flavored Tootsie Pop?!
Akira: No...
Sieglinde: Then why's your tongue yellow?!

Online predators: beware of what YOU post online!

Sieglinde: is that my banana candy? my LASTbanana candy
Akira: oh snap...

dammit, Timechaser used my idea. darn...

ok, lame back-up option:

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you know that feeling you get when you've done something insanely stupid? that twinge in the back of the neck that tells you instantly that you've just eaten the last banana flavoured ice cream, that happens to be your room-mates favourite, that same roommate who has been out all day getting (literally) laser-eye surgery, which was quite painful and all she wants is to come home and relax with one of her favourite banana ice-creams but she cant, because you have just eaten it and is now gonna go postal on your butt? you ever get that feeling?

no!? you havent lived...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you sell your soul to the devil and destroy one of your friends? Sieglinde Baumgard did.