Caption 1:
Haruhi: I overheard some of the girls saying you were hot, but you seem fine to me...?

Caption 2:
Honey:*mumbles* Blue pill... "V"... 4 hours...

Haruhi: Side effect; mind ****ed.

Caption 3:
I guess this is what happens when Funimation get's their hands on an anime.

Caption 4:
Super Heroes don't do drugs...

I guess somebody has to make up for it.

Haruhi: *crickets* I hear nothing...

oboma must be getting desperate, now he is advertising here.

Tamaki: ...You're pretty when you're diagnosing my insanity...

Test Subject: Vic Mignogna
Objective: Observe the effects of zero-gravity on human anatomy.

Tamaki: Dr., Dr., give me the news, I got a... A bad case of loving you!
Haruhi: ...No... Actually it's Swine Flu.

OH MY GAWD!!! HARUHI LOOKS TALLER THAN TAMAKI!!! IT'S THE END OF THE MOE WORLD!!!!

...So which one is the idiot?

(going for the epic caption here)

Tamaki: Haruhi, can you help me out?

Haruhi: sure, how did you get in?

Tamaki: no, listen Haruhi, i keep seeing medical equipment floating around me.

Haruhi: have you seen a doctor?

Tamaki: nope, just medical equipment

Haruhi: *listens to head* seems to me that you think you're a bell. take two painkillers and give me a ring in the morning.

Tamaki: i feel more like a pair of curtains

Haruhi: pull yourself together man!

Tamaki: ok, im going. by the way, if i pull through this, do you think i'll be able to play the piano?

Haruhi: i believe so

Tamaki: oh great, cuz i couldn't before...

(Man goes to a doctor; says "Doctor I got a bad leg, what should I do?" Doctor says "Limp")

Nope, it's not swine flu, your just an idiot.

Haruhi decided to try out for the role of Carlisle Cullen in the new movie Eclipse after the previous actor died of mysterious circumstances..

Haruhi:Tamaki act more like Jacob or I'll never get this right!

Tamaki: You want me to act more like a dog?O.o

Haruhi: "So, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you have only 5 minutes left to live".
Tamaki: "Isn't that the bad news?"
Haruhi? "Nope, the bad news is what is going to happen during these 5 minutes..."

"you've got Otaku fever"

After his god-awful Sakura-con commercial, Funimation executives have insisted that Vic have himself examined.

Haruhi: *thinking* Is that elevator music?

Head-On, apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, apply directly to the forehead! Head-On, apply directly to the forehead!

This isn't a screencap it's from a magazine promo that I cleaned up and made into a wallpaper three years ago http://www.theotaku.com/wallpapers/view/102864/dr._haruhi I wouldn't have said anything but you gave Hisaishi credit for sending this to you.

Aren't those two a little too old to be playing doctor...?

Medical School: $200,000
Stethoscope: $200
Doctors Coat: $500
Seeing your first patient after reading Yaoi: Priceless

This is your brain after reading yaoi. Any questions?

Read 2 manga and call me in the morning.

Cold stethoscopes, much like slurpees, cause brain freeze.

Not exactly what Tamaki had in mind when he suggested he and Haruhi play Doctor.

Haruhi: Damn it, Vic! I'm a doctor not an otaku!

I can hear your inner otaku screaming for more anime and manga.

or,

I've heard of playing Doctor befor, but this is ridiculous.

When you take the smash hit House and fuse it with Japanese culture and George Bush jokes.

Docter:"He hasn't lost his mind, I'm afraid it's much worse his voice actor was kidnapped by Fan-Girls. If this continues then we may need to edit him out of the episode...."

Conservative propoganda.

Now turn your hands and cough.

...You're a certified doctor, right?

"Can you read my mind?"

Yea im goin for the long ones this time
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So Haruhi just decided to be a doctor. mhm yea ok let me tell you something, my brother went to school for 8 years and took out $350,000 in federally financed student loans that he's paying back at an interest rate of about 18% so he should be done paying that, i dont know, when he's about 75 years old just so he can call himself DOCTOR Cooper. So dont tell me that you can just BECOME a doctor. ALRIGHT?
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Thank You Denis Leary for your wonderful inspiration

Haruhi: "Strange, there seems to be no brain function..."

or

Tamaki isn't here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep.

Haruhi: "Strange, there seems to be no brain function..."

or

Tamaki is not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep.

They did this the hard way
All they simply had to do is look in one ear and wave your hand on the other end
If you can see your hand i believe we all know what the problem is
If you can't then it must be cancer

American health care, chibi style.

Well, after many test, we have confirmed that nothing is in his head.

No matter how many tests Haruhi ran on Tamaki, she could find no cure for his idiocy.

or

Haruhi was determined to find how what was wrong with Tamaki's brain. She found out quickly: There was no brain up there.

Haruhi: Don't worry, Mama will fix this.