My darlings, welcome to Momma Love's Movies with Momma Love! You see, I've always wanted to do movie reviews and such but my friends always say that I'm stupid for trying because I don't know movies. Trust me, I've seen a ton of movies. Sure they're not diverse but I know the difference between good and bad. So, here is where I will tell you which movies you ought and ought not see. I know that won't stop some of you from going to the movies and seeing these horrible things but, if you go, see it in 2D. There's nothing more disappointing that seeing a terrible movie in 3D, you waste money and you waste precious time.

WARNING THERE WILL BE MAD SPOILERS IN THIS WORLD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I'LL TRY TO KEEP SPOILAGE TO A MINIMUM FOR MOVIES IN THEATERS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I WILL CONSIDER IT FREE GAME!

Without further adieu, welcome to Momma Love's Movies!

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Teen Wolf (2011-?)

My absolute favourite TV show EVER. Whose next relationship next season might be the mighty STEREK. Be still my beating heart, their time will come. So, this is based off the movie Teen Wolf, except it isn't. The only things that are the same are the names of the protagonist, Scott (last name is different), the best friend, Stiles, and the town it takes place in. Oh, and that Scott becomes a werewolf. Not the same way as Michael J. Fox, this Scott was bitten by a rogue Alpha werewolf but I'll let you be surprised. This show is dark and creepy, and has a complete two seasons out, all free to watch on MTV and has been signed on for a Season 3 with double the usual episodes! 24 one-hour episodes? YES MA'AM. Okay, besides being dark and creepy, Tyler Hoechlin (who plays the mentor wolf) takes off his shirt all of the first season. Colton Haynes is the king of shirtlessness in the second season. OKAY, VERY SCARY, GO WATCH IT.

Scare Rating: 7/10. Don't watch at night. SO MANY SCARY EYES.

xoxo, Your Bewitching Momma

STEREK.

Guide: 10/31/12 | By: LoveInChains | 0 comments | Other TV | Tags: Colton Haynes, Crystal Reed, Dylan O'Brien, Holland Roden, Teen Wolf, Tyler Hoechlin, Tyler Posey, Werewolves

Teen Wolf (1985)

Hot damn, another classic. Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf? How can anyone not know what this movie is! So funny, a story of a teen who inherited a werewolf gene from his mother and father who suddenly gets really good at basketball and becomes really popular for being a werewolf! I love the thought of this, that the "Wolf", as he's called in the movie, is so good at basketball no one cares that he's a creature of the night! Such a funny movie, love it, love it ALL. <3 And Stiles is still a hilarious mother trucker.

Scare Rating: 0/10, no scare factor, at all. Love it!

xoxo, Your Bewitching Momma

Guide: 10/31/12 | By: LoveInChains | 0 comments | Other Movies | Tags: Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf

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