@SandLover13:

I know right?

Paradox: It's the easiest way and I don't have to carry around anything
Taro: *kisses back and wraps arms around her waist*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow, what fun...

Shadow: Always?
Jess: *jumps on Taro and kisses him*

@SandLover13:

Chemistry basically

Paradox: Claws and mouth
Taro: I love you too

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

What's the music video about?

Shadow: Weapon of choice?
Jess: I love you...

@SandLover13:

D: It was hard though, we didn't know what to do with this

Paradox: *smirks* hell yeah
Taro: *smiles*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

^^

Shadow: Okay then, let's do it
Jess: *kisses his cheek*

@SandLover13:

Yup ^^

Paradox: Yeah, really
Taro: *kisses her forehead* you know I care that much about our family <3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

A music video?

Shadow: Really?
Jess: Awwwwwww :3

@SandLover13:

:3 yup... it's a music video

Paradox: I kinda want to do both...
Taro: I just want to take care of you and our beautiful babies

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh, cool^^

Shadow: So, wanna keep doing this or you wanna kill some more?
Jess: I love you, Taro ^////^

@SandLover13:

Something for a Chemistry project

Paradox: *kisses back*
Taro: :3 I love you Jessy <3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Awesome. What did you film?

Shadow: *blushes and kisses him*
Jess: *smiles*

@SandLover13:

:3 filming stuff

Paradox: Glad you think so
Taro: :3 it's the truth sweetie <3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D From where?

Shadow: And you are handsome too...
Jess: Awwww that's sweet :3

@SandLover13:

:3 sorry, I just got back

Paradox: You're cute you know?
Taro: I couldn't have a more perfect wife than you...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Uh huh...

Shadow: *blushes*
Jess: *blushes*

@SandLover13:

lol that's awesome ^^

Paradox: *wraps arms around Shadow's waist and kisses neck*
Taro: This does feel good... I want my beautiful wife to feel good...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I'm happy yet tired at the same time^^'

Shadow: *puts her arms around him*
Jess: *groans* That's good...

@SandLover13:

:) so how are you?

Paradox: *kisses back*
Taro: *thrusts against her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D

Shadow: *kisses him again*
Jess: *hugs him and thrusts upon him*

@SandLover13:

:3

Paradox: Yep...
Taro: *holds onto her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D

Shadow: Really?
Jess: *glomps on him*

@SandLover13:

Yeah ^^

Paradox: I like you too
Taro: :D Yay! Let's do it

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Awesome^^

Shadow: Yeah^^
Jess: :D Yeah... I would like to^^

@SandLover13:

:3 thank you. It's going to be in a journal format too

Paradox: You do?
Taro: :3 ... Wanna make another baby?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Interesting^^

Shadow: I just wanted to because I like you
Jess: I love you too^^

@SandLover13:

About a little kid living in an asylum suffering from multiple personality disorder

Paradox: Why did you want to kiss me?
Taro: *kisses her* I love you :3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Really? Like what?

Shadow: Yes?
Jess: *giggles*

@SandLover13:

At least I have some other stories that aren't a sad ending like that ^^'

Paradox: I gotta ask you something...
Taro: I'm glad my wife tinks so :3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah...

Shadow: *does the same to Paradox*
Jess: Thank you. You are adorable too^^

@SandLover13:

._.' I know it's weird... but hey, he felt guilt after killing the woman he loved

Paradox: *kisses back and wraps arms around Shadow's waist*
Taro: You're so adorable *kisses down her neck*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

._.'

Shadow: *kisses some more*
Jess: I dunno... Just shy, I guess...

@SandLover13:

Well afterwards he kills himself so... yeah

Paradox: You aren't bad either
Taro: *moves his face close to hers* What's wrong Jessy?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

yeah...

Shadow: You're a great kisser
Jess: *blushes and looks away*

@SandLover13:

It kinda seemed to be the natural way of things

Paradox: *hugs back*
Taro: I know that I want you

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I think so too...

Shadow: *hugs him*
Jess: You must want another child *groans happily*

@SandLover13:

D: I know right? I made such a sad ending but I think it would fit really well

Paradox: *kisses back*
Taro: *thrusts against her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

D:

Shadow: Me too *kisses again*
Jess: *groans and lies down*

@SandLover13:

D: she gets killed... by him

Paradox: Yes I do
Taro: *bites her neck again and gets on top of her*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Oh... D:

Shadow: You like that?
Jess: Yes... please...

@SandLover13:

D: I have the ending already though and it's sad

Paradox: *kisses back*
Taro: Taro: You want more?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Sounds interesting...

Shadow: Okay then... would you mind if I do this? *kisses Paradox's lips*
Jess: *groans in pleasure*

@SandLover13:

:3 it's about a Nazi soldier falling in love with a jewish woman

Paradox: Not in the slightest
Taro: *caresses her body and bites her neck*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Cool, what's it about?

Shadow: Really?
Jess: *unhooks her bra and unzips his pants*

@SandLover13:

:3 well I came up with an idea for another book

Paradox: It doesn't bother me
Taro: *unzips her pants*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

So what should we do now?

Shadow: *looks away* I'm sorry... I just wanted to do that...
Jess: *takes off Taro's shirt*

@SandLover13:

:3 lol

Paradox: *blinks* woah
Taro: *kisses and hugs her back*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

^^

Shadow: ^^ *suddenly kisses Paradox's cheek*
*the kiss turns them back human*
Jess: *kisses Taro longer and hugs him*

@SandLover13:

:D Yeah!

Paradox: Good to know that then ^^
Taro: *kisses back*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

:D Lol

Shadow: No, not at all. It turns me on too^^ So you're not alone
Jess: You're welcome *kisses Taro*

@SandLover13:

:3 some more medicine will hopefully get it down more

Paradox: ._.' It turns me on though, is that weird?
Taro: :3 thanks Jessy

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yup

Shadow: Me too...
Jess: That's crazy talk! Mostly everyone in the whole wide world is at least weird... not you

@SandLover13:

Looks better though ^^

Paradox: I don't know... it gets my heart racing when I see blood
Taro: They say I'm weird

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah...

Shadow: How come you like killing so much?
Jess: Why? You're a good guy...

@SandLover13:

Hopefully it doesn't get worse

Paradox: *licks hand*
Taro: Not many people like me...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay, as long as it's not too serious...

Shadow: *shrugs* Welcome
Jess: *tilts head* Why not?

@SandLover13:

Yep...

Paradox: Thanks...
Taro: It's okay... I don't think I'd get along with them

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Regular bug bites?

Shadow: Why thank you. You smell good too
Jess: *hugs Taro* It's okay. I'm here... I can introduce to some of my friends if you want^^

@SandLover13:

Told my mom... and she thinks they're bug bites

Paradox: Yeah, I think so
Taro: D: yeah... just you and Meru-sama

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

O_o' Did you tell anyone?

Shadow: Really?
Jess: You do? Awww... D:

@SandLover13:

Yeah I'm good ^^ ._.' but seriously, I'm not kidding about that rash/bug bites

Paradox: 2,015 give or take... *sniffs shadow* ... you smell good
Taro: I only have two ._.'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Wow... O_o' Very detailed... Are you okay though?

*later*
Shadow: *is now red due to blood all over her* Okay, I killed off 20,000 people. How much did you kill?
Jess: Ummm ._.' A lot actually... I lost count after 100 *thinks* I'm not sure @_@

@SandLover13:

Nothing at all... one of my gums near my canine went numb and I have a rash on my leg... it may be bug bites in the shape of the die roll of 5

Paradox: Heh, yeah *follows*
Taro: How many friends do you really have?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

What hurts?

Shadow: Let's go then >:} *goes to kill more people*
Jess: Yes sweetie?

@SandLover13:

Pretty good ^^ ._. I might be getting sick though

Paradox: *smirks* sounds good to me
Taro: ^^ Jessy?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Thanks XD. How are you?

Shadow: Okay I'm thinking about killing some more...
Jess: I love you too^^

@SandLover13:

XD great job

Paradox: *shrugs* doesn't matter to me
Taro: :3 I love you <3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

LOLZ...

Shadow: *shrugs* I dunno... Just asking...
Jess: *smiles*

@SandLover13:

:3 lol yeah it was funny

Paradox: Something else like what?
Taro: That's nice of my Jessy to say ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Really?

Shadow: Okay... Want to kill some more or do someething else?
Jess: Don't worry, I'll protect you^^

@SandLover13:

welcome ^^ I think it started out good

Paradox: Don't worry, I'll keep this to ourselves
Taro: I'm worried about getting stepped on ._.'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Thanks...

Shadow: You're welcome... But don't tell everyone I said that *looks away blushing*
Jess: Why?

@SandLover13:

:3 you did? cool ^^

Paradox: Well thank you
Taro: Not really...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... But I started on my new Aladdin Parody :D

Shadow: Yeah, but you're more experienced than I am...
Jess: *does the same* :3 So you like being a spider?

@SandLover13:

Don't worry ^^ no one's rushing you and everyone needs to take a break to get onto start something else they also want to do

Paradox: I'd have less kills though if some of the women weren't pregnant
Taro: *bites into his berries and drinks them* :3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

If I can try to write it in time -_-'

Shadow: Damn it, that's 50 more than I did...
Jess: Okay...

@SandLover13:

Welcome ^^ can't wait for the next part

Paradox: Well I mostly aimed for them and also families, some teens, and some hookers and sluts on the corner because they thought I was a customer and they made an easy target... Possibly 1050 more or less...
Taro: :3 all right sweetie, I'll eat the rest

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Thanks

Shadow: the woman, plus how many babies she had in there...
Jess: Thanks sweetie. I'll just have the blue berries, cherries, and strawberries :D

@SandLover13:

:3 yeah it was sis

Paradox: How much do pregnant women count for?
Taro: *leaves and comes back with different berries* I have black berries, rasberries, blue berries, cherries, and strawberries :3

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Really?

Shadow: Okay!
*later*
Shadow: *all bloody* I killed about a thousand people... how much did you kill?
Jess: Okay *waits*

@SandLover13:

I saw ^^ it was good...

Paradox: Hell yeah >:3
Taro: I can get you some berries for you to suck the juice out of ^^ it's not wise to bite someone when you're a black widow... since once you do that, you die ._.'

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

All right, I posted it^^

Shadow: Let's see who can kill the most humans >:}
Jess: -_-' Yes...

@SandLover13:

All right ^^ sounds good

Paradox: *smirks* You know it
Taro: Hungry sweetie?

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah, that's better. I'm gonna add the next chapter now...

Shadow: Wanna kill some more >:3
Jess: Thanks...^^ *her stomach growls*

@SandLover13:

Maybe instead of a Swamp, because you don't see swamps in Tokyo and Spiders can't really deal too well with water unless they're Pondskaters, maybe they could end up in a back alley lot or something

Paradox: Thank you
Taro: :3 It's true *kisses cheek*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Yeah... I'm trying to figure out the next chapter now...

Shadow: That is pure genius...
Jess: Awww...^^ Thank you

@SandLover13:

:3 yeah

Paradox: No prob... *dashes toward five people and slits their throats with his sharp nails and tail* Heh *licks his nails* Now they can't speak and they'll choke on their own blood... I like my victims to suffer
Taro: Yes you are ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Really?

Shadow: Now let's see you kill
Jess: Really?

@SandLover13:

Looks pretty good ^^

Paradox: *laughs* That's awesome!
Taro: You're very pretty though ^^

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

Okay^^ I'm just writing the next chapter now

Shadow: Okay then *sees a group a people, grabs their shadows and cuts their shadows' heads off* Watch >:} *One second later, the real people had their heads popped up and they drop to the ground headless and bloody*
Jess: I'm all small and prickly ._.'

@SandLover13:

I can help if you want me to sis ^^

Paradox: >:3 sweet
Taro: .///.' Whoops... Sorry Jessy...

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I know... I just need help on that >>'

Shadow: >:3 Sure
Jess: Awww *kisses Taro then transforms into a spider as well* O/////////o'

@SandLover13:

I'd maybe change the story a tiny bit in certain parts to make it not look like it's unoriginal, like switching certain parts for others like you switched a frog for a spider

Paradox: Wait! Can I join?
Taro: :D That's true *gives Jess a hug as big as he could*

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I know <<'

Shadow: *crosses her arms* Fine, go ruin my fun.... If you need me, I'll be going to kill people now *starts to walk away*
Jess: At least you can move, Taro-kun ^^ *hugs Taro*

@SandLover13:

>>' oh wow nice...

Paradox: T_T hell yes I would
Taro: D: I got changed into a tree and now a spider? People just seem to like transforming me a lot

@DeidaraNarutoClan:

I know...

I have to change that -_-' I was looking for the PatF script, when someone else was doing a Parody for the movie at FanFiction.net
I copied their script and quickly changed the names into my OC's. Apparently, I missed a couple of lines and/or I was distracted by my brother.

God I'm so lazy... >>' But I changed it -_-'
Right now, I just finished writing Taro's Transformation. My favorite part was writing as Shadow. X3

Shadow: Can I torture Paradox some more? >:3
Me: No... >>' Paradox would kill you
Jess: *picks up Taro the spider* Poor Taro D:
Con: MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Finally, Tokyo would be mine! >:D *goes into his little evil corner*

Nice start sis, but there are a few character mistakes. You called Jess Shelby once and called Concerto Deidara ^^'