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hmmm~ i'll have to think about it. *tik-tok tik-tok*
ok! I'll become the new improved santa claus!!!!
*leaves the room for a few minutes*
*comes back dressed as a female version of santa*
Ta-daaaaaa~

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oh... i'm sorry~
What can i do to make it up to you?

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hehe~ What's why i put in the spoiler text thing!!! it's not my fault you read it!!! if you put this way though it is cruel~

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Everything makes sense, except the Santa Claus part there is no such thing as the SANTA CLAUS~ hehe
At least you are not a pimp who have slept with the Tojan man(whoever that is)!!!!