My darlings, welcome to Momma Love's Movies with Momma Love! You see, I've always wanted to do movie reviews and such but my friends always say that I'm stupid for trying because I don't know movies. Trust me, I've seen a ton of movies. Sure they're not diverse but I know the difference between good and bad. So, here is where I will tell you which movies you ought and ought not see. I know that won't stop some of you from going to the movies and seeing these horrible things but, if you go, see it in 2D. There's nothing more disappointing that seeing a terrible movie in 3D, you waste money and you waste precious time.

WARNING THERE WILL BE MAD SPOILERS IN THIS WORLD SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I'LL TRY TO KEEP SPOILAGE TO A MINIMUM FOR MOVIES IN THEATERS BUT OTHER THAN THAT I WILL CONSIDER IT FREE GAME!

Without further adieu, welcome to Momma Love's Movies!

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Thor 2 (2013

Ahhhh. Who doesn't love the smell of a sequel? One so action packed, witty, and even a little bit cute? Well, the truth is most sequels bear a scent of decay when compared to their predecessors. Not Thor 2. It still fell into some movie cliches, masking hard to understand logic with "alien technology" and "infinity stones", an overly dramatic and dark antagonist. Now I'm sure if I'd read every single comic then I would've understood what was happening with both our main villain and the mysterious power he wielded. But sadly I am like most movie goers and coming in with a blank slate.

Now, the movie itself is very entertaining. Great characters, wondrous visuals, and only one or two spots where I could tell there was a green screen. Loki is sassy and sharp tongued as always, irritating Thor and keeping him on his toes, Darcy is quirky and stubbornly independent and... crazy, Jane has more or less accepted her role as a "damsel in distress" (which isn't a bad thing I could go on all day about this), and Eric provides some zany humor that's never out of place.

Thor 2 is an improvement of the first movie in my eyes, in both Thor's eyebrows and character portrayals. Even location. Having half of the first movie on Earth was uproaringly boring. With traditional cameos from some of our favourite old geezers, you wouldn't be wrong to go see this beauty in theaters before it's too late.

xoxo, Momma Love

Feature: 12/02/13 | By: LoveInChains | 1 comment | Other Movies | Tags: Chris Hemsworth, Jane Foster, Loki, Natalie Portmen, Peter Skarsgard, Thor, Thor 2, Tom Hiddleston

The Avengers (2012)

Incredible Hulk (2008), Iron Man (2008), Iron Man 2 (2010), Thor (2011), and Captain America (2011), have all been leading up to the master epic of the summer, The Avengers. Never has a cinemat...

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Essay: 06/16/12 | By: LoveInChains | 2 comments | Avengers | Tags: Anthony Stark, Avengers, Black Widow, Captain America, Chitauri, Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Loki, Maria Hill, Marvel, Marvel Studios, Natasha Romanoff, Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, S.H.I.E.L.D., Steve Rogers, Tesseract, Thor, Tony Stark